Why don't you do it. Here, you can use this one to start you off.
People consider me to be a jerk.
Others say i'm misunderstood.
I say I just tell it like it is, I'm the best, and I always was.
I'm a warrior damnit! And the guys in charge picked me to pick up
the slack for you noobs! Cuz I'm numero uno baby.
And the answer to that would be Guy Gardner.
Now take that, and start your thread.