Orko Is King
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You don't want a dumbass junkie ***** as a girlfrind anyways. She's only trouble.
He doesn't want to be her friend, he wants to love her forever and live happily ever after and make babies and stuff with her even though she's never even shown an interest in a romantic relationship with him. Ergo, the only reason he wants to "save" her is so he can have her for himself. That's not being a true friend, it's pursuing one's own selfish motivations.
jag
I've said this before, if you're looking for deep advice on your personal problems, a superhero/movie message board isn't really the best place to ask.
Ignore him.![]()
Clearly you aren't having any effect. Someone else needs to help her. You know what you have to do - You need to created a new persona. It's the only way man. Make a costume or a disguise, and change your voice. Then crash the next party she's at... preferely by breaking in through a window, or at least kicking down the door. It needs to be dramatic otherwise you might look silly.
You'll need to start a fight with her druggie friends, and win, to show her that antidrugs are more powerful than drugs. Then sweep her off her feet and take her back to your hideout (your bedroom won't do, it has to be somewhere different from your house), and then you can reveal who you really are. She'll be so impressed she'll be yours forever.
That actually reminds of a story from college, a bunch of friends and I dropped acid and went to a party, everyone was on some sort of drug at the party. Out of nowhere, the Hulk busted into the party and everyone got freaked out. The next day, we were talking about the incident to another friend and noticed a faint green tint to his skin, we found out he was the Hulk from the night before. The few people who swore off drugs after the incident, but took it back after finding out who the Hulk actually was. So I guess moral of the story, paint yourself green, put on a messy black wig, bust in on the next "drug party" she's at, but don't reveal it was you. Maybe the Hulk can scare her straight, but she can't know the true identity of the Hulk otherwise it doesn't work.
Holy s**t!![]()
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That actually reminds of a story from college, a bunch of friends and I dropped acid and went to a party, everyone was on some sort of drug at the party. Out of nowhere, the Hulk busted into the party and everyone got freaked out. The next day, we were talking about the incident to another friend and noticed a faint green tint to his skin, we found out he was the Hulk from the night before. The few people who swore off drugs after the incident, but took it back after finding out who the Hulk actually was. So I guess moral of the story, paint yourself green, put on a messy black wig, bust in on the next "drug party" she's at, but don't reveal it was you. Maybe the Hulk can scare her straight, but she can't know the true identity of the Hulk otherwise it doesn't work.
great, another one of YOUR threads.I did it, she said what i told her got threw to her, and she doesnt want me to think of her as a **** up.
im proud of her, for attempting to help herself.
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but i wont see her for a while, il miss her..![]()
happy to hear thatI did it, she said what i told her got threw to her, and she doesnt want me to think of her as a **** up.
im proud of her, for attempting to help herself.
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ahhh.....are you gonna cryI did it, she said what i told her got threw to her, and she doesnt want me to think of her as a **** up.
im proud of her, for attempting to help herself.
t:
but i wont see her for a while, il miss her..![]()
I did it, she said what i told her got threw to her, and she doesnt want me to think of her as a **** up.
im proud of her, for attempting to help herself.
t:
but i wont see her for a while, il miss her..![]()
I salute that manRehab isn't a gaurantee. Just ask Chris Farley, Balushi, Morrison, Lohan, Pheonix.........