The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Nathan]

Ask me out on a date, then I might hide under my bed.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I did bag black, white, korean, chinese, vietnamese, latino..never indian and it's a little hard finding an australian aborigine' women..pity.

you certainly get around

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Alright here's mine:

I was seriously planning on beating up two guys in my class. I hate almost everyone so in French Class I wanted to do this:

First off I would walk to the guy i hate the most. I would give him a punch in the face and in the stomach. then i would get to the guy sitting next to him. I would smash him in the stomach to, and then drag him of his seat and kick him while he was on the ground. than I would return to the other guy and give him a couple of uppercuts and a kick in the balls. then i would get rid of everyone that would try to come to the rescue.

I didn't do it, but perhaps i will an other time, but than i'll probably get suspended

i have such violent toughts.

 

[bluejake01]

Alright here's mine:

I was seriously planning on beating up two guys in my class. I hate almost everyone so in French Class I wanted to do this:

First off I would walk to the guy i hate the most. I would give him a punch in the face and in the stomach. then i would get to the guy sitting next to him. I would smash him in the stomach to, and then drag him of his seat and kick him while he was on the ground. than I would return to the other guy and give him a couple of uppercuts and a kick in the balls. then i would get rid of everyone that would try to come to the rescue.

I didn't do it, but perhaps i will an other time, but than i'll probably get suspended

i have such violent toughts.

Actually in this day and age you will be arrested and serve time.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i guess u couldnt find any mobs to boss around, Carmine.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

and once my english teacher gave me a 1 (mark) a F in america I believe.

and i had the most violent thought in mind ver, I wanted to stick a scissor in my backpack and kill her brutaly...offcourse I didn't do it, I don't had the guts. And I would sit in the Prison now if i did it..

btw: I was 12 then ^

 

[Carmine Falcone]

double post

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Ask me out on a date, then I might hide under my bed.

*Tries to channel the teenage thought processes on asking one out for a date* Um....like....do you want to like date?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

wow, some many people have violent secrets. I have to look for some better secrets

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Yes, I guess enjoying the singing talent of the actresses who play the Sailor Senshi on Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon is pretty trauma inducing.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

i can do voices from south park (mr mackey, cartman, kenny, jimmy, and kyle) and i can do Mr Freeze, Batman, a mediocre Joker, and Gollum/Smeagol.

I made a rhyme!

 

[Carmine Falcone]

You can do Cartman?? That's awesome!

 

[caretaker14]

i can do voices from south park (mr mackey, cartman, kenny, jimmy, and kyle) and i can do Mr Freeze, Batman, a mediocre Joker, and Gollum/Smeagol.

I made a rhyme!

I can do..... Darth Vader, Darth Sideous, Darth Maul, Yoda, Spock, Stewie Griffin, and Robert Shaw as Quint in JAWS.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I can do Vader's breathing and the velociraptor "grrrrr" from Jurassic Park.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Wow, some voice talents here.

I can do a mediocre german accent and a good French one.

 

[caretaker14]

I can also do the Predator's snarl and a half done T-Rex Roar from Jurassic Park.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I can also do the Predator's snarl and a half done T-Rex Roar from Jurassic Park.

Well, this is Predator related, but I started this thread at another Messageboard:

http://www.agonybooth.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1145

The topic matter is quite a horrible thing to behold and I can't believe I created a thread about it.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I have a really bad one.

I actually think Johnny Damon's hair and beard look good like that.

 

[caretaker14]

I have a really bad one.

I actually think Johnny Damon's hair and beard look good like that.

Who's Johnny Damon?

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Don't be lazy! Google it.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Don't be lazy! Google it.

That is now my title

 

[Herr Logan]

You just called him a liar, bub. How would you expect him react? For all you know, he might be telling the truth and you're just being judgmental.

Say you post here and said that you tried to assault two cops but they overpowered you and dragged you to the station. And say his respond to that is "a person your size can't take out 2 miserable cops? You're a liar". Tell me how you'd react.

Maybe in his country cops aren't as efficient or as well-trained as their American counterparts. That may be due to the inadequacy of his country's governance, but it hardly makes him a liar. Unless, of course, you can prove that he did indeed lie about it..

He reacted more or less as I would have expected: ignorantly and nonsensically.

Technically, I didn't call him a liar. Amazingly, he was intelligent enough to infer the implication, and to be honest, I had faith that he could do it. This being the case, I suppose he is justified in responding to the implied accusation. That doesn't excuse his trademark ignorance. He could easily have told me that the police in his country weren't as trained, armed, consolidated, or just mean as the police in this one. Instead, he didn't make a damn bit of sense and just gave me more reason to believe he's likely to fail a competency hearing if the occasion ever arose.

Confession time:
I picked a guy up by his shirt and threw him across a hallway twice in a two-week period back in high school. He made me mad. Real mad. It was one guy, about the same size and constitution as me, and he had no weapons and bad knees. No lying there.

 

[Unthinkable]

Who's Johnny Damon?

Super Caveman.

 

[MutantCircus]

I once had sex with about 40 women in the same day. I stripped naked in a nursing home.

 

[Socrates]

I prefer the French lanuage more then any other lanuage. I once, made a girl cry who pissed me off, but I now regret it. I made notes about my 5th grade teacher, and he found one... funny that he found the one that said: "Mr. J swallows". I use to go on the roof of my old house with my friend, and we would sing that song Jay sings in the beginning of JASBSB. In 4th grade, I use to prank phone call people with my friends a lot.

I'll think of more later.