The Disaster Lounge

[Reek]

Orange mocha frappuccinno!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Perfect Cell]

That orc cop movie from Netflix is apparently the worst thing that's ever happened. Will Smith can't catch a break. Thetan levels must be off or something. He's a Scientologist, right? Thetan levels must be off.

 

[squeekness]

Orange mocha frappuccinno!

Gross!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That orc cop movie from Netflix is apparently the worst thing that's ever happened. Will Smith can't catch a break. Thetan levels must be off or something. He's a Scientologist, right? Thetan levels must be off.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Smith's Wikipedia page says he's not a Scientologist, but that he's "spoken highly of it". I'm pretty sure the only people who speak highly of Scientology are Scientologists. And the people they kidnap and "convince".

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

That orc cop movie from Netflix is apparently the worst thing that's ever happened. Will Smith can't catch a break. Thetan levels must be off or something. He's a Scientologist, right? Thetan levels must be off.

This is his penance for releasing Jaden Smith onto the world. Will made his deal with the devil and now must bathe in it's consequences. He gets no sympathy from me.

The curse will only be broken by the 30th anniversary reunion episode of Fresh Prince and even then it will only be broken if the original Aunt Viv appears.

Moral of the story is never make deals with the devil while dancing in the pale moon light.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This is his penance for releasing Jaden Smith onto the world. Will made his deal with the devil and now must bathe in it's consequences. He gets no sympathy from me.

The curse will only be broken by the 30th anniversary reunion episode of Fresh Prince and even then it will only be broken if the original Aunt Viv appears.

Moral of the story is never make deals with the devil while dancing in the pale moon light.

Preach DJ.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Didn't the original Aunt Viv go crazy? Or was that the replacement? All I can find through a quick search is that the original called Carlton a "media hoe".

 

[Guts]

Smith's Wikipedia page says he's not a Scientologist, but that he's "spoken highly of it". I'm pretty sure the only people who speak highly of Scientology are Scientologists. And the people they kidnap and "convince".

He could just be a really big fan of L. Ron Hubbard's books. I've never read them but if people started a cult because of them then they must be good.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I paid to see Battlefield Earth in theatres. I was 12. It's hard to shake that feeling that you've been robbed. Those formative years should remain more innocent.

 

[squeekness]

I paid to see Battlefield Earth in theatres. I was 12. It's hard to shake that feeling that you've been robbed. Those formative years should remain more innocent.

Sad part is that the book wasn't that bad.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He could just be a really big fan of L. Ron Hubbard's books. I've never read them but if people started a cult because of them then they must be good.

I paid to see Battlefield Earth in theatres. I was 12. It's hard to shake that feeling that you've been robbed. Those formative years should remain more innocent.

I actually loved the BATTLEFIELD EARTH novel by Hubbard. It's a page turner and a sprawling Sci Fi Fantasy epic...


But after reading it I had no doubt that Hubbard was a borderline psychopath with delusions of grandeur. The basis of Scientology sounds like Sci Fi because it is Sci Fi, created by a Sci Fi author.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Sad part is that the book wasn't that bad.

I re-read like three times as a teen. Great old school Sci Fi adventure stuff.

 

[Reek]

Let's just be completely honest.... there is only ONE thing that can save Will Smith...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[2kt09]

Let's just be completely honest.... there is only ONE thing that can save Will Smith...

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

If that doesn't do the trick given the pedigree of talent, nothing will.

 

[Guts]

There is a four story used bookstore in my city and in the sci fi section on the third floor has the complete collection of L. Ron Hubbard's books. Maybe there was a scientologist in Detroit that gave up is collection. Also here is a photo of the book shop.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Bad Boys III:

Will and Martin's characters have drifted apart, each going on to high ranking positions in two different law enforcement groups. Lawrence stayed local and Smith went to the FBI. They each have a protege that works in the field. John Boyega under Smith and Michael B. Jordan under Lawrence. The younger duo end up having to work together on a case and this brings Will and Martin back together. When Boyega and Jordan are framed by a cartel assassin trio played by Alicia Vickander, Jason Statham and Diego Luna the vets Smith and Lawrence must hit the streets to aid their protégés who are in the run from the cartels and the cops.


These things write themselves.



Wait... Is BBIII actually happening?

 

[squeekness]

It just sucks that Scientology gets all the money even from the sci-fy books.

 

[2kt09]

Wait... Is BBIII actually happening?

tentative release ~ month from now

 

[KevanG]

spoiler: Rey dies in a freak gasoline fight

Mixing up the water and gas hoses while playing with a lightsaber always ends badly.

 

[Guts]

Rey spitting a mouthful of gasoline at Kylo Ren in the middle of a lightsaber fight was unexpected.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Didn't the original Aunt Viv go crazy? Or was that the replacement? All I can find through a quick search is that the original called Carlton a "media hoe".

OG Aunt Viv was a goddamn saint Brian! Don't you forget it!

 

[flickchick85]

There is a four story used bookstore in my city and in the sci fi section on the third floor has the complete collection of L. Ron Hubbard's books. Maybe there was a scientologist in Detroit that gave up is collection. Also here is a photo of the book shop.

There's definitely ghosts in there.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

tentative release ~ month from now