The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

HULK: "Cyclops should have stayed with Jean Grey damn it!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! You tell him, Hulk!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Don´t sweat it, Hulk is a licensed quiropractic...

 

[BigSams50]

HULK: "Cyclops should have stayed with Jean Grey damn it!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks. And thanks to you, UF.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "This is for saying One More Day was the greatest piece of comic book literature ever!"

 

[ultimatefan]

That one was earned, hehe...

 

[ultimatefan]

Allow me to follow up.

HULK: And THIS is for defending Sins Past! And THIS is for standing up for The Clone Saga! Man, Spider-Man had some really crappy storylines... And still everybody loves him...

 

[Panthro]

Allow me to follow up.

HULK: And THIS is for defending Sins Past! And THIS is for standing up for The Clone Saga! Man, Spider-Man had some really crappy storylines... And still everybody loves him...

Yeah, good point.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Nice Coat was not a campy line, damn it! God, some fans want their films to be completely humorless!"

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Hulk: rrrrrrrrr, Hulk's jockey shorts not expand with the rest of Hulk's body

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hulk: Hulk swears when he finds out who took his funions its gonna be hell to pay!

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Hulk: Man that stinks. Hulk hate using bathroom after The Thing has been in there.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, funny stuff.

HULK: "Oh man, Hulk need to cut back on the 'roids..."

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Hulk: GRRRRRR where man who say Mark Hamill hair out of style? HULK SMASH

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: GRRRRRR where man who say Mark Hamill hair out of style? HULK SMASH

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great caps all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

GRRRRR, Hulk bankrupt from ripping off so many clothes!! Hulk not male stripper!!

 

[ultimatefan]

And driving. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'am are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Waring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt... (smiles) You never forget your senior prom... (back to anger) YOU think I'm "sick"? Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freezeouts, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operators with the muscle control of Rumanian mat-slappers agree to a little Strip Air Hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his Checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is Michael Jordan's autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while Life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED???!!"

 

[Bruce Banner]

Hulk: You know what Hulk knows? Hulk knows that that he should have more captions. Hulk knows the holidays are close and Hulk will find your turkey and smash dinner table over your stupid puny head. Unless you reward Hulk with good captions.

 

[ultimatefan]

You tell´em,Hulk!

 

[Panthro]

All of those get a big:

Damn it's hard thinking up good Hulk captions these days...

 

[Panthro]

Hulk: "Hulk tired of fighting, Wolverine, Thor and Thing all the time. Hulk wonders if Colossus could hold his own as a sparring partner for Hulk... or if Hulk could get one of those DC heroes to cross over and fight Hulk. Hulk needs new blood."

 

[Bruce Banner]

^^yes Hulk I concur

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro and cool one!