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[Cuyan]

Stryke lightning in her baby-maker.

 

[knowsbleed]

What's a baby-maker?

 

[Cuyan]

The best location for lightning strykes?

 

[knowsbleed]

Blog about it?

 

[ComicChick]

I can't help but think of that pot hole skit you did now CC. Now every time I hear car and your name put together, I'll be thinking about that. lol

haha

WTF? Paid in full just from taxes??

no, just enough for a really nice downpayment

CC I thought you didn't have a license.

i'm supposed to go today, I am terrified. I don't know why the Driving test terrifies me so. I aced the Permit test, got none wrong actually, but getting behind the wheel and being watched while i try to drive, eek! Honestly, I think i'm just scared to fail. Everything else I try I "get" like that, but driving wasn't something i was able to pick up immediately.

I went to the car dealer yesterday and i was surprised: i actually knew him. We worked at the same place, and his mother still works there. So I though to myself "yes, something good". I checked the car out, she's so purty :heart: They even upgraded the wheels to 22's and they're chrome not alloy. I filled out the application to get financed, and I just got off the phone with the lady from financing.

I'm approved!!! as soon as I get my license, so I'm trying to go in today. My Jeep's seatbelt is broken, so I can't use that. My Grandmother said I can use her Sebring, which I've never driven, so once she gets back from her appointments, I am going.

Did I mention I was scared? ha

 

[TheZink]

Its ok CC. I failed my drivers test the first time I took it.

I then went out and drove all that day, went back and passed it the next day with a 97.

Just try to be calm and keep an eye out for everything.

 

[Watson]

i'm supposed to go today, I am terrified. I don't know why the Driving test terrifies me so. I aced the Permit test, got none wrong actually, but getting behind the wheel and being watched while i try to drive, eek! Honestly, I think i'm just scared to fail. Everything else I try I "get" like that, but driving wasn't something i was able to pick up immediately.

I went to the car dealer yesterday and i was surprised: i actually knew him. We worked at the same place, and his mother still works there. So I though to myself "yes, something good". I checked the car out, she's so purty :heart: They even upgraded the wheels to 22's and they're chrome not alloy. I filled out the application to get financed, and I just got off the phone with the lady from financing.

I'm approved!!! as soon as I get my license, so I'm trying to go in today. My Jeep's seatbelt is broken, so I can't use that. My Grandmother said I can use her Sebring, which I've never driven, so once she gets back from her appointments, I am going.

Did I mention I was scared? ha

Don't hit another car. They don't like that. I speak from experience.

 

[POWdER-man]

Don't show up drunk either. They won't even let you take the test.



Disclaimer: I do not, nor would I ever, condone drinking and driving.

 

[Watson]

^In Newfoundland being drunk is a requirement to take your driving test .




Just kidding. ilu Newfies!

 

[E-Man]

I just got back from working out at the park. The day was cloudy, but the weather was nice enough for me to do my work out regiment outside. I haven't been to the park since it got cold, so I was rusty in some areas. My muscles really tightened when I did my strength training. I usually work either my upper or lower body while I'm there, and today I chose lower. I really got winded when I did log hops, and I was a little discouraged until I started to run again. Looks like my strength as really increased, and my flexibility is off the charts now. I just need to work out more, and today has oddly given me more incentive to do so.

 

[knowsbleed]

I was eating ice cream out of a styrofoam cup this morning, delicious nom nom nom and whatnot. The deliciousness of the ice cream was enhanced by the nom nom noming my ears were doing from the ambient noise of rush hour traffic and screaming children from some far away sweat factory. I decided to float to the next cloud of fluffiness, so I took off my slippers... grabbed my spork and my styrofoam cup of partially melted deliciousness and I stepped off the ledge of my apartment. I fluttered, flew, fly-ed to the nearest visible mass of droplets and wet myself in its moistness. The gloriousness of it all was too much for my simple mind to bear... so I put on my headphones and air DJed to some Carpenters. Absorbing some solar radiations as I basked... alas... it was time to end it all because I needed a cigarette.

 

[Marx]

I think I was almost robbed earlier today. I was at the car wash finally getting all of the road salt off my car...and this guy walks INTO THE BAY where I am! He went on the opposite side of the car I'm standing on and looked over and casually said 'hello'. So I, (very obviously confused) said hello back. He did this not once, but twice!

