The Disaster Lounge

[Perfect Cell]

Rey spitting a mouthful of gasoline at Kylo Ren in the middle of a lightsaber fight was unexpected.

Pfffft, you just can't handle it when Star Wars goes in a new direction.

 

[Guts]

There's definitely ghosts in there.

The place used to be a glove factory before it became a used bookshop. If there's any ghosts, they probably have no hands due to glove factory accidents, or just ghosts reading books. Also the guy in charge of the occult section of the store is a satanist.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Great, now these ghosts have hooks for hands.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Rey spitting a mouthful of gasoline at Kylo Ren in the middle of a lightsaber fight was unexpected.

 

[Guts]

Pfffft, you just can't handle it when Star Wars goes in a new direction.

It definitely made me question why nobody in the prequel trilogy did that. Anakni and Obi-Wan could have defeated Dooku in Attack of The Clones if they had some gas in their mouths during the fight and Anakin would still have two hands.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Pfffft, you just can't handle it when Star Wars goes in a new direction.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Great, now these ghosts have hooks for hands.

And if you look closely you can see they might also get the idea to start using Klingon Bat'leths.

 

[Reek]

Bad Boys III:

Will and Martin's characters have drifted apart, each going on to high ranking positions in two different law enforcement groups. Lawrence stayed local and Smith went to the FBI. They each have a protege that works in the field. John Boyega under Smith and Michael B. Jordan under Lawrence. The younger duo end up having to work together on a case and this brings Will and Martin back together. When Boyega and Jordan are framed by a cartel assassin trio played by Alicia Vickander, Jason Statham and Diego Luna the vets Smith and Lawrence must hit the streets to aid their protégés who are in the run from the cartels and the cops.


These things write themselves.



Wait... Is BBIII actually happening?

Not with Will and Martin, it seems... but....

we could make one.

Roose... grab your gun.

 

[Guts]

Great, now these ghosts have hooks for hands.

Imagine haunting a bookstore and you have no hands. You would have to use your tongue to turn the pages of Battlefield Earth. But by doing that you will get ectoplasm on the pages.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Imagine haunting a bookstore and you have no hands. You would have to use your tongue to turn the pages of Battlefield Earth. But by doing that you will get ectoplasm on the pages.

Was the excuse you used when you handed back that copy of LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER?

 

[Guts]

 

[Perfect Cell]

Every now and then, Guts will post what I assume to be an image, but I can never see it.

I think nothing of it, since that **** happens with image hosters sometimes. But if I go to quote him, the quote is blank, too. Shouldn't it show the image code he used when I attempt to quote him? Or is he literally posting nothing? STOP ****ING WITH MY WORLDVIEW, GUTS.

 

[Reek]

its been happening with kane too.... i think its a sign that they aren't truly human.

 

[flickchick85]

That happens to me all the time. I just assume they're using giphy or some other image site whose embeds don't translate on my browser for whatever reason.

 

[Perfect Cell]

New rule, instituted site-wide: If you don't use Imgur, you get caned. Thank you for your time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

New rule, instituted site-wide: If you don't use Imgur, you get caned. Thank you for your time.

But what about freeing me from my curse?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Damn it all to hell. If JJ had only listened to Lucas we could have gotten this for Ep VII!

Not with Will and Martin, it seems... but....

we could make one.

Roose... grab your gun.

 

[Perfect Cell]

But what about freeing me from my curse?

Hmm, you're going to have to Barry Allen this one, and get trapped in the Speed Force so that we all can live.

Don't worry, you'll be out the very next episode.

 

[Reek]

the noisy cricket.... is on orions buh... buh.... buh....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Damn it all to hell. If JJ had only listened to Lucas we could have gotten this for Ep VII!


[/QUOT]

The Porn Awakens.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Episode VIII: The Last Tarp.

Seriously, it's not an infinite supply.

 

[Lighthouse]

the noisy cricket.... is on orions buh... buh.... buh....

Just say cat. Its on the damn cat. The little alien dude could have just said CAT and the movie would have been over.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hmm, you're going to have to Barry Allen this one, and get trapped in the Speed Force so that we all can live.

Don't worry, you'll be out the very next episode.

 

[Roose Bolton]

the noisy cricket.... is on orions buh... buh.... buh....

I need sugar....in...watah

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I need sugar....in...watah

And that space roach went on to become the Kingpin of crime in NYC.

Thanks a lot Obama.