I step out of the steamy shower and dry my hair vigorously. As my face is still wet, I apply a creamy layer of shaving cream before reaching for my razor. Moving gently along my chin, I shave off the stubble that was beginning to grow. Cupping my hands, I splash water on my face before diving headfirst into the towel again. When I emerge, I look at myself in the mirror. 
Not bad, Bartowski. Not bad, at all.
I search along the counter, finding a half-empty bottle of aftershave. Must be Devon's. Shrugging, I decide to use a little on myself. Placing the bottle back down, I next move to my deodorant stick. I methodically run the stick ten times under each arm. Next, I brush my teeth - taking care to put a 
little extra toothpaste on the brush. After thirty stinging seconds of mouthwash, I tie the towel around my waist and leave the bathroom.
I spend over a minute staring at my closet, reviewing my very limited wardrobe. Finally, I grab a white dress shirt and black dress pants. Accented by a plain green tie, my outfit comes together quite nicely - all things considered. I run a comb futilely through my stubborn, curly hair before deciding that it looks good enough. There's not much I can do with it, unfortunately.
Adjusting my tie as I walk out, I see Devon sitting at the dining room table. He looks up me and smiles. 
"Looking good, Chuck!" he announces proudly. He gets up and walks over to me, inspecting every little detail. After a moment, he pauses. 
"And you smell...awesome!"
"Thanks. It's your aftershave," I explain.
Devon pats me on the shoulder. 
"You made a good choice," he compliments. Leaning in closer, he whispers, 
"Ellie loves the stuff."
"No, I don't," a voice calls out from the kitchen. We both look to see Ellie entering the dining room - a playful smile on her face. Ellie and Devon exchange a quick kiss before turning to me. 
"Another big date with Sarah tonight?" Ellie asks.
"Yeah." It's just a cover date - as usual - but I'm hoping that tonight's the night when it turns into something more. I mean, I've just been getting this vibe from Sarah lately that...I don't know. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself.
Devon laughs, shaking his head. 
"I don't know how you guys do it."
"Do what?"
"Keep this thing so fresh and exciting! I mean, you guys are almost too good of a couple to be true," Devon jokes. I just laugh nervously. 
Maybe it's because we ARE too good to be true.
"Well, have fun," Ellie announces with a smile. 
"We were just on our way out, actually." She looks at Devon.
After a pause, he agrees, 
"Yeah. Right. Not gonna get in your way." Devon grabs Ellie's coat and hands it to her before grabbing his own. On his way out, he turns back to me and winks. 
"Good luck, slugger."
Waving like an idiot, I respond, 
"Thanks. Have a good night." After they leave, I spend a good fifteen minutes twiddling my thumbs. Finally, the doorbell rings and I jump to my feet.
"Hello, beautiful," I greet in my best attempt at "suave." Even I can admit that it sucked - as evidenced by Sarah's reaction.
"What?" she laughs.
I freeze in place, unsure of how to dispel the awkwardness. 
"Uh...I said..."
BANG!
As Sarah looks away, I finally exhale. 
"That sounded like it came from Casey's house," she states worriedly. Without any further conversation, she wanders cautiously in the direction of the shot.
"Yeah. Okay," I announce to myself. 
"Let's go investigate. Very romantic." Groaning, I follow Sarah as she slowly approaches the front door. She turns around and places a finger to her lips in the universal signal for, 
"Be quiet."
Sarah opens the door carefully, and I watch her reach for the gun tucked in her back pocket.