The OFFICIAL Cast the UNNECCESARY Remakes Thread!

[Compi716]

Yeah, it's happening more and more each year - REMAKES. And, often times, bad ones. Why do they happen? Who authorizes this ridiculousness? Don't the producers see how UNNECCESARY these remakes are?

Well, now it's your chance to cast these complete wastes of time! Go aheah, have fun!

I'll start.

Film: 12 Angry Men
Original Actor: John Fiedler

New Actor: Charles Martin Smith

Who's next?!



[And no "This thread is unneccesary," guys.


Damnit, now there's going to be one.]

 

[Compi716]

Well, I can see this is a big hit.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Jake Gyllenhaal......

Tyrese Gibson.......

Lethaler Weapon

 

[Movies205]

Face in the Crowd

Originally Directed by: Elias Kazaan
Now Directed by: Richard Linkletter

Plot: Elia Kazan's "A Face in the Crowd" charts the rise of a raucous hayseed named Lonesome Rhodes (Andy Griffith) from itinerant Ozark guitar picker to local media rabble-rouser to TV superstar and political king-maker. Patricia Neal plays Marcia Jeffries, the innocent Sarah Lawrence girl who discovers the great man in a back-country jail and is the first to fall under his spell.

But now it's ABOUT HIP-Hop!

Lonesome Rhodes:
Originally played by Andy Griffith

Now played by:
Kanye West

Marcia Jeffries:
Originally played by Patricia Neil

Now played by Lindsay Lohan

Mel Miller originally played by Walter Matthau

Now Played by Jack Black

 

[CFE]

Welcome Back, Kotter starring Ice Cube...

...oh wait

CFE