The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Herr Logan]

..no i don't feel low down and dirty. I actually felt like i was getting even. You seem very adamant for the 'other side' ..i wonder if that was you in that car.

Well, you could have just said "no" instead of takin' my God damn money, you deceitful bastard!

 

[Herr Logan]

Once on a night walk... met some beggers... was hanging with them whn 2 cops came and started bothering me.
I got pissed and beat up both of them.
Actually I broke one guy's arm... and well... the other guy decided to leave.

I want in a seriously bad mood that day... had walked for 17 hours straight after a major fight with my wife.
Next day the police caught me and drageed me home.

You beat up two cops, broke one's arm and the other left?

Very impressive. Next time, you should tie them up with nylon microfiliments and leave them hanging from a lamp post.

Remember, kids, lies are the Devil's rainbows.

 

[litlgreendude]

You beat up two cops, broke one's arm and the other left?

Very impressive. Next time, you should tie them up with nylon microfiliments and leave them hanging from a lamp post.

Remember, kids, lies are the Devil's rainbows.

roflmao

 

[Zenien]

My secret is that I like learning the secrets of others... and I'm in a relationship with another girl

 

[x1337x]

Big freakin surprise....

.... I was asked to have sex with some guy, (im also a guy) i said yes. We went into his room, and once he pulled it out i punched him as hard as i could in the ballz, and walked back down stairs and started drinking a beer. He acted like nothing happend, guess he thinks poeple are not aware of his being gay.

 

[caretaker14]

Big freakin surprise....

.... I was asked to have sex with some guy, (im also a guy) i said yes. We went into his room, and once he pulled it out i punched him as hard as i could in the ballz, and walked back down stairs and started drinking a beer. He acted like nothing happend, guess he thinks poeple are not aware of his being gay.

Sure you did.

 

[x1337x]

Oh im sorry i lied i let im hit it and then we took turns spanking each other

 

[caretaker14]

Oh im sorry i lied i let im hit it and then we took turns spanking each other

lol....

Sorry. I just hear stuff I don't believe. I have a secret. I have major crushes (And ocassional reams) about Teen Videl (DBZ) and Misty (Poke'mon.)

 

[Zenien]

Big freakin surprise....

.... I was asked to have sex with some guy, (im also a guy) i said yes. We went into his room, and once he pulled it out i punched him as hard as i could in the ballz, and walked back down stairs and started drinking a beer. He acted like nothing happend, guess he thinks poeple are not aware of his being gay.

What? I don't think that many people know, I'm sure it would suprise a few people around here

Maybe he just didn't want to face the fact that you knew and hit him in the balls so he tried to go on like nothing happened... poor guy

 

[Spider-Man]

You're a zesbian. We all know. Even I know, and I'm Spider-Man.

 

[x1337x]

Poor guy? My girlfriend was in the living room! He knew what he was doing was wrong, i mean, i had a cross around my neck, he had to have seen it coming.

 

[Zenien]

Ah.

 

[x1337x]

Ah.

Ah? Nice...

 

[Bapman]

You beat up two cops, broke one's arm and the other left?

Very impressive. Next time, you should tie them up with nylon microfiliments and leave them hanging from a lamp post.

Remember, kids, lies are the Devil's rainbows.

I don't care if you believe me or not... it was a thread for confessing secrets so I did.
Btw... stop picturing everything from how U.S. works.
For example...
You talk and act like WOLVERINE... 'cause you probably think its cool n you look bada$$. It probably does in countries like U.S., CANADA... ENGLAND.
Go to countries like INDIA, BANGLADESH, PAKISTAN and try that...
They would beat the living sh|T outta you and police won't do jack.
My friend killed a guy point blank range, broad daylight... in public.
Guess what happened to him !?
Nothing.

Remember... just 'cause you are in a country where they try to be politaclly correct and act like they are the toughest... doesn't make it so.

Whatever... I don't even know why I'm telling you all these... you like most of you others who live in the WESTERN WORLD have absolutely no idea how we live. You try to describe the rest of the world according to ur views. If it doesn't fit... it can't be possible.

 

[Herr Logan]

I don't care if you believe me or not... it was a thread for confessing secrets so I did.
Btw... stop picturing everything from how U.S. works.
For example...
You talk and act like WOLVERINE... 'cause you probably think its cool n you look bada$$. It probably does in countries like U.S., CANADA... ENGLAND.
Go to countries like INDIA, BANGLADESH, PAKISTAN and try that...
They would beat the living sh|T outta you and police won't do jack.
My friend killed a guy point blank range, broad daylight... in public.
Guess what happened to him !?
Nothing.

Remember... just 'cause you are in a country where they try to be politaclly correct and act like they are the toughest... doesn't make it so.

Whatever... I don't even know why I'm telling you all these... you like most of you others who live in the WESTERN WORLD have absolutely no idea how we live. You try to describe the rest of the world according to ur views. If it doesn't fit... it can't be possible.

