Now that I've actually read that list and not just done a quick perusal, I have to - well, I don't have to, but I will - mention that it's not complete. I kind of hate to be this guy, and it's not a big deal, because these are minor participants in the SNL cast, all of them, but when you call your list complete and it's not, you invite this.
These people weren't included:
Tom Davis (featured player from '79-'80)
Al Franken (featured player from '79-'80, and then from '86-'95)
Don Novello (featured player from '79-'80, and then again from '85-'86)
Jim Downey (featured player from '79-'80)
Paul Shaffer (featured player from '79-'80)
Peter Aykroyd (featured player from '79-'80)
Brian Doyle Murray (featured player from '79-'80, and then again from '81-'82)
Tom Schiller (featured player from '79-'80)
Alan Zweibel (featured player from '79-'80)
Patrick Weathers (featured player from '80-'81)
Matthew Laurance (featured player from '80-'81)
Yvonne Hudson (featured player from '80-'81 - the first black woman in the SNL cast, by the way)
Laurie Metcalf (featured player on one episode in '81)
Emily Prager (featured player on one episode in '81)
Damon Wayans (featured player from '85-'86)
Dan Vitale (featured player for some episodes in the '85-'86 season)
A. Whitney Brown (featured player from '86-'91)
Ben Stiller (featured player on four episodes in '89)
Siobhan Fallon (featured player from '91-'92)
Robert Smigel (featured player from '91-'93)
Beth Cahill (featured player from '91-'92)
Jay Mohr (featured player from '93-'95)
Sarah Silverman (featured player from '93-'94)
Laura Kightlinger (featured player from '94-'95)
Fred Wolf (featured player from '95-'96)
Jerry Minor (featured player from '00-'01)
Dean Edwards (featured player from '01-'03)
Rob Riggle (featured player from '04-'05)
Casey Wilson (featured player from '08-'09)
Michaela Watkins (featured player from '08-'09)
Nasim Pedrad (hired in '09)
Jenny Slate (featured player from '09-'10)
Vanessa Bayer (hired in '10)
Jay Pharoah (hired in '10)
Taran Killam (hired in '10)
Paul Brittain (hired in '10)
I didn't realize it was that many, but I kept remembering more as I was typing that list. Now, Davis, Franken, Downey, Schiller, Zweibel, and Smigel are all famous as SNL writers, not so much as performers (although Franken had such a long tenure as a featured player and a hit character that starred in a movie, so that's a blatant oversight there), so maybe that's why they were left off? Pedrad, Bayer, Pharoah, Killam, and Brittain are all so new, I don't know how they'd rank, but Elliott and Moynihan were on the list....Laurie Metcalf and Emily Prager are interesting cases, because they were both hired by Dick Ebersol when he took over - his first show was on April 11, 1981, but there was a writers' strike after that, and so it ended up being the season finale. In that episode, Metcalf made just one appearance, in a "Weekend Update" piece, and Prager didn't appear at all, but she was credited. No wonder they were left off. Including George Coe, Michael O'Donoghue, and Morwenna Banks, but excluding Al Franken, Damon Wayans, and Jay Mohr? Come on, do a little more fact-checking before you throw around the word "complete."
ANyway, Julia Sweeney and Jimmy Fallon are too low, Pamela Stephenson and Michael McKean are too high, and it's good to see some love for Nora Dunn, Jan Hooks, Laraine Newman, and Ana Gasteyer. Thus concludes the portion of my life when I take a ranking of SNL cast members far too seriously.