The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

[Lily Adler]

I maintain that if WB had the balls and actually connected her with Batman, Halle would've been the definitive Catwoman we ever saw.

She was much, much more equipped to be Selina than Storm.

Patience Phillips is all she will ever be.

 

[titansupes]

 

[Deck Rickard]

Patience Phillips is all she will ever be.

Comic book movies (especially ones loosely connected to Batman) in the 90s and early 2000s really didn’t know how to name woman characters. Patience Phillips (who was originally named Patience Price in the script). Chase Meridian (who was presumably named after someone’s two favorite banks). Seriously I know you want to go with something more interesting than Jane Smith but where were they coming up with these silly names?

 

[Babillygunn]

Comic book movies (especially ones loosely connected to Batman) in the 90s and early 2000s really didn’t know how to name woman characters. Patience Phillips (who was originally named Patience Price in the script). Chase Meridian (who was presumably named after someone’s two favorite banks). Seriously I know you want to go with something more interesting than Jane Smith but where were they coming up with these silly names?

At least with Chase Meridian we got one of the cringiest lines of a cringy film:

Chase introduces herself to Edward Nygma and he has this retort:

 

[Drizzle]

At least with Chase Meridian we got one of the cringiest lines of a cringy film:

Chase introduces herself to Edward Nygma and he has this retort:
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Still nowhere near as cringy as:



or

The latter is awful more in the way he says it. There's a reason why they stopped putting Chris O'Donnell in movies.

 

[Pennywise]

What Jake Schreier is taking from Thunderbolts* as he starts work on 'very exciting' X-Men movie

The Thunderbolts* director is in charge of the MCU's mutant debut. Read more at Empire.

www.empireonline.com

 

[Lily Adler]

David's Gatorade commercial?

 

[Deck Rickard]

At least with Chase Meridian we got one of the cringiest lines of a cringy film:

Chase introduces herself to Edward Nygma and he has this retort:
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God the dialogue in that movie was atrocious. As was pretty much everything. I hope Tommy Lee Jones feels especially ashamed of himself whenever anyone mentions it to him.

 

[Babillygunn]

God the dialogue in that movie was atrocious. As was pretty much everything. I hope Tommy Lee Jones feels especially ashamed of himself whenever anyone mentions it to him.

It probably has one of my least favorite scenes in the history of cinema. I don’t know why but this enrages me:


Seriously, WTH is up with the security guard just standing there while Harvey and Riddler talk about punching him?

Firetrucking stupid.

 

[Deck Rickard]

It probably has one of my least favorite scenes in the history of cinema. I don’t know why but this enrages me:
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Seriously, WTH is up with the security guard just standing there while Harvey and Riddler talk about punching him?

Firetrucking stupid.

I know. I remember watching this in the theater and thinking the same thing. And I was like 12 years old at the time. Just terrible writing. I know they were trying to be campy but it’s sooooooo bad.

 

[Babillygunn]

I know. I remember watching this in the theater and thinking the same thing. And I was like 12 years old at the time. Just terrible writing. I know they were trying to be campy but it’s sooooooo bad.

I was in college when this came out. My memory of that night was that I got off work and a couple of my buddies were going out to see it so I went with them. A couple of weeks earlier, we had crashed a party at a rich girl’s house who we didn’t know. But we showed up anyway and went swimming in her pool. Somehow she ended up with one of my buddies and went to the movie with us.

Everyone thought the movie was kind of lame, but we went to White Castle afterward. For some reason, the immature side of me took over and I thought “this girl is loaded. I bet no one has ever farted on her before.” So I proceeded to unleash the hounds of hell inches from her person. She had no idea what was going on.

Then my girlfriend (now wife) found out that I went to see a Batman movie without her and made me promise to take her the next weekend. So I had to endure Forever twice.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Deck Rickard]

I was in college when this came out. My memory of that night was that I got off work and a couple of my buddies were going out to see it so I went with them. A couple of weeks earlier, we had crashed a party at a rich girl’s house who we didn’t know. But we showed up anyway and went swimming in her pool. Somehow she ended up with one of my buddies and went to the movie with us.

Everyone thought the movie was kind of lame, but we went to White Castle afterward. For some reason, the immature side of me took over and I thought “this girl is loaded. I bet no one has ever farted on her before.” So I proceeded to unleash the hounds of hell inches from her person. She had no idea what was going on.

Then my girlfriend (now wife) found out that I went to see a Batman movie without her and made me promise to take her the next weekend. So I had to endure Forever twice.

That was your punishment for farting on someone!

 

[Babillygunn]

B&R. Lest we forget Bane as a chauffeur:



Actually, that scene really messes with my OCD tendencies because it has a continuity error.



When Ivy takes out the wig and puts it on and adjusts it, she is wearing gloves. But when it pans from the front seat, she isn’t wearing them anymore.

That kind of lack of continuity really messes with my mind.

It’s like Chuck Cunningham from Happy Days!

 

[blueharvest]

B&R. Lest we forget Bane as a chauffeur:

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Actually, that scene really messes with my OCD tendencies because it has a continuity error.



When Ivy takes out the wig and puts it on and adjusts it, she is wearing gloves. But when it pans from the front seat, she isn’t wearing them anymore.

That kind of lack of continuity really messes with my mind.

It’s like Chuck Cunningham from Happy Days!

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Babillygunn]

That was your punishment for farting on someone!

I probably enjoyed it more the second time around.

I have a fond memory of that viewing as well. During the opening scene where Two Face is robbing the bank, the security guard is in the vault tied up and trying to yell for Batman. Batman notices him and stops looking for Two Face and goes into the vault and takes the gag off of the guard, and he immediately says “it’s a trap” and the vault door closes.

My wife, who is always cognizant of etiquette and would never be loud during a movie yells out “stupid idiot!” in the middle of the theater and everyone started laughing.

 

[Lily Adler]

Dazzler is getting married people.

 

[Drizzle]

It probably has one of my least favorite scenes in the history of cinema. I don’t know why but this enrages me:
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Seriously, WTH is up with the security guard just standing there while Harvey and Riddler talk about punching him?

Firetrucking stupid.

The way the security guards stand there doing nothing always bothered me too. You know what would have made it look better? If all of the background extras were standing still and Two-Face's henchmen had their guns pointed at them like in an actual robbery situation. Everyone awkwardly shuffling around makes the stiff security guards all the more painfully obvious.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Drizzle]

Why did they even publish this?

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

I'm surprised nobody's going with, 'Hey, any of us could be Red Ghosted until the picture is locked!'

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

Ryan Reynolds, Robert Downey Jr. 'Doomsday' Feud Is B.S., They've Never Met in Person

Speculation that Ryan Reynolds and Robert Downey Jr. had a massive blowup on the set of "Avengers: Doomsday" has spread like wildfire online ... but the rumors aren't just a load of crap -- there's no way it could have happened, TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

 

[Ninjablade]

Don't try and lie to me TMZ, I know what those agents are doing. This is only more confirmation