X Knight
Straight Edge
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well, as long as Hulk doesn't need to take the elevator to get down from a building, I'm happy:
Man-in-Elevator: "Nice Hulk outfit!"
Hulk: "Thanks......I sewed pants myself!"
-----Awkward Silence------
Man-in-Elevator: "Looks kind of uncomfortable."
Hulk: "Yah.....pants are a little tight.....and they get itchy around the
crotch area..."
-----More Awkard Silence------
Man-in-Elevator: "Say, couldn't you have just jumped off the building? Why'd you have
to take the elevator down?"
Hulk: "Hulk felt all macho jumping to top of building. But Hulk looked over
the edge and realized Hulk afraid of heights."
Man-in-Elevator: "O'rlly! That sucks! Y'know, aside from referring to yourself in the 3rd
person, you have surprisingly good grammar."
Hulk: "Thanks! Hulk has been studying Rosetta Stone."
--------Even More Awkward Silence--------
Man-in-Elevator: "Say, I think my dog really likes you. In fact, he wants what's inside
of you. He wants that. He needs that."
Hulk: "Well, tell your dog to......TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL!!!"
Man-in-Elevator: "Nice Hulk outfit!"
Hulk: "Thanks......I sewed pants myself!"
-----Awkward Silence------
Man-in-Elevator: "Looks kind of uncomfortable."
Hulk: "Yah.....pants are a little tight.....and they get itchy around the
crotch area..."
-----More Awkard Silence------
Man-in-Elevator: "Say, couldn't you have just jumped off the building? Why'd you have
to take the elevator down?"
Hulk: "Hulk felt all macho jumping to top of building. But Hulk looked over
the edge and realized Hulk afraid of heights."
Man-in-Elevator: "O'rlly! That sucks! Y'know, aside from referring to yourself in the 3rd
person, you have surprisingly good grammar."
Hulk: "Thanks! Hulk has been studying Rosetta Stone."
--------Even More Awkward Silence--------
Man-in-Elevator: "Say, I think my dog really likes you. In fact, he wants what's inside
of you. He wants that. He needs that."
Hulk: "Well, tell your dog to......TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL!!!"