The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

[DarthSkywalker]

This is also Kane’s fault:

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Mrs. Kane gonna whoop your ass for neglecting her to watch this mess.

Mrs. Kane when she saw it was finally available:

 

[Kane52630]

Mrs. Kane gonna whoop your ass for neglecting her to watch this mess.

She didn't really watched it. I told her it ain't worth watching, but she caught a couple of scenes while working and she was like...

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Okay if yall so damn witty, what scene in Madame Web can you use the, "IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME?!" Ice Cube gif?

 

[Kane52630]

Okay if yall so damn witty, what scene in Madame Web can you use the, "IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME?!" Ice Cube gif?

When Santiago is revealed to be the origin of Spider-Man's powers

 

[Link]

What I'm learning here is that I've forgotten 99% of Madame Web.

Spoiler

Which means that it's time for a rewatch.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Okay if yall so damn witty, what scene in Madame Web can you use the, "IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME?!" Ice Cube gif?

You forgot cinema connoisseurs.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

But if I told y’all that Catwoman was slept on, you’d look at me crazy.

 

[Link]

And people wonder why it's my favorite Spider-Man movie. Fools, the lot!

I don't get it, I'm cursed with the twinks and milfs protocol. If this were Cate Blanchett, Salma Hayek, and Angela Bassett, I'd get it Or conversely, Tom Holland, Xolo Maridueña, and Keiynan Lonsdale, and we're COOKING.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

But if I told y’all that Catwoman was slept on, you’d look at me crazy.

Realizing the source of the one positive Catwoman review on Letterboxd:

 

[BoredGuy]

All I'm getting from this is I'm damn glad I've never watched that movie

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Realizing the source of the one positive Catwoman review on Letterboxd:

I am legit LOL.

Cube was SO unserious in this scene in particular.

 

[Babillygunn]

I'm telling you, Sony just needs to pay off my student loans and give me about tree fiddy and I'll write them the best damn Spideyless spinoff starring either:

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Cowards.

Paying off student loans is woke.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Paying off student loans is woke.

Paying a black man is even woker!

 

[Kane52630]

Me when Johnny found out Lisa was cheating with Mark and crashed out by throwing the tv out the window and dry humping Lisa's dress.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Me when Johnny found out Lisa was cheating with Mark and crashed out by throwing the tv out the window and dry humping Lisa's dress.

When the Power Rangers found out that Tommy was the evil Green Ranger:

 

[Kane52630]

On a more serious note

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

On a more serious note

Of course.

Sarah Connor looking at all of these people using AI and asking grok questions:



Terminator, Matrix and 1984 taught these cats NOTHING.

 

[Sithborg]

On a more serious note

Timeline change, Skynet is now Mecha Hitler.

So, I saw what Singer's attempt at a comeback movie is going to be. Something tells me it is not going to go over well...

 

[Kane52630]

So, I saw what Singer's attempt at a comeback movie is going to be. Something tells me it is not going to go over well...

-Bryan Singer
-Jon Voight
-Set during the Israeli invasion of Lebanon in the 80s/90s

 

[Still Wynning]

*sees “Superman Returns > Superman 2025 takes*

Yeah, I’m sorry, but, no. Absolutely not.

I’ve seen some really outrageous takes on this message board, and there have been some doozies. Hell, I don’t even mind that some people don’t even like Superman 2025. But this? Nah, I can’t get behind that. And I say this as someone who used to like Superman Returns, had a bunch of wallpapers on my laptop and listened to the soundtrack on repeat whenever I got the chance.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Honestly yall....I would watch MoS in a heartbeat over Superman Returns. SR is criminally boring. 2.5 hrs of NOTHING! It has that airplane rescue sequence, and then NOTHING!

This is not me endorsing MoS. This is me simply saying SR is just that much worse. I would throw on Superman IV or Supergirl before ever watching it also. Those are at least funny bad.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

-Bryan Singer
-Jon Voight
-Set during the Israeli invasion of Lebanon in the 80s/90s

I assumed Singer would be a big fan of Israel with their open door policy for sex pest.

 

[kguillou]

kind of a random topic but I know that people have the right change their minds on film as time goes on but i kind of roll my eyes at these pundits who gave the Flash glowing reviews in 2023 and now all of a sudden they hated it like everybody else. I’ve been seeing more and more of these individuals/outlets looking back on that movie and trash talking it when they were among the greek choir calling it the best superhero movie ever before it came out.

 

[Lily Adler]

It was a total Merry and Pippin move.

 

[Drizzle]

While the rest of you were fawning over Madame Web and Ice Cube of the Worlds, I saw Jaws on the big screen for the first time and let me tell you, when Harbormaster Frank Silva appeared my theater exploded like it was the portals scene in Endgame all over again.

Spoiler

But it was still awesome seeing it like that.