The Hype Encyclopedia - Part 1

[Hunter Rider]

Blind Fury needs an entry.

 

[knowsbleed]

Agreed, I also think that zer00 and the Val Kilmer society need entries as well.

 

[Hawkingbird]

I think we need to reserect the Hype Hall of Fame.

 

[Lily Adler]

I was asking if someone was interested in doing an entry on him. I'd rather not because I'd rather not dig up his posts and actually try to read them.

His posts could be a bizarre mind f**k and not in the good way. All I know is he could be sensible one minute and bat s**t crazy the next.

 

[Figs]

Blind Fury needs an entry.

Yes he does!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Can some of you guys make entries or at least shed light on who the posters are? I don't really know some of these posters, nor do I have time to look all of them up.

 

[Figs]

Here's a thread he made. ShadowBoxing's comment pretty much sums up Blind_Fury.

Look, up in the sky, it's "Holier Than Thou"-Man. He does nothing while simultaneously monday morning quarterbacking everyone else's decisions in life. He's so amazing.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=292267&highlight=

Not sure about the date, but I think this was one of his threads he made during the time when he went bonkers which led to his banning. I think he was ridiculously obsessed with the whole Darfur thing and went on to say he was going to go over there to help, was banned shortly after.

He was quite the fanboy too. When the first Transformers film was being made he wouldn't shut up about the meanings and subtext behind the cartoon and how important it was that they used "energon" in the film. Basically another "you ruined my childhood" crybaby. Back when my username was Figmanj, I got into it with him in one of those TF threads.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Figmanji?

 

[Figs]

Figmanj?

What? t:

 

[knowsbleed]

Here's a thread he made. ShadowBoxing's comment pretty much sums up Blind_Fury.



http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=292267&highlight=

Not sure about the date, but I think this was one of his threads he made during the time when he went bonkers which led to his banning. I think he was ridiculously obsessed with the whole Darfur thing and went on to say he was going to go over there to help, was banned shortly after.

He was quite the fanboy too. When the first Transformers film was being made he wouldn't shut up about the meanings and subtext behind the cartoon and how important it was that they used "energon" in the film. Basically another "you ruined my childhood" crybaby. Back when my username was Figmanj, I got into it with him in one of those TF threads.

Oh man, the Transformer forums. I could understand his points in the Transformers forums as I was a "Negatron"... but he just went about it the wrong way. I think he wanted an actual literal translation of the G1 cartoon... whereas most of us just didn't want Michael Bay to ruin our memories.

 

[Erzengel]

What I wondered was how did someone living at home, going to school have the money to afford hot swedish prostitutes?

 

[knowsbleed]

Where there is a will, there is a way?

 

[Figs]

Oh man, the Transformer forums. I could understand his points in the Transformers forums as I was a "Negatron"... but he just went about it the wrong way. I think he wanted an actual literal translation of the G1 cartoon... whereas most of us just didn't want Michael Bay to ruin our memories.

Yeah, he did go overboard at times with the G1 love. I seriously wonder what he's up to nowadays.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

We need a braincrusher post. I don't think I could do one justice, though.

 

[Piper Maru]

braincrusher was a poster on the forums here who was rejected by a woman because he had electric heat. He mowed his lawn at 7AM, angering his neighbors. Afterwards he got into a brutal fight with sharks. Not long after that he experimented with jetpacks, but that failed horribly as well. After being humbled and humiliated, braincrusher decided to climb to the top of K2, where to this very day, remains. Some say that if you listen carefully to the wind, you can hear him asking how to cook fish alive on a grill.

 

[Sawyer]

Don't forget that his voice isn't deep enough.

 

[Piper Maru]

Well that's how his voice carries on the wind from the top of the the K2.

 

[Sawyer]

Ahh, I see...

 

[Clerk]

Wasn't spiderfreddie a huge part of the Organics Suck?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Bumped.

Any new entries?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Superhero Hype Creepiest Poster Competition - A tournament started by Asteroid-Man to determine who is the creepiest poster of The Hype. Unfortunately, there was not a nomination period and most posters involved in the tournament were not creepy at all, but seemed to be just posters who have recently interacted with Asteroid-Man. The tournament had no clear qualifications for creepy, and seemed to be set up to declare Asteroid-Man the winner. In the end it was an unprecedented failure.

I remember this. Brings back some memories.

 

[Piper Maru]

I stand in awe.

 

[MrMaooz]

Woah.

 

[Human Torch]

Who wants to write the chapter on The Howard Stark Scandal/Big Green's Rebirth of the Celebrities Tournaments/The Great Purge of 2013?

 

[ComicChick]

that's hardly news