The Jaws Test

[Double Down]

By the way, what is the test?

 

[Gilpesh]

I once watched Good Burger every day for a week.

There was no dare... no test... no challenge.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Good God, man. Jaws is my favorite film. But every day for a year?! I don't think I could do that! Hey, by next year we can start a Jaws script thread, so you can post every single line from the film.

 

[CashforStash]

Well I watched it once today.

 

[Logan's Runt]

And you wonder why your life sucks? Christ, kid.

 

[Rando]

i used to watch austin powers in goldmember every night when i went to bed...

 

[Nirvana]

Why? Jaws is a great movie, don't ruin it for yourself.

Next thing you know you'll refuse to watch anything Jaws, Spielberg, John Williams, or Roy Scheider.

I'm guessing this has to do with your girlfriend, yes?

 

[I Am The Knight]

You'd be better off watching a different movie every night, or at least different movies. Or doing things with people

 

[Eggyman]

It will start taking over your life for real.

In every situation.

Give me a coffee, you son of a bit**

Give me some sex, you son of a bit**

Give me my dinner, you son of a bit**

Give me a stick of gum, you son of a bit**

Give me a errr... smile (?), you son of a bit**

 

[Magenta666]

what would the article be about? hating jaws?

 

[WompuM]

Stop playing with yourself Hooper.

 

[Double Down]

It will start taking over your life for real.

In every situation.

Give me a coffee, you son of a bit**

Give me some sex, you son of a bit**

Give me my dinner, you son of a bit**

Give me a stick of gum, you son of a bit**

Give me a errr... smile (?), you son of a bit**

That sounds pretty cool. Are you talking him into doing it?

 

[Carcharodon]

Show me the way to go home...

(EVERYBODY NOW!) t:

 

[Edmund Blackadder]

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

 

[C. Lee]

I'm in High School and when i'm done my Home Work i'm good to go, i'm just doing this for the sake of doing it and to be in a Article.

I suggest spending those 2 hours per night studying grammar and punctuation.

 

[C. Lee]

i used to watch austin powers in goldmember every night when i went to bed...

That explains so much.......

 

[Eggyman]

C. Lee is so cool even his ellipses are bigger.

 

[Lord Valumart]

you know...i watched die hard 4 everyday for a week when it first came out and i started to think i was justin long...

watching something EVERY day for a whole year is seriously gonna send you crazy and make you hate the movie. sure you'l watch it and be like "man jaws rocks!" to start with but soon it'll be like "man...jaws..." then it'll be like "dude this is so badly writen it's a joke!!" and it'll end with you screaming and smashing things in terror going "dun dun dun dun dun dun!!" at the top of your voice...

or not...but you you will

 

[Eggyman]

Well, as long as he he enjoys it...

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head...

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Man you are gonna hate Jaws after this. It applies to anything and everything, you watch your favourite film too much and it will become boring. You listen to your favourite album too much and it will become boring. It's just the way it is. I've got TDK on my comp and I must of watched it 100 times now, I've had to stop though because by the time the DVD comes out I will hate it.

 

[Captain Planet!]

A Tigah Shahk?

 

[I Am The Knight]

you know...i watched die hard 4 everyday for a week when it first came out and i started to think i was justin long...

See a doctor.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

See a doctor.

This quote shall now go down as legend.

 

[muertevilla]

you know what... i dont think i could watch the entire movie everyday for a year... but... i could definately watch that part on jaws 3 once a day for a year when the black dude gets eaten by jaws and the guy on the boat yells in slow motion, "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEEEEEEE!"

PLUS!

did you ever notice how on the tv version, Jake would come back after being bit by jaws floating along and everybody smiles, while on the VHS version (yes.. child of the 80s... I used to own this movie) he goes down in a bloody pool of shame and never comes back.