Thankfully, I wasn't the only one at the car wash. There were two other cars besides me there.

Afterward, I pulled out to dry off my car and I noticed he was still there behind the bay. When I was finished, I got back into my car and drove off. I look back and he jumped into his truck and followed me! Finally, he turned off on a side road!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Holy s*** Marx! Glad you're okay bro.

 

[Cuyan]

I was eating ice cream out of a styrofoam cup this morning, delicious nom nom nom and whatnot. The deliciousness of the ice cream was enhanced by the nom nom noming my ears were doing from the ambient noise of rush hour traffic and screaming children from some far away sweat factory. I decided to float to the next cloud of fluffiness, so I took off my slippers... grabbed my spork and my styrofoam cup of partially melted deliciousness and I stepped off the ledge of my apartment. I fluttered, flew, fly-ed to the nearest visible mass of droplets and wet myself in its moistness. The gloriousness of it all was too much for my simple mind to bear... so I put on my headphones and air DJed to some Carpenters. Absorbing some solar radiations as I basked... alas... it was time to end it all because I needed a cigarette.

I haven't tried shrooms myself, but this makes me want to.

 

[Marx]

Holy s*** Marx! Glad you're okay bro.

Thanks man...it was a very odd experience.

 

[knowsbleed]

I haven't tried shrooms myself, but this makes me want to.

I don't normally eat ice cream... but when I do, it's like an explosion in my mouth. But not that kind of oral explosion.

Thanks man...it was a very odd experience.

You better hope he didn't write down your license plate for some sort of "social experiment".

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Stryke lightning in her baby-maker.

Dood...she's like 80 years old. Her baby-maker is the last place on earth I want to strike with my lightning.

 

[katie_girl09]

i'm supposed to go today, I am terrified. I don't know why the Driving test terrifies me so. I aced the Permit test, got none wrong actually, but getting behind the wheel and being watched while i try to drive, eek! Honestly, I think i'm just scared to fail. Everything else I try I "get" like that, but driving wasn't something i was able to pick up immediately.

I went to the car dealer yesterday and i was surprised: i actually knew him. We worked at the same place, and his mother still works there. So I though to myself "yes, something good". I checked the car out, she's so purty :heart: They even upgraded the wheels to 22's and they're chrome not alloy. I filled out the application to get financed, and I just got off the phone with the lady from financing.

I'm approved!!! as soon as I get my license, so I'm trying to go in today. My Jeep's seatbelt is broken, so I can't use that. My Grandmother said I can use her Sebring, which I've never driven, so once she gets back from her appointments, I am going.

Did I mention I was scared? ha

... Soooo? How did everything go?!

Dood...she's like 80 years old. Her baby-maker is the last place on earth I want to strike with my lightning.

Oh you know you want some of that!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Oh you know you want some of that!

Knock off 20 years and I'd actually consider it. I've been with older women before, especially when I was in my late teens and early 20s. In fact, one of the oldest women I've ever gotten with was like...in her late 50's and it was actually some of the best sex I ever had. I was 19 at the time and it was a "Stella Got Her Groove Back" moment for her.

But an 80-year old cougar? Um, hell naw. I don't relish the idea of wandering around someone's dry-azz dessert if you know what I mean.

 

[Indrid Cold]

The little old lady that lives in the lower level (of the brownstone I want to buy) is not giving up her place! My agent and I offered her a serious sum of money to relocate so I can convert her area and own all 4 floors but she's like, "No."

No? NO!!?!?!?!

WTF.

Sounds like somebody has a sweet rent control deal. Looks like your gonna have to take her out to dinner and massage her bunions.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Ick.

 

[Marx]

You better hope he didn't write down your license plate for some sort of "social experiment".

What do you mean?

 

[knowsbleed]

Nothing, that's just my paranoia talking. Watching too many movies where people have access to police databases from home via hacking will fill ones head with wild ideas.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

The little old lady that lives in the lower level (of the brownstone I want to buy) is not giving up her place! My agent and I offered her a serious sum of money to relocate so I can convert her area and own all 4 floors but she's like, "No."

No? NO!!?!?!?!

WTF.

I KNEW IT!!!!! Hahaaaa!!!

Who called it, LS? I know you wanted the basement, but I KNEW she wouldn't give it up.

