I somehow just suffered through Bloodlines. People seriously thought this crap was good? Just a bunch of William Morris Agency clients I wouldn’t cast in a Wisconsin community theatre production of Our Town running away from falling household appliances for two hours. I don’t know. I guess I tend to view the horror genre with too much scrutiny because movies rarely scare me but because of that, most horror films fail for me on the most basic levels. Still, I’d like to enjoy some schlocky death chaos. But I just struggled to get through this nonsense. It just made me more pissed that Laid just got canceled. That show has a similar premise actually but with much better acting, writing, characters, etc. I mean, it’s probably unfair to compare the great Stephanie Hsu to the losers they cast in this dumb movie but so the hell what.
But yeah, that awesome show gets ****canned after one season because Peacock, meanwhile I’m sure this crap movie will get another 10 sequels. At least they kept racist ass Ali Larter away from this movie. She’ll probably be back though since they sort of referenced her character’s stupid name lol.
Oh yeah, apparently the director was scrolling through the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack the whole movie. Gunn should sue lol.