The Hype Confession thread

[shapeshifter]

I hate going to the mall, or especially wal mart because ignorant people make me sick.

 

[AndThePickles]

I had sex with Andthepickles.

My confession is that it wasn't good...I don't even remember it happening

No, it's just in retrospect it seems like such an odd and nerdy thing to think.

Haha, aw. Well, this is a nerdy forum

 

[Captain Planet!]

I always thought of ATP and Spoons as the old couple that are way too sexually active.

 

[AndThePickles]

I always thought of ATP and Spoons as the old couple that are way too sexually active.

Ew, I'm only 21

 

[Eggyman]

Sometimes I talk like Pat Bateman in my head to amuse myself. Like when I'm talking to my boss:

He's wearing a navy wool suit and a pale blue shirt with gold cufflinks. His hair looks nice and healthy, so before I cut his tongue out and wear his head as a hat, I'll ask him what shampoo he uses. His shoes are black leather and I want to burn his eye lids.

Honest

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I once said my brother had commited suicide so I could get a week off work & go to Ibiza.

Dude, how was it!?

I always thought of ATP and Spoons as the old couple that are way too sexually active.

Haha, we're old now?

 

[C.F. Kane]

I'm addicted to blueberry Pop Tarts.

 

[shapeshifter]

I watch the audition portion of american idol to laugh at really dumb people

 

[elgato]

AI find Hannah Montana's music not so bad

 

[shapeshifter]

AI find Hannah Montana's music not so bad

that "see you again" song is a little catchy. (i hate myself)


I type "faceplant" into youtube whenever I need a good laugh. I just watched "fat chick beat down" and its still making me laugh

 

[DBella]

I had sex with a girl once. I didn't get pregnant.

I actually enjoyed watching HSM and knows all the songs from the soundtrack.

I hate going to the mall, or especially wal mart because ignorant people make me sick.

People who go to the malls or wal-mart are ignorant people?

Sometimes I talk like Pat Bateman in my head to amuse myself. Like when I'm talking to my boss:


Honest

I find that incredibly sexy.

I watch the audition portion of american idol to laugh at really dumb people

Doesn't EVERYONE do that?

 

[Spider-Fan]

I almost got arrested cause my Stepbro and I stole a couple road cones. He didn't sell me out though when he was questioned. Only crime I ever committed.

 

[shapeshifter]

I had sex with a girl once. I didn't get pregnant.

I actually enjoyed watching HSM and knows all the songs from the soundtrack.

People who go to the malls or wal-mart are ignorant people?

I find that incredibly sexy.


Doesn't EVERYONE do that?

no, its just when you get that many people in one place you tend to see a fair amount of dumbasses

 

[Silk Spectre]

Obese people who ride around the store in those electric carts annoy me. Those carts are meant for the elderly and disabled, not because fanny fat @$$ is too lazy to walk.

 

[AndThePickles]

Sometimes being around obese people makes me feel really awkward because I get very aware of how thin I am and I wonder if it makes them feel sad. And then that makes me feel like a ***** for thinking that

 

[DBella]

no, its just when you get that many people in one place you tend to see a fair amount of dumbasses

Or people who knows where to find a good bargain.

 

[jaymes_e06]

AI find Hannah Montana's music not so bad

Me either.



My confession
I tease people I don't find atractive by acting like a slore and making them really hot and then treating them badly. I hate myself.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I see the end and it is grim.

As much as I try to think otherwise, I believe that once my girlfriend gets a taste for my nigerian heritage, she'll see it's not for her and leave me. It makes it hard for me to attach myself emotionally as I don't think she can survive the long haul.

I think I live for my unborn first daughter's name who hasn't even been conceived. Her name is Aidrian. SHe is a figament of my imagination and 85% of every decision i make in my life is based around her. Only one person is aware of her existence.

When did you first become aware of her?

 

[Nirvana]

I'm a *****e bag because I think Guns & Roses are ****.

 

[JLBats]

Sometimes I spend so much time analyzing pleasure and every notch of it's sensation that I don't think I really feel it at all.

 

[JLBats]

Also, I would kill a man to capture the feeling the guitar in the Radiohead song "The Tourist" gives me at about 1:10-1:13. I think that the song should've been based around that sound.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Sometimes I spend so much time analyzing pleasure and every notch of it's sensation that I don't think I really feel it at all.

I...
...don't think I've ever heard, anything like that before.

 

[JLBats]

I...
...don't think I've ever heard, anything like that before.

I think the term is...

Anhedonia?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anhedonia

 

[JLBats]

Sorta.

 

[Franklin Richards]

I...
...don't think I've ever heard, anything like that before.