The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

[Shinobi Shaw]

Superheroes are all creeps. This is why they need regulations. How am I supposed to feel safe when you have Superman following reporters home and then using his x-ray vision to listen in on her private conversations? How can I feel safe when Spider-Man is following the daughter of a deceased police captain around for an hour every day? How does he even know where she is half the time? Does he have a tracker on her? That Bat freak in Gotham giving weapons to kids in the middle of the night?

Where do we draw the line? Next thing you know, those damn X-Men will be turning our children into muties like they did our frogs!

Sidebar and a fun fact: JJ actually is a big supporter of mutant rights.

He's a lot of things, but deep down, he's one of the good white men in the Marvel Universe.

 

[Ninjablade]

Sidebar and a fun fact: JJ actually is a big supporter of mutant rights.

He's a lot of things, but deep down, he's one of the good white men in the Marvel Universe.

You say that, but meanwhile he's busy hating Spider-Man for being black

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

You say that, but meanwhile he's busy hating Spider-Man for being black

I don’t like you.

 

[Ninjablade]

I don’t like you.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

You know I’m fond of you Pink Ranger.

 

[Drizzle]

Wait, Ninjablade used to be Pink Ranger?

 

[Ninjablade]

Wait, Ninjablade used to be Pink Ranger?

Not the fellow Hypster, Pink Ranger

Shinobi is referencing my infamous cosplay as a Pink Power Ranger. My ass in that skirt is too powerful to share on the interwebs

 

[Lily Adler]

Not the fellow Hypster, Pink Ranger

Shinobi is referencing my infamous cosplay as a Pink Power Ranger. My ass in that skirt is too powerful to share on the interwebs

We don't talk about that Maple MAGA.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Is that Isabela Merced?? I don't remember her being in Madame Web at all

Honestly perplexed by the idea that you watched it and don't remember her.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Not the fellow Hypster, Pink Ranger

Shinobi is referencing my infamous cosplay as a Pink Power Ranger. My ass in that skirt is too powerful to share on the interwebs

 

[Link]

Honestly perplexed by the idea that you watched it and don't remember her.

Please remind me of the monologue she performed and the meaty characterization of Spider-Girl #3, I must've dozed off

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Kane52630]

Please remind me of the monologue she performed and the meaty characterization of Spider-Girl #3, I must've dozed off

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I don't even remember this part.

Praying that the chokehold this movie has over you lets go.

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Kane52630]

I don't even remember this part.

Praying that the chokehold this movie has over you lets go.

If people can openly talk about their love for those sh***y Venom movies, I can do the same with Madame Web.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

And people wonder why it's my favorite Spider-Man movie. Fools, the lot!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

If people can openly talk about their love for those sh***y Venom movies, I can do the same with Madame Web.

Kane watching Madame Web:

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

If people can openly talk about their love for those sh***y Venom movies, I can do the same with Madame Web.

I'm telling you, Sony just needs to pay off my student loans and give me about tree fiddy and I'll write them the best damn Spideyless spinoff starring either:



Cowards.

 

[Kane52630]

Kane watching Madame Web:

Me when Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Celeste O'Connor started dancing to Britney Spears while standing on a diner table, even though they should be hiding because there's a dude in a spider outfit out to kill them:

 

[Kane52630]

When Dakota Johnson rescues the girls by driving her abundance off a two story building and crashing into a dude in a Spider-Man outfit

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

This is also Kane’s fault:




Mrs. Kane gonna whoop your ass for neglecting her to watch this mess.

 

[Kane52630]

Finding out he was in the Amazon with Dakota Johnson's mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Me when Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Celeste O'Connor started dancing to Britney Spears while standing on a diner table, even though they should be hiding because there's a dude in a spider outfit out to kill them:

Madame Web when she learns she did have a neuromuscular disorder:

 

[Drizzle]

Me when Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Celeste O'Connor started dancing to Britney Spears while standing on a diner table, even though they should be hiding because there's a dude in a spider outfit out to kill them:

It was a total Merry and Pippin move.