The Dark Knight The Non-Spoiler Critic Review Thread

[Andrex]

I posted this in the spoilers forum, not sure if it's been posted here yet.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/01/the-dark-knight-an-extraordinary-cinematic-revolution/

WOW.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!

Words... they fail me...

 

[Arc]

http://www.latinoreview.com/filmreview.php?id=513

 

[The Battousai]

^ Avoid - not worth your time.

 

[Arc]

I posted it without reading to be honest (stupid move). The guy is a bit of a prick.

Sorry guys I'll be more careful when posting.

 

[Bowl of Wrong]

Don't worry about it, one more reviewer we can laugh at.

 

[The Battousai]

Don't worry about it, one more reviewer we can laugh at.

Good point

 

[paec_djinn]

Just posting some more unmentioned reviews (and columns)

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/01/10-reasons-why-i-loved-the-dark-knight/

http://joblo.com/review-the-dark-knight

 

[scifijunky]

i didnt think i could get anymore excited about this film..... i was wrong

 

[Jack O Lantern]

So any reviewer that gives it a bad review is an idiot?

 

[emadz89]

if you read his review (latino review) then you'll understand why he's being called an idiot...I don't think one can get more unprofessional than that

 

[Keyser Soze]

I don't mind posting up negative reviews. Gotta be objective. But I won't post it if it's spoiler-heavy.

EDIT: Looking at the review now... I don't know if it's even worth posting. Not because it's not a positive review. But because, well... it doesn't even seem like a review. He goes off on all these tangents about how Maggie Gyllenhaal has an ugly "monkey face" and how Batman likes to use ass-*****s. I'm reluctant to read further, as the guy seems lacking enough in journalistic integrity to just throw in a spoiler out of nowhere.

 

[King K]

From latinoreview:

"If he were to win the Oscar, what would they do with it, duct tape it to the tombstone?"

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

All of the reviews Ive read have been fantastic, this is really the Summer of The Bat!!

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

I don't mind posting up negative reviews. Gotta be objective. But I won't post it if it's spoiler-heavy.

EDIT: Looking at the review now... I don't know if it's even worth posting. Not because it's not a positive review. But because, well... it doesn't even seem like a review. He goes off on all these tangents about how Maggie Gyllenhaal has an ugly "monkey face" and how Batman likes to use ass-*****s. I'm reluctant to read further, as the guy seems lacking enough in journalistic integrity to just throw in a spoiler out of nowhere.

Wow that guys real mature huh? How is that kind of language necessary in a movie review?

 

[Voyeur]

From latinoreview:

"If he were to win the Oscar, what would they do with it, duct tape it to the tombstone?"

Talk about low class.

 

[The Chris]

what a jerk. Completely uncalled for, not funny, and ridicoulous.

 

[CaptainClown]

it must be googleme!

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

it must be googleme!

OMG LOL seriously you took the words right outta my mouth, I was thinking the same exact damn thing lol you just made my day!

-DV
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[Jokers_Wild]

Talk about low class.

It must be jealously or envy of this film?

That guy just comes off as a total *effing* *****ebag.

 

[Voyeur]

It must be jealously or envy of this film?

That guy just comes off as a total *effing* *****ebag.

It appears as if he gives it a thumbs up of sorts...he just goes about it in a negative way.

 

[keit0s]

A funny thing happened today.. I was bored, and decided filming a montage with some items on my desk. What i didnt cross my mind was that i was filming on a map of the world (something like that) that i used as a coaster for my laptop.

The funny thing was, i was sweeping over the items in close-up, stopping at a pair of scissors.

When i looked through the footage later, through one of the holes in the scissors, looked the town of Perth;Australia (Heath Ledgers hometown), finely framed. I didnt even think of it while filming, i just randomly placed the items round my desk...

Weird connections you may think..

But i just wanted to share this odd story with ya

 

[StorminNorman]

I don't mind posting up negative reviews. Gotta be objective. But I won't post it if it's spoiler-heavy.

EDIT: Looking at the review now... I don't know if it's even worth posting. Not because it's not a positive review. But because, well... it doesn't even seem like a review. He goes off on all these tangents about how Maggie Gyllenhaal has an ugly "monkey face" and how Batman likes to use ass-*****s. I'm reluctant to read further, as the guy seems lacking enough in journalistic integrity to just throw in a spoiler out of nowhere.

Latino Review is a site that does not deserve recognition. It is far less professional or credible than even BOF.

Remember the Script Review they promised for Bat fans? Twice? And then this? Yea...

 

[Kargo Warrior]

So any reviewer that gives it a bad review is an idiot?

First of all he gave it an A-....and if you bothered to read it you wont post this question in the first place.

 

[FlawlessVictory]

That LatinoReview review must have been a goof or some joke someone played. When you click on the link now there is nothing there and when you check the mainpage under "reviews", TDK is not even listed.

 

[Keyser Soze]

That LatinoReview review must have been a goof or some joke someone played. When you click on the link now there is nothing there and when you check the mainpage under "reviews", TDK is not even listed.

Either that, or they got so many complaints about the offensive content they had to remove it. Either way, I'm not posting it up on the first page.