the 'He Man Woman Haters' Club

Darthphere said:
You dont have a girlfriend, ive been watching you.

fair enough... but at the risk of sounding like a terrible excuse, i didn't consider her my girlfriend till less than a week ago. but, we have been hanging out and sleeping together (on and off, i guess) since april.
 
JLBats said:
It is the failure of my life that I will probably never get to experience lesbianism.


...

with enough booze, anything is possible.

:O
 
The first thing that women did to **** everything up starts at the beginning of time. When Eve ate the forbidden fruit and dragged Adam with her in sin. She got us all kicked out of Eden. So when Women complain about childbirth hurting, it's your own damn fault.
 
:o i join clubs for the punch and pie is there any here?
 
Lucy in the sky said:
:o i join clubs for the punch and pie is there any here?

no

:mad:

(i do, however, appreciate the South Park reference) if more girls were like you (whether or not you are a girl) then maybe we wouldn't be having this conversation.
 
Tangled Web said:
The first thing that women did to **** everything up starts at the beginning of time. When Eve ate the forbidden fruit and dragged Adam with her in sin. She got us all kicked out of Eden. So when Women complain about childbirth hurting, it's your own damn fault.

Hey :o It was Adam's own choice to join her. So you all screwed yourselves. :o
 
but, pandora opened the box!!!


in fact, religion has always been biased towards women.
 
JLBats said:
But I'm a man.
Any plastic surgeon will tell you its easier to dig a hole than build a pole. :)


And Tsunulia, we mean everyone except you.
 
Samael said:
Any plastic surgeon will tell you its easier to dig a hole than build a pole. :)


And Tsunulia, we mean everyone except you.

:( Awww.....I wanted to fight too :p
 
Mr. Credible said:
no

:mad:

(i do, however, appreciate the South Park reference) if more girls were like you (whether or not you are a girl) then maybe we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I'm a guy glad someone got the reference though:up: :)
 
take a crunch right on her chest and piss inside of her and if shes got a problem with it be like "what, b|tch?, WHAT?!"

then give her the ol' one, two






....calling her a b*tch will make her mad at you, so you know what, dont say that
 
The Man of 17 said:
take a crunch right on her chest and piss inside of her and if shes got a problem with it be like "what, b|tch?, WHAT?!"

then give her the ol' one, two






....calling her a b*tch will make her mad at you, so you know what, dont say that

***** (source dictionary.com:up:)

1. A female canine animal, especially a dog.
2. Offensive
a) A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing
b)A lewd woman
c)A man considered to be weak or contemptible
3. Slang. A complaint
4.Slang. Something very unpleasant or difficult.

:o
how would she get mad at him?
 
anyone see lucky louis tonight when he called his wife a c***, that was some funny stuff, he was right to
 
Tangled Web said:
The first thing that women did to **** everything up starts at the beginning of time. When Eve ate the forbidden fruit and dragged Adam with her in sin. She got us all kicked out of Eden. So when Women complain about childbirth hurting, it's your own damn fault.

Technically,that is right.Adam did not want to eat the Forbidden Fruit of Knowlage,but Eve tempted him to.Women are the downfall of man.:down
 
If there's anything better than women, Rock and Roll, Greek food and zombie movies I'd love to see it.
 
Tsunulia said:
Hey :o It was Adam's own choice to join her. So you all screwed yourselves. :o
Does that imply that Men are stupid and that they'd rather blame others, namely women, then own up to their own mistakes?
 
Jourmugand said:
Technically,that is right.Adam did not want to eat the Forbidden Fruit of Knowlage,but Eve tempted him to.Women are the downfall of man.:down
So Men would rather be stupid/ignorant?
 
I'm sorry to have to tell you all, but there was never any magical fruit that makes you ashamed to be naked when you eat it. There was also never a guy named Adam who named all of the animals on Earth, or a woman named Eve who was formed from one of his ribs. Also, they were never chased around by a fiery sword, nor did they get conned by a talking snake with legs.:confused:
:(
 
Women are my kryptonite...they can bring me to my knees. :(
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm sorry to have to tell you all, but there was never any magical fruit that makes you ashamed to be naked when you eat it. There was also never a guy named Adam who named all of the animals on Earth, or a woman named Eve who was formed from one of his ribs. Also, they were never chased around by a fiery sword, nor did they get conned by a talking snake with legs.:confused:
:(
Next you're gonna tell me that Santa, the Easter Bunny and Batman are not real too. :(
 

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