The Hype Confession thread

I think one of my closest female friends is VERY attractive.
 
...are there slumber parties?
 
Okay, confession:

Before I left here I always sort of thought of Colossal Spoons and AndThePickles as the cool aunt and uncle of the Hype!:dry:
 
I once said my brother had commited suicide so I could get a week off work & go to Ibiza.
 
I used to have two other names here.
I also used to bait DACMAN because he was so funny when he got all worked up.
I hate the Fantastic Four.
 
I see the end and it is grim.

As much as I try to think otherwise, I believe that once my girlfriend gets a taste for my nigerian heritage, she'll see it's not for her and leave me. It makes it hard for me to attach myself emotionally as I don't think she can survive the long haul.

I think I live for my unborn first daughter's name who hasn't even been conceived. Her name is Aidrian. SHe is a figament of my imagination and 85% of every decision i make in my life is based around her. Only one person is aware of her existence.
 
I see the end and it is grim.

As much as I try to think otherwise, I believe that once my girlfriend gets a taste for my nigerian heritage, she'll see it's not for her and leave me. It makes it hard for me to attach myself emotionally as I don't think she can survive the long haul.

I think I live for my unborn first daughter's name who hasn't even been conceived. Her name is Aidrian. SHe is a figament of my imagination and 85% of every decision i make in my life is based around her. Only one person is aware of her existence.

:dry:
 
I am never happy with what I got and always striving for more, and the truth is I am willing to sacrifice my current relationship with my gf if I have to to get to the next level.
 
I see the end and it is grim.

As much as I try to think otherwise, I believe that once my girlfriend gets a taste for my nigerian heritage, she'll see it's not for her and leave me. It makes it hard for me to attach myself emotionally as I don't think she can survive the long haul.

I think I live for my unborn first daughter's name who hasn't even been conceived. Her name is Aidrian. SHe is a figament of my imagination and 85% of every decision i make in my life is based around her. Only one person is aware of her existence.


Figment of imagination - check.

No sex to make her - check check.

Call her Jesus :up:
 
Okay, confession:

Before I left here I always sort of thought of Colossal Spoons and AndThePickles as the cool aunt and uncle of the Hype!:dry:

Why is there a dry face after that? Aren't we still? :csad:
 
Sometimes, while driving, I have the uncontrollable urge to slam into a wall or hit other cars. At times the urge is so strong I have to really focus or turn music on really loud so that I don't do it.

Also, whenever driving, if I see someone walking on the sidewalk or riding a bike I just want to run them over.

Is there something wrong with me?
 
I'm jealous of people with more posts than me.
 
Sometimes, while driving, I have the uncontrollable urge to slam into a wall or hit other cars. At times the urge is so strong I have to really focus or turn music on really loud so that I don't do it.

Also, whenever driving, if I see someone walking on the sidewalk or riding a bike I just want to run them over.

Is there something wrong with me?

Nah. I do that all the time. I don't even feel bad about it.
 
I think I live for my unborn first daughter's name who hasn't even been conceived. Her name is Aidrian. SHe is a figament of my imagination and 85% of every decision i make in my life is based around her. Only one person is aware of her existence.

Ooookay. That's kind of weird.
 
I feel that as the days go by, I am slowly starting to lose touch with humanity.
 
Sometimes, while driving, I have the uncontrollable urge to slam into a wall or hit other cars. At times the urge is so strong I have to really focus or turn music on really loud so that I don't do it.

Also, whenever driving, if I see someone walking on the sidewalk or riding a bike I just want to run them over.

Is there something wrong with me?


No, that's fine by me!

I have something similar, if I'm walking down the street & someone is coming towards me on a bike, I always think about clotheslining them off it. Every single time. I make a little 'doof' noise as they go past like I just did it, and have a little chuckle.

Also (and this is a little weirder) if I'm waiting for a train I sometimes think about the ramifications of me pushing the person next to me under it. I think about how, in 5 minutes time, people who never knew I existed (the person's family, friends etc) could know me for the rest of their lives & never forget me. Good Stuff!! :woot:
 

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