The Official Cannibal Thread aka "How Do I Taste?"

[knowsbleed]

According to Daniel Tosh, if you eat a Chinese person, you'll be hungry again in half an hour. I told this to my boss (who is ethically Chinese) and he replied, "It's true". How did he know?

:scared:

 

[Speedball]

According to Daniel Tosh, if you eat a Chinese person, you'll be hungry again in half an hour. I told this to my boss (who is ethically Chinese) and he replied, "It's true". How did he know?

:scared:

According to Family Guy, the same thing happens if you eat a Japanese person.

 

[knowsbleed]

How would cartoons know? They're cartoons. Can't eat a cartoon.

 

[knowsbleed]

How would cartoons know? They're cartoons. Can't eat a cartoon.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

According to Daniel Tosh, if you eat a Chinese person, you'll be hungry again in half an hour. I told this to my boss (who is ethically Chinese) and he replied, "It's true". How did he know?

:scared:

But the huge population of chinese makes up for it.

 

[Violet Lantern]

^Does eating Mexicans give you diarrhea?

nyuck nyuck nyuck

 

[Heisenberg]

Pretty sure I said I would eat someone in the Vegetarian thread, but won't go looking for it for fear I'll be lost forever amongst the closed threads. Anyway, guess I should stick to that assertion.

 

[Violet Lantern]

Eating vegetarians makes you have to **** all the time.

 

[POWdER-man]

I don't know about the rest of you but I hope I taste like **** b/c when the cannibals come after us I want to be the least appealing one in the group.

Realistically I probably taste like Dr. Pepper and lobster.

 

[chaseter]

 

[SPider-T0rch]

I'm from New Jersey. What do you think I taste like?

 

[Alchemyst]

I'm from New Jersey. What do you think I taste like?

He'll be happy to answer your question

 

[Angry Monkey]

Did you know: human flesh contains chemicals that causes the cannibal's skin to gradually release a pungent odor??

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm from New Jersey. What do you think I taste like?

Garbage

 

[SuperFerret]

Pretty sure I said I would eat someone in the Vegetarian thread, but won't go looking for it for fear I'll be lost forever amongst the closed threads. Anyway, guess I should stick to that assertion.

Of course, vegetarians should be killed and eaten, like all other herbivores.

 

[Kane52630]

How would cartoons know? They're cartoons. Can't eat a cartoon.

Says who?

Of course, vegetarians should be killed and eaten, like all other herbivores.

I heard that they are low on protein.

 

[tzarinna]

I would imagine I taste like garlic and chocolate.

 

[Harls]

I would wanna eat a toned girl.

 

[Scourge2099]

I would wanna eat a toned girl.

I'm not even going to comment on that one because I'll get banned.

 

[Speedball]

I'm from New Jersey. What do you think I taste like?

Like Tanning lotion, hair product and desperation.

 

[Victarion]

I've always wondered what Hayley Williams would taste like.