The Lounge on the Train

[Reek]

the woman behind her... I didn't know gloves were still fashionable

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

the woman behind her... I didn't know gloves were still fashionable

The Money Honey. Bartiromo.

 

[Reek]

Lol Rudy doesn't smile anymore.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Lol Rudy doesn't smile anymore.

He's slowly becoming a human sized rat.

 

[Guts]

He's slowly becoming a human sized rat.

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

He already met the standards for pure rat status... he was in an Adam Sandler movie post 2000

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It feels like the Friars wrote Hill's material and Donald wrote his own stuff with input from Bannon.

 

[Reek]

Puppets! All the REDS ARE PUPPETS!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Spoiler

Mister Mayor.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hill is jiujitsuing the F out her time at the Al Smith dinner.

 

[Reek]

i mean, it was pretty much the debates without a moderator and interruptions

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Day old pizza rolls are oddly satisfying.

 

[Reek]

we need to get rid of all these "hombres"

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So funniest porn headline I've seen on pornhub. It was a clip of the girls do porn series but the title was "Girls do porn and regret their life decisions". Not gonna lie, that is immediately what I think of when I think of anyone doing porn.

 

[Reek]

so what's the bet Melania divorced Satan after the election loss

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

so what's the bet Melania divorced Satan after the election loss

Eh... He's 74. Think about it... She ain't got to wait long for the, um... Payout, shall we say?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Well he probably bathes himself in the blood of virgins to stay healthy, so she may have to take an active hand in getting that payout.


...yes, I am encouraging Melania to murder her husband.

 

[Reek]

I heard Donald uses leeches 3 times a week to get rid of his bad blood... hence his INCREDIBLY ASTOUNDING HEALTH

 

[Marvolo]

Eh... He's 74. Think about it... She ain't got to wait long for the, um... Payout, shall we say?

He's 70.

Frankly Im curious to see how the pile up of all this public hate, his brand's taint, and being beaten like a drum by Hillary effects his health.

 

[Guts]

He's obviously a reptilian. What kind of normal human can change their skin like that?

 

[Vartha]

Day old pizza rolls are oddly satisfying.

heh, do they bounce off the wall? If not, you'd go hungary!

 

[Victarion]

He looks like one of the Crimson King's boys.

 

[Guts]

 

[Reek]

absoluteeeee powaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Great Cthulhu]

Count Trumpula looks like he has jaundice.