I just finished watching the remake of
The Thing (2011) for the first time. I've been putting it off for almost two years, because Carpenter's
The Thing is one of my favorite movies of all-time, no question.
However, you know what? This remake wasn't so bad, man. Mary Elizabeth Winstead really held her own. After assuming that this would be all boobs and blood and no substance (it is the 2000's after all), I'm pleasantly surprised that she mostly wore a turtleneck the whole time, she had virtually no make-up on, and the movie was basically just "selling" her cute
face and not sex in general. There's nothing "hot" or "teen" going on here. She's just a cute, cute girl. Not once was my intelligence insulted.
And I'm impressed by that. Her character could've easily been written for a man without many script changes (literally one or two tweaks of dialogue), and she was very believable as a scientist. Dare I say it, she kind of channeled Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling for me.
Although the CGI was a bit disappointing and didn't have that charm of the original's effects, I found myself embracing the fact that this
is the new norm for any movie... and I found myself
accepting this movie.
I can't believe I'm typing this, but I'm
happily putting this film on the shelf next to the original. I gladly welcome it with open arms, and I think in 10 years' time it might find an appreciation with a new audience.
Probably one of the better remakes I've ever seen (although it is a prequel).
