The Green Lantern Caption thread. - Part 1

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This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]325485[/split]

 

[protocida]

Because every forum needs one.

http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/green_lantern_first_flight_2.jpg
HAL: Jessica Alba is playing Carol? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[Panthro]

HAWKGIRL: "Alright I've had enough of this Shaft nonsense."

HAL JORDAN: "ScarJo's ex-husband? No, but I get that a lot."

"Cause every hero needs some iron in their diet."

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKGIRL: You think this is for the goatee, huh? Not really, watched some porn last night and got ideas...

 

[Panthro]

HAWKGIRL: You think this is for the goatee, huh? Not really, watched some porn last night and got ideas...

Hahahahahahaha

 

[ultimatefan]

HAWKGIRL: You´ll thank me when people stop calling you black Tony Stark...

 

[Panthro]

HAWKGIRL: You´ll thank me when people stop calling you black Tony Stark...

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

BARRY-FLASH: "So Henry Cavill is the new Superman."
HAL-LANTERN: "Yep."
BARRY-FLASH: "You think anyone else from the Tudors might be available?"
HAL-LANTERN: "I wouldn't hold out hope if I were you Barry."
BARRY-FLASH: ""

 

[kedrell]

HAWKGIRL: "Captain Sisko.....what have they done to you?!!"

 

[Panthro]

HAWKGIRL: "Captain Sisko.....what have they done to you?!!"

 

[Panthro]

ARISIA: "Are we making the sequel to First Flight?"
HAL: "No."

HAL: "Why yes I am Nathan Fillion. How did you guess?"
ARISIA: "You're so Mal like from Firefly."

 

[Man of Steel]

ARISIA: "Are we making the sequel to First Flight?"
HAL: "No."

HAL: "Why yes I am Nathan Fillion. How did you guess?"
ARISIA: "You're so Mal like from Firefly."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

 

[The Navigator]

"Uh, Mr. Jordan? We've got a problem with that new recruit."
-"Who, Deadpool?"
"Yeah, he's doing his one-man 'Pride And Prejudice' bit again...it's really bothering some of the other members."
-"He...wait, what?"
"Hey, come back, you haven't seen my Mr. Darcy impression!"
-"*sigh* Dammit, Reynolds, I knew we shouldn't have agreed to that cross-promotional movie deal..."

 

[dnno1]

Hal Jordan: "You see guys, this is what I have to put up with here on earth"
Sinestro: "It doesn't seem to be a problem to take care of"
Tomar-Re: "Meh."
Kilowog: "Wow are those meson particle beam dematerializers that those poozers have?"

Venkman: "Sorry guys, but we thought for sure that the green stuff was ectoplasm"

 

[protocida]

"Not good enough to play Hal Jordan, am I?"

 

[Panthro]

"Uh, Mr. Jordan? We've got a problem with that new recruit."
-"Who, Deadpool?"
"Yeah, he's doing his one-man 'Pride And Prejudice' bit again...it's really bothering some of the other members."
-"He...wait, what?"
"Hey, come back, you haven't seen my Mr. Darcy impression!"
-"*sigh* Dammit, Reynolds, I knew we shouldn't have agreed to that cross-promotional movie deal..."

Bwahahahahahahaha

the Ghostbuster one is funny too d

 

[dnno1]

Green Lantern: "Time for another photoshoot guys."

Batman: "Where's the boyscout?"

Green Lantern : "Not sure. I'll give him a call. Supes? Remember our photoshoot."

Superman: "Be right there. I'll deal with you later."

Batman: "What's Despero doing in this photo."
Superman: "Look, I've got a mad on right now and he offered to let me pound on him if he got in the shoot."

 

[Panthro]

Green Lantern: "Time for another photoshoot guys."

Batman: "Where's the boyscout?"

Green Lantern : "Not sure. I'll give him a call. Supes? Remember our photoshoot."

Superman: "Be right there. I'll deal with you later."

Batman: "What's Despero doing in this photo."
Superman: "Look, I've got a mad on right now and he offered to let me pound on him if he got in the shoot."

Bwahahahahahaha

 

[dnno1]

Hal Jordan: "Jeez! Yet another video game. Hey kids, any suggestions on a construct I could use to fight the aliens?"

Little Fanboy: "Rargh!"

Hal Jordan: "Hulk hands? Great idea. Maybe I should get input from kids all the time."

 

[Breogan]

Sinestro listen to me, this is a WEAPON OF LIGHT, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age....

.............Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt


WHAT? …I CAN’T FREAKIN HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SAVAGELY AWESOME,TOTALLY UNCIVILIZED GATLING-GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Hal Jordan: "Jeez! Yet another video game. Hey kids, any suggestions on a construct I could use to fight the aliens?"

Little Fanboy: "Rargh!"

Hal Jordan: "Hulk hands? Great idea. Maybe I should get input from kids all the time."

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

Sinestro listen to me, this is the WEAPON OF LIGHT, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age....

.............Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt


WHAT? …I CAN’T FREAKIN HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SAVAGELY AWESOME,TOTALLY UNCIVILIZED GATLING-GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: "Hey, terrorist! Terrorize this!"

 

[Panthro]

SINESTRO: "I ain't got time to bleed!"