The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

[Ninjablade]

NB, let's not judge how others have fun while drinking, okay?

Why would I be judging

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Who said I wasn’t kidnapped?

You got your hands on phone and you decided to come here? That's an unhealthy addiction. You might want to check that out. You know, after contacting the police. Wait you're black, perhaps neighborhood watch?

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

You got your hands on phone and you decided to come here? That's an unhealthy addiction. You might want to check that out. You know, after contacting the police. Wait you're black, perhaps neighborhood watch?

Darth that neighborhood watch crack was unnecessary you so and so…

 

[Lily Adler]

Who said I wasn’t kidnapped?

 

[Ninjablade]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Nardz937]

I'm sure this still would have been better than that live-action monstrosity the CW were cooking up a few years ago until they came to their senses and canceled it

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm sure this still would have been better than that live-action monstrosity the CW were cooking up a few years ago until they came to their senses and canceled it

 

[Lily Adler]

When you step on that Lego:

 

[kguillou]

John Leguizamo Slams “Loser” Dean Cain For Joining ICE: “Your Pronouns Are Has/Been”

John Leguizamo is not mincing words in addressing Dean Cain's recent decision to join ICE.

deadline.com

 

[Deck Rickard]

Love Leguizamo. Such a genuine dude and hell of an underrated actor. I’d love to see him show up in a supporting role in one of these films. He could crush a character like Emil Hamilton or Emmett Vale.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Drizzle]

 

[Lily Adler]

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[Lily Adler]

By the way, people are calling Tom fat now due to his Spidey pics. I say the opposite because Spider-Man needs some junk in his trunk.

 

[Drizzle]

Ah yes, the scene that made me believe that Venom was going to play a bigger part in NWH than he actually did but ultimately, to paraphrase the late, great Bone Saw, went nowhere.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Lily Adler]

Ah yes, the scene that made me believe that Venom was going to play a bigger part in NWH than he actually did but ultimately, to paraphrase the late, great Bone Saw, went nowhere.

I mean Venom randomly helping the Spider-Men at the last minute would have been fun.

 

[Drizzle]

I mean Venom randomly helping the Spider-Men at the last minute would have been fun.

All I wanted was for him to show up to help only to get immediately wailed on by Tobey because of his history with the symbiote.

 

[Lily Adler]

Oh my God someone on Reddit found James Gunn's Spider-Man Homecoming script:

Spoiler: James Gunn's Spider-Man

AUNT MAY
PETER! What are you doing?
​

Strange noises come from Peter's room.

PETER
Nothing AUNT MAY. Just studying.
​

Peter tries to fix his web shooter in his lap as Aunt May gets closer to his door.

PETER
Come on. Maybe some more lubricant. So sticky.
​

Aunt May walks in as the shooter starts spraying.

AUNT MAY
Peter!
​

Peter now covered in web fluid.

PETER
(covers lap)
Aunt May don't you knock!

AUNT MAY
(covers her eyes)
Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were having a... Special moment.

PETER
What! No it's not that.

AUNT MAY
Every boy goes through this. Just pretend I wasn't here and I'll leave a box of tissues by your door.​

 

[Drizzle]

Oh my God someone on Reddit found James Gunn's Spider-Man Homecoming script:

Spoiler: James Gunn's Spider-Man

AUNT MAY
PETER! What are you doing?
​

Strange noises come from Peter's room.

PETER
Nothing AUNT MAY. Just studying.
​

Peter tries to fix his web shooter in his lap as Aunt May gets closer to his door.

PETER
Come on. Maybe some more lubricant. So sticky.
​

Aunt May walks in as the shooter starts spraying.

AUNT MAY
Peter!
​

Peter now covered in web fluid.

PETER
(covers lap)
Aunt May don't you knock!

AUNT MAY
(covers her eyes)
Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were having a... Special moment.

PETER
What! No it's not that.

AUNT MAY
Every boy goes through this. Just pretend I wasn't here and I'll leave a box of tissues by your door.​

The first Raimi movie basically did this in a much more subtle way.

 

[Ninjablade]

We can thank James Cameron for that

 

[DKDetective]

By the way, people are calling Tom fat now due to his Spidey pics. I say the opposite because Spider-Man needs some junk in his trunk.

I read that article from Men's Health about how Tom has been "adding muscle". He's been doing bodyweight CrossFit stuff, which is just a joke. Same sort of stupid, overcomplicated useless stuff that all these overpaid Hollywood trainers use to justify charging exorbitant rates.

 

[SwordOfMorning]

I read that article from Men's Health about how Tom has been "adding muscle". He's been doing bodyweight CrossFit stuff, which is just a joke. Same sort of stupid, overcomplicated useless stuff that all these overpaid Hollywood trainers use to justify charging exorbitant rates.

CrossFit is the Scientology of fitness.