The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[Anubis]

Okay, let me tell you a story about a friend of mine. He started messing around with this kooky, flighty, smokin' hot girl who had a *****e bag boyfriend. He too was in that friendzone/occasional bang buddy state. She'd come and cry on his shoulder when her boyfriend would beat her ass, or cheat on her or whatever.

Anyway, one night, she shows up at my boy's house crying and screaming about how her BF beat her up and made her loose the baby that my friend was supposedly the father of.

So, he decides he's gonna do something about it. (Dumbass. ) He goes to this dudes house and tries to put him in his place. And of course, he got beat down by five dudes and nearly died.

Broke his hand. Shattered 2 ribs. Guys face was so swollen, they had to drain it. Turned out, he wasn't beating her. He never touched her at all. She wasn't pregnant either. Her man was however cheating on her, which prompted her to try and make her BF jealous by messing around with him. Then sending this poor fool off to get his ass beat, and her BF arrested for assault.

The moral of this story? Don't get caught up in crazy. I'm not saying this chick is a manipulative crazy b***h like this lady, but watch your ass man.

 

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[Colossal Spoons]

Well I went to the party because I was told that there would be single women there. There werent so I took the food because I said "I'm getting something out of this 'party'"

I can dig it

 

[Charlie Boy]

I can't mess with that logic at all. I steal **** all the time when I'm drunk, rarely do I have reasons for doing so.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Blackman grew up so fast. :')

 

[Anubis]

I can't mess with that logic at all. I steal **** all the time when I'm drunk, rarely do I have reasons for doing so.

When I get really drunk, I tend to play hide and go vomit.

 

[enterthemadness]

I dumped the fountain dew I paid for cause there was no room 4 it in da fridge, & I wanted me coppenhagen tobacco in mouth.

Also I'm in a pissy mood...it's like as soon as I get home, it rains pissy mood on my face...and me no idea what 2 do 4 my b-day sept 5th. I probably cry all day...or watch Army of darkness...speaking of which, I hate the DVD case for it. I have 2 disc set...so hard 2 get discs out...and yeah, I used tons of "me

 

[Marx]

I confess that I'm still incredibly frustrated and annoyed by the job search.

 

[enterthemadness]

I confess that I'm still incredibly frustrated by the job search.

Join the line....not that line though, NOT THAT LINE!!!!! ^_^ that line for....….……

I got nothing......

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I wish the girl I've started seeing didn't have to work late tonight and instead could come spend time with me.

I also confess that I think, despite my best efforts, that I might just be a hopeless romantic. Ugh. Blech.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I, just an earthling, confess that I can't wait for Silver Surfer to get smart and lead that ***** Galactus away to another planet.

Silver Surfer, you used to be so cool.

 

[bullets]

I confess that I'm still incredibly frustrated and annoyed by the job search.

It's hard to find work here. I went from the end of Nov to April not being able to find a job. I applied everywhere and was either too late or the job was a scam. I went to an unemployment meeting and they told me "settle for anything". I thought to myself " wtf makes you think i wont".
I did get into a construction company in a temporary position and got laid off once the work was finished. I would of lost it but a day later I got an interview and was hired at a car rental place.

You'll get something eventually. Don't give up

 

[Ultimatehero]

I once got so drunk at a bar that I was about to do anything to get a drive home from anyone to avoid driving and getting a DWI. Turns out some older cool guy helped me out, drove my car to his place and I slept outside in my car till I was sober again.

I confess to having had a DWI experience before where the cop just talked to me like a TV dad and let me get away scott free.

Not proud of it. Completely sober now.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I confess that I stay up long hours to the point of hallucination because when I hallucinate, I can see my dad. I see him everywhere and it feels so real. Like he's here. Like he never left.

 

[Marx]

It's hard to find work here. I went from the end of Nov to April not being able to find a job. I applied everywhere and was either too late or the job was a scam. I went to an unemployment meeting and they told me "settle for anything". I thought to myself " wtf makes you think i wont".
I did get into a construction company in a temporary position and got laid off once the work was finished. I would of lost it but a day later I got an interview and was hired at a car rental place.

You'll get something eventually. Don't give up

I wish I had your optimism man. I'm just so tired of being ignored, rejected, or passed over for jobs that I am more than qualified for and capable of doing.

 

[Changeling]

ive givin a girl a ******... this friday actually..

 

[bullets]

I wish I had your optimism man. I'm just so tired of being ignored, rejected, or passed over for jobs that I am more than qualified and capable of doing.

Yeah I don't understand it either. You might be overqualified. If that makes sense.

I confess that I stay up long hours to the point of hallucination because when I hallucinate, I can see my dad. I see him everywhere and it feels so real. Like he's here. Like he never left.

I kind of do that for a different reason. I stay up late because i like the sensation of being tired. I'll even pull an all nighter , go to work , then come home and pass out. You do start to hallucinate ... like your dreams are trying to slip into reality.

 

[Marx]

Yeah I don't understand it either. You might be overqualified. If that makes sense.

I've been told that I was "overqualified" for jobs before. I have changed and downplayed my resume for each job I've applied for to make it more specific to whatever job I'm applying for at the time and it doesn't seem to make any difference at all. It's just incredibly frustrating and demoralizing.

 

[Hound55]

Are you getting a call-back for interviews or are they just responding to your C.V. when telling you that you're overqualified?

 

[AndThePickles]

I confess that almost every time I visit this site to post lately, I remember why I rarely do these days.

 

[Marx]

Are you getting a call-back for interviews or are they just responding to your C.V. when telling you that you're overqualified?

I rarely get a call-back for an interview.

 

[Hound55]

I still view "overqualified" as the stupidest term this side of "unAustralian/unAmerican/un[Insert your country's name here]ian".

"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. There's too great a risk that you might be competant. We'd rather someone who aspires to do this job, yet would take time and other resources to train. May we suggest you apply for another position just outside of your wheelhouse that would involve some lying and weaseling of the truth to get into, the resume that we received from you didn't seem to contain the amount of BS that the memo we received from Corporate has made mandatory for all new personnel."

 

[Marx]

I still view "overqualified" as the stupidest term this side of "unAustralian/unAmerican/un[Insert your country's name here]ian".

"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. There's too great a risk that you might be competant. We'd rather someone who aspires to do this job, yet would take time and other resources to train. May we suggest you apply for another position just outside of your wheelhouse that would involve some lying and weaseling of the truth to get into, the resume that we received from you didn't seem to contain the amount of BS that the memo we received from Corporate has made mandatory for all new personnel."

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Hound55]

Funny thing is I've never been qualified for any of the jobs I've got...