The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

GRAY HULK: "Who are you supposed to be?"
WOLVERINE: "I'm Nick Fury disguised as a waiter. Who are you supposed to be?"
GRAY HULK: "James Bond."

GRAY HULK: "My name is Hulk. Gray Hulk."
WOLVERINE: "You need to work on your accent."

NBC ANNOUNCER: "Before they were stars, Wolverine & Hulk did in fact work as waiters, like so many other stars before them."

WOLVERINE: "You got the plan?"
GRAY HULK: "Kidnap director Christopher Nolan, his screenwriter brother, and either Christian Bale or Aaron Eckhart & force them to handle the Daredevil reboot."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Love all the Hulk and Wolvie in tuxedo run!

 

[kedrell]

Logan: "De plane, boss! De plane!"
Hulk: "Welcome to Fantasy Island."

GRAY HULK: "What's that, Tatoo?"
WOLVERINE: "Go to hell!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "No you cannot come work at Universal Studios!"

 

[ultimatefan]

The Tatoo one is genius! Cool one too, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: The difference between you and me? I make this look good.

Hehehehehehehe

MIT: Men In Tuxedoes
The Most Unlikely Buddy Caper
Coming To Save The World This Summer

THOR: "Give me back my porn!"
HULK: "Never!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Love "Men in Tuxedos"!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: I lost a bet. You?
HULK: One of those crazy Peter David ideas, after the bouncer thing there wasn´t much else left...

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: I lost a bet. You?
HULK: One of those crazy Peter David ideas, after the bouncer thing there wasn´t much else left...

Hehe, wasn't he the one who gave us the Professor Hulk?

HULK: "Professor Hulk didn't work out, so now Hulk trying new image - the Tuxedo Hulk."
WOLVERINE: "After Tuxedo Mask from that Sailor Moon thing?"
HULK: "Shut up or Tuxedo Hulk Smash!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Hah, Sailor Moon Hulk...

 

[ultimatefan]

WOLVERINE: F***ing recession.
HULK: Tell Hulk about it.

 

[Panthro]

WOLVERINE: F***ing recession.
HULK: Tell Hulk about it.

Bwahahahahaha Good one

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Stop saying V For Vendetta better than Watchmen! Watchmen owns that V stuff!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! YOu tell them, Hulk!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Who the f*** forgot to invite Frankenstein and King Kong?!? They were the guests of honor, for f*** sake!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Who the f*** forgot to invite Frankenstein and King Kong?!? They were the guests of honor, for f*** sake!!

Hahahahaha

 

[Obi-Ron]

WOLVERINE: F***ing recession.
HULK: Tell Hulk about it.

We have a winner!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: Hulk is Bond. James Bond.
WOLVERINE: Oh, for the love of God...

 

[Panthro]

HULK: Hulk is Bond. James Bond.
WOLVERINE: Oh, for the love of God...

Bwahahahahaha

HULK: "Hulk can't believe you pansies gave all those action heroes such a hard time! You can't even take on Hulk when you all attack Hulk at once!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Maybe they just don´t make monster-fighting action heroes like they used to...

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: They won´t tip Hulk just because Hulk is green and ugly. And stupid.
WOLVERINE: Don´t even get me started, bub. Can ya believe they say cutting the steak witm my claws is unsanitary?

 

[Panthro]

HULK: They won´t tip Hulk just because Hulk is green and ugly. And stupid.
WOLVERINE: Don´t even get me started, bub. Can ya believe they say cutting the steak witm my claws is unsanitary?

Bwahahahahahahahaha