The Marvel Riddle thread

[Anubis]

Justice

Bingo. What gave it away?

 

[deemar325]

^ Prison/Mutant/Dad

 

[deemar325]

*Sing it aloud it'll help.*

Ohhh.....I'm a horny scamp, and that I can say! Lots of ladies lookin' my way!
I'm a strappin' buck! look at my Due' Pointy and sharp! and ginger too!

Care free and limber! layin' timber! I'm.... a.... scamp!
Just look at my hair! isn't Ginger!? I'm...a...scamp!

Known thru the cosmos and Horny is I!!...I'm...a...scamp!
I've slept with gods and tigers and Green chicks with flare!

I'm....a...scamp!

Fighting for right is soo..much fun! but let me see a girl with perfect buns!
Frolicking and prancing Oh so fun!

Hanging with Thor and getting him drunk! I'm...a...scamp!

 

[Anubis]

hehe Star Fox

 

[deemar325]

^ LOL! yep! LOL!

 

[Zoken]

Sounds like Loki too.

 

[deemar325]

Loki ain't that horny.

 

[Anubis]

Gotta love Eros. Cosmic Playa

You can take it Zoken if you want.

 

[deemar325]

^ Go ahead Z.

 

[Zoken]

I got nothin'.

What do you mean Loki ain't that horny? have you read his mythology? guy's got a ton of kids (for one of them he's actually the mother).

 

[deemar325]

^ Talkin tha comics version.

 

[Silver Sable]

hehe Star Fox

It's a Marvel character too? I thought it was only a video game character?

 

[Anubis]

Yep, he even predates the video game character. He's Thanos' brother.

 

[Silver Sable]

Nice pic

 

[Anubis]

Cosmic Playa

 

[deemar325]

He's like the Hugh Hefner of comics!

 

[deemar325]

Bumpty bump.

 

[Anubis]

Some might say i've had a tough career.

I got my powers from a truely great man,

Only to have them stolen from me.

I gained another power, more power than I ever

had. But that soon faded. I struggled, even turned

to the sauce. If it wasn't for my friends I would have

died. But now, I've got a new lease on life. I'm gonna

become the great hero I always wanted. Or die trying.

 

[deemar325]

Ms. Marvel

 

[Anubis]

Well, that was easy.

 

[deemar325]

^ LOL! it was the drinking part.

 

[deemar325]

Hi! I'm a Doctor.
Hi! I'm a Lawyer.
Hi! I'm a Banker.
Hi! I'm a Gymnist.
Hi! I'm a Carpenter.
Hi! I'm many things, and yet I've learned nothing.
Hi! I'm about to go to the bar, want to join me? Don't worry I'm never without a designated driver.
Hi! I can drive a car and do my taxes at the same time.
Hi! I've had sex with you before, but my body has never touched yours.
Hi! I'm a perfect example of chao and order.
Hi! You rub my back and I'll rub your back and your feet and your neck....
Hi! I'm kind of repetitive.

 

[Anubis]

Multiple Man

 

[deemar325]

^ Yep! What gave it away?

 

[Anubis]

"I've had sex with you before but my bodies never touched yours."