Once again, you prove yourself to be of mediocre and questionable intellect and make precious little sense.
Let me put this very simply for you: acting tough and being politically correct have nothing to do with each other. You with me so far? Also, equating Wolverine with politically correct behavior is one of the most idiotic things you could do. Third of all, while you should have been able to glean this from any posts of mine you might have read, I'd be glad to spell it out for you so you have one less thing to be completely wrong about: I don't give a good God damn about political correctness, never have, and never will. I care very strongly about being correct, but never politically correct.

You're going to try and put down my country because I had the expectation that two police officers wouldn't be so easily taken down by one person (especially a person I know not to be exceptionally bright) and rather than shoot you, call for back-up, or track you down the next day, they simply ran off with one cradling a broken arm? The police here can range anywhere from noble, diligent, by-the-book to corrupt, brutal and by-any-means-necessary, but one thing is generally true: you do not get away with assualting an officer. I wasn't aware that not only do they not arm police officers in Bangladesh with projectile weapons, but they don't have nearly the same standards when it comes to allowing criminals to assault them.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

 

[Golgo-13]

I once had 'relations' with a midget..it's was awkward doing it in certain positions, but was definately memorable.

 

[Golgo-13]

Oh when i was about 22, me and a friend made a bet that we would not get married until we had had sex with a women from every nationality in the world. we even made a list and went on this made spree to accomplish our bet. i lost as during my quest i met my wife, who is ethiopian, and had to settle down.
I did bag black, white, korean, chinese, vietnamese, latino..never indian and it's a little hard finding an australian aborigine' women..pity.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Me, the ballsy, spunky, heavy metal loving chick that I am is listening to the sugary sweet Live Action Sailor Moon character singles and loving it. Here's just a sample of the lyrics for a song called Romance sung by Aino Minako/Sailor Venus translated into English:

The weather is good today

I see your reflection in the window

I inscribe my love in my diary

Same as usual

But in some way I feel the distance a little

You are locked

In my heart

The miracle of our meeting

Was not an accident



But then we get a saucy chorus like this:

I love you, baby baby

Switch off the light

Baby baby, kiss me

Baby baby

Romance, realize

Hey, don't keep it hidden

Hey, it's going to begin

Just what is this trying to say to pre-pubescent Japanese girls!?

 

[Nathan]

I'm afraid of girls.

So, there. I said it. Happy now???

 

[Danger Mouse]

Once again, you prove yourself to be of mediocre and questionable intellect and make precious little sense.
Let me put this very simply for you: acting tough and being politically correct have nothing to do with each other. You with me so far? Also, equating Wolverine with politically correct behavior is one of the most idiotic things you could do. Third of all, while you should have been able to glean this from any posts of mine you might have read, I'd be glad to spell it out for you so you have one less thing to be completely wrong about: I don't give a good God damn about political correctness, never have, and never will. I care very strongly about being correct, but never politically correct.

You're going to try and put down my country because I had the expectation that two police officers wouldn't be so easily taken down by one person (especially a person I know not to be exceptionally bright) and rather than shoot you, call for back-up, or track you down the next day, they simply ran off with one cradling a broken arm? The police here can range anywhere from noble, diligent, by-the-book to corrupt, brutal and by-any-means-necessary, but one thing is generally true: you do not get away with assualting an officer. I wasn't aware that not only do they not arm police officers in Bangladesh with projectile weapons, but they don't have nearly the same standards when it comes to allowing criminals to assault them.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

You just called him a liar, bub. How would you expect him react? For all you know, he might be telling the truth and you're just being judgmental.

Say you post here and said that you tried to assault two cops but they overpowered you and dragged you to the station. And say his respond to that is "a person your size can't take out 2 miserable cops? You're a liar". Tell me how you'd react.

Maybe in his country cops aren't as efficient or as well-trained as their American counterparts. That may be due to the inadequacy of his country's governance, but it hardly makes him a liar. Unless, of course, you can prove that he did indeed lie about it..

 

[bluejake01]

You just called him a liar, bub. How would you expect him react? For all you know, he might be telling the truth and you're just being judgmental.

Say you post here and said that you tried to assault two cops but they overpowered you and dragged you to the station. And say his respond to that is "a person your size can't take out 2 miserable cops? You're a liar". Tell me how you'd react.

Maybe in his country cops aren't as efficient or as well-trained as their American counterparts. That may be due to the inadequacy of his country's governance, but it hardly makes him a liar. Unless, of course, you can prove that he did indeed lie about it..

He found the statement highly questionable, as I myself would. Things don't happen like that in the real world, but it's possible I guess. Hey, if you buy that I have some rather nice land in Florida you can buy on the cheap.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I agree. Things like that don't happen in most countries. But that hardly makes his world any less real than ours.

I'll buy! So happens I'm looking for a new place to move into.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm afraid of girls.

So, there. I said it. Happy now???

Boo!

 

[Nathan]

Boo!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

You said you were afraid of girls silly.