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The Naked Gunn in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

This is officially my supervillain origin story.

When I become Shinobi United and I start fancasting Eddie Murphy as Apocalypse, just remember this moment.

You’ve been warned. :censor:
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See this is why no one likes you DC people but other DC people!

You guys get one mid movie to do above average at the box office and act a DAMN FOOL!

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And I was banned?!

😭

Hey! I’m a DC person and I have lots of friends. For instance….um…
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Actually, she doesn’t. My mom actually died around 8 years ago. And then I later found out that at the funeral, my youngest son, who was 9 years old at the time, was daring the younger kids to “touch the squishy thing in the box” because he wanted to see if they would do it.

I couldn’t be mad at him. I actually respected his grift.
 
Hey! I’m a DC person and I have lots of friends. For instance….um…
View attachment 143648

Actually, she doesn’t. My mom actually died around 8 years ago. And then I later found out that at the funeral, my youngest son, who was 9 years old at the time, was daring the younger kids to “touch the squishy thing in the box” because he wanted to see if they would do it.

I couldn’t be mad at him. I actually respected his grift.
I was going to post a reaction to this, but I honestly didn't know which to pick...
 
Hey! I’m a DC person and I have lots of friends. For instance….um…
View attachment 143648

Actually, she doesn’t. My mom actually died around 8 years ago. And then I later found out that at the funeral, my youngest son, who was 9 years old at the time, was daring the younger kids to “touch the squishy thing in the box” because he wanted to see if they would do it.

I couldn’t be mad at him. I actually respected his grift.

Uncle Billy, that story took a turn. :csad:
 
Hey! I’m a DC person and I have lots of friends. For instance….um…
View attachment 143648

Actually, she doesn’t. My mom actually died around 8 years ago. And then I later found out that at the funeral, my youngest son, who was 9 years old at the time, was daring the younger kids to “touch the squishy thing in the box” because he wanted to see if they would do it.

I couldn’t be mad at him. I actually respected his grift.
I was going to post a reaction to this, but I honestly didn't know which to pick...
This story is the perfect example of why I always say that Snyder's and other ultra dark and serious takes on superheroes are ultimately juvenile and adolescent.

Real maturity as anyone with kids learns very quickly is seeing the humour and the absurdity in life. Life is too crazy to take everything seriously.
 

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