The Never Ending story

[Griffin]

one day there was a

 

[captain_jimbo]

man walking across the road...

 

[The BatDude]

then he got hit by......

 

[Griffin]

a huge cement truck and

 

[ScottyBBadd]

became big greasy road pizza

 

[C. Lee]

And Domanoe's started marketing it

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

and it was a huge

 

[C. Lee]

hit at George Romero's house

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

and everyone had a wild

 

[C. Lee]

day of the dead pizza

 

[Iceman]

which infected the whole town

 

[ObakeTora]

and awoken the ten trillion year old Demon Zarathos who layed dormant underneath the town for centuries, due to the sudden drop in the town's population...

 

[Danger Mouse]

... and yet here we are.

 

[ObakeTora]

alone and miserable on a desert rock in the deepest, grungiest bowels of the solar system called "insanity."

 

[ScottyBBadd]

,but cheap booze are available

 

[ObakeTora]

and hookers

 

[ScottyBBadd]

and killer poker tournaments daily.

 

[Dark Hulkness]

yall messed up the story

 

[ZER0C00L]

yall messed up the story

said the village idiot that...

 

[Iceman]

had experienced severe bowel movements

 

[Bad Superman]

while chasing girls around town

 

[Iceman]

. This had resulted in several

 

[Bad Superman]

fatal car accidents where victims

 

[Iceman]

enjoyed themselves but got bored quickly

 

[ObakeTora]

after picking their noses and waving at plastic blondes with poodles.