The Never Ending story

[Red]

that had pink smoke that....

 

[Anguissette1979]

made people fall in love...

 

[Red]

and all round the world

 

[Anguissette1979]

Demons began shrieking in fear...

 

[Red]

In the hearts of scared little

 

[redmarvel]

girls a decision was made.

 

[C.F. Kane]

All must kneel before Zod

 

[Brodie The Wise]

Then Carter's name was Brodie

 

[The Last Meatbag]

and he got a sex change.....

 

[Brodie The Wise]

to become a foxy man

 

[The Last Meatbag]

who duct tapes his wang.....

 

[Lackey]

{edit...dammit meatbag }

 

[The Last Meatbag]

........one day he met a man named Lackey

 

[Lackey]

who had just murdered a man named Meatbag

 

[The Last Meatbag]

.........after Meatbag made love to his woman

 

[Lackey]

...'s toenail clippings because he's sick

 

[Brodie The Wise]

of having sex with Lackey's mother.

 

[Lackey]

And Brodie's dad was unavailable.

 

[Brodie The Wise]

because he was busy winning the Super Bowl!

 

[Lackey]

If you count cheerleaders as part of the team, that is.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

......anyways, Lackey speaks, "Hello sir".....

 

[rogue_devlin]

and Brodie answered...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

"who the **** are you?"........

 

[rogue_devlin]

Lackey stumbled back thinking...

 

[Lackey]

noticing Brodie's duct taped wang