The Naked Gunn in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 62

[-Arya-]

Wait until you see Ozempic Dwayne.

I’m confused but also curious

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I’m confused but also curious

Black Adam wasn't always steroid aided.

 

[-Arya-]

Black Adam wasn't always steroid aided.

Oh noooooooo……

The image in my mind of scrawny Dwayne is kinda terrifying

 

[Kane52630]

Wait until you see Ozempic Dwayne.

Ozempic Dwayne should fight Central Intelligence Big Boi Dwayne.

 

[flickchick85]

Some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen have been top earners these last few years: Minecraft, Super Mario Bros, Deadpool & Wolverine (hot take I know sorry).

Accurate.

It’s that youth demo. They’re into some truly abhorrent garbage. [/old woman yelling at clouds]

 

[DarthSkywalker]

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Accurate.

It’s that youth demo. They’re into some truly abhorrent garbage. [/old woman yelling at clouds]

@DKDetective : Emphasis on old!

 

[Kane52630]

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

 

[Ninjablade]

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Accurate.

It’s that youth demo. They’re into some truly abhorrent garbage. [/old woman yelling at clouds]

Superman: We should be kind to everyone!

Flickchick: Kids these days suck

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Superman: We should be kind to everyone!

Flickchick: Kids these days suck

FC:

 

[Drizzle]

Lilo needs a bit more juice. No shot for F4 in WW top 10. Crazy.

Oh yeah, three Marvel movies in one year and not a single one of them cracking the WW top 10 is nuts.

I liked Death of a Unicorn. I guess I’m the only one lol.

I enjoyed it.

There are dozens of us!

Maybe half a dozen.

I'm part of that half a dozen.

It needed a little more meat and it felt derivative at times but for a first time director, it wasn't bad. It's worth watching for Ortega and Poulter. Also Anthony Carrigan.

 

[emielaen]

Bottom 5 for the year:

The Accountant 2
The Monkey
Havoc
The Amateur
Ash

Only seen 19 from this year so far.

 

[Drizzle]

The Monkey, Opus, Death of a Unicorn and Until Dawn round out my bottom 5 this year so far.

Went to find my Letterboxd list.

My bottom 5 so far:

1. Death of a Unicorn
2. Zombies 4
3. Brave New World
4. In the Lost Lands
5. How to Train Your Dragon (worst)

My Bottom 5 thus far:

1. The Electric State
2. Love Hurts
3. Fountain of Youth
4. A Minecraft Movie
5. (This Parking Space Reserved for O'Shea Jackson's War of the Worlds)

 

[-Arya-]

My Bottom 5 thus far:

1. The Electric State
2. Love Hurts
3. Fountain of Youth
4. A Minecraft Movie
5. (This Parking Space Reserved for O'Shea Jackson's War of the Worlds)

If I didn’t know any better and you told me these were all fake movies I’d believe it.

 

[Drizzle]

If I didn’t know any better and you told me these were all fake movies I’d believe it.

To be honest, at least four of them feel like fake movies.

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

 

[Drizzle]

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Speaking for myself, if Maui in the live action Moana was the CGI Scorpion King from Mummy Returns, I'd be seated at that first Thursday night showing.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

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Why is "data" more important than water or oxygen?

 

[-Arya-]

It’s wild to think that The Rock has been acting for 25 years. As much crap as I give him about his inflated ego, I am looking forward to The Smashing Machine because it’s an A24 movie from a Safdie brother. I genuinely want to see The Rock act for once.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

300m domestic is dead. Bury it.

I wonder if a Tom Watts directed FF movie would've done better at the box office.

 

[Drizzle]

I wonder if a Tom Watts directed FF movie would've done better at the box office.

Probably not. The general audience has never seemed to care about who's directing a Marvel movie.

 

[Sithborg]

Spider-man is going to be the real test. If it underperforms, Feige is going to panic.

 

[AndrewGilkison]

Probably not. The general audience has never seemed to care about who's directing a Marvel movie.

I am just wondering how different his FF movie would've been.

 

[Drizzle]

I am just wondering how different his FF movie would've been.

Maybe not so different from Shakman's. I don't think he had a lot of creative involvement there.

 

[Lily Adler]

Superman: We should be kind to everyone!

Flickchick: Kids these days suck

Roblox the movie.