I think I was almost robbed earlier today. I was at the car wash finally getting all of the road salt off my car...and this guy walks INTO THE BAY where I am! He went on the opposite side of the car I'm standing on and looked over and casually said 'hello'. So I, (very obviously confused) said hello back. He did this not once, but twice!

Thankfully, I wasn't the only one at the car wash. There were two other cars besides me there.

Afterward, I pulled out to dry off my car and I noticed he was still there behind the bay. When I was finished, I got back into my car and drove off. I look back and he jumped into his truck and followed me! Finally, he turned off on a side road!

Geez, Marx... I'm glad you're okay, but it sounded like he was scouting you or your car. Do you own a nicer vehicle? Not that I'm well versed in Grand Theft Auto, but I think if he was going to rob you he would have.

I think you should install a security system into your home if you can, or something... all this is making me very nervous..

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Saturday, Janurary 23rd, 2010 6:50 AM

What's The Problem Now?

Over the past week I've felt as if my own life, and the direction I want it to go in, has taken a more positive turn...which in every sense of the word. "positive" is a scary, unfamiliar word for me when it comes to the terms of my own real, personal life. It's almost as if my family draws itself to negativity, so they can nit-pick at each other, argue with each other and belittle one another, almost as if they're addicted to it. But, with that being said, this past week almost randomly turned for the better, for everyone in my family and some of my friends too, which I'm not used to either. Trust me. I don't surround myself with negative influences; people just tend to "give up" around here as if it's the only thing left to do here in this dying town.

I guess everything took a positive light when I reluctantly offered to babysit my two twin nephews, Jordan and Hayden, while my sister and her boyfriend went shopping for another one of my nephews, Braiden, birthday. I'll downright admit right here that I am terrible with kids, of all ages; babies, infants, 5 year olds, 10 year olds and so on. Hell, I can barely stand 18 year olds now that I think of it. But, my sister promised I would do fine and that she would be back within an hour or two and that the babies were already napping, had clean diapers and if they got fussy, give them "tummy time" -to which I have no idea why she called it that- I said "just hurry back" and she left. Jordan and Hayden are 8 months old and beginning to Teeth(?), which she must have forgot telling me about. Jordan woke up almost the second she left and began crying. Which was just stressful because I had no idea what to do and only having a "common sense" basic terms of knowledge when it comes to baby care, I popped a binky in his mouth and he was literally quiet the rest of the time. Of course he was awake so I took him out to the living room to swing in his swing (that was battery operated but had dead batteries) and he was fine for the rest of the day. Hayden slept for a while but woke up and began to cry, assuming he wanted a binky too, I tried to place one in his mouth but to no avail. So I went to the next best thing, the bottle, to which he grabbed and never let go of.

Eventually, they both neither wanted their binky or bottle and just wouldn't stop crying. At all. I was stressed to the max! I thought I was going to snap under the pressure but then, I remembered the stupid term "tummy time" - consisting of a think blanket spread out on the floor and various toys on it, surrounding them as they wiggled around drooling and playing with them. Probably the cutest and funniest thing I saw all day. They continued "tummy time" until my sister got home.

Yesterday, my mom and I sat down and actually, for once, figured out bills. After a year of funeral fees and bill collectors, my mom came out in the clear and we sat down to figure out how we're going to do our "smart spending". It also helps that we're on level payments and our highest bill is only 100 dollars. Which came around to 400 dollars in total bills to be paid, leaving us with around 700 dollars for grocery/whatever/emergency money. My sister getting foods stamps monthly, decided to help us figure out a grocery list on "how she shops", "smart shopping" my mom said. I swear, she'd add "smart" to any make it sound inspirational or a half-assed 12 step program to a better life. Which, she must have taken because she's not on WoW anymore, she's not a hermit crab, she's cleaning, she has old friends over, she's spending more time with her grand kids and not moping around because the death of her dad which was a year ago. She got through it her own way and I'm actually shocked for the out come of it. The mom I wanted, the mom I needed. Just..it was too late.

After that, my sister asked it I could watch the babies again, to which I automatically said yes to. I loved being around them, with my sister not getting rid of the pit-bull that would attack me given any chance, always inside the house to where I can't come up and see them, it was good to finally see them.

All in all, actually and finally getting to see my nephews was probably the happiest I had been in a few months. They're just so..full of life, so...carefree and happy.

Everything's going good and, in the words of Hurley "We need to have...fun, you know, fun. Or we're just going to go crazy waiting for the next bad thing to happen".