The Official I Hate the Grimace Thread

[hippie_hunter]

Seriously that guy just pisses me off.

What the hell is he? A purple blob? A rotten chicken mcnugget?

How does he even biologically function?

Why the hell is he purple? What kind of color is that to choose for? Why not green? Or blue? Or even red or yellow?

What the hell is his purpose in McDonaldLand? WHAT IS IT besides being a complete ******?

It's a damn shame that nothing can kill the Grimace

 

[Tsunulia]

I always found it strange that he always smiles. When does he ever grimace?

 

[U.S War Machine]

haha that guy makes me laugh by looking at him

 

[hippie_hunter]

I always found it strange that he always smiles. When does he ever grimace?

You just gave me another reason to hate the Grimace

 

[Immortalfire]

I too wonder, what the heck is he?

 

[Warhammer]

That pic made me lmao.

 

[U.S War Machine]

I too wonder, what the heck is he?

A big purple raisen

 

[DOG LIPS]

NOTHING can kill the Grimace.

 

[hippie_hunter]

NOTHING can kill the Grimace.

WHY!?!

 

[Warhammer]

A big purple raisen

I always thought he was a purple Mcnugget.

 

[unstoppable]

they had to get a talking chicken mcnugget that appeals to the kids and what's more appealing than purple

 

[Tsunulia]

they had to get a talking chicken mcnugget that appeals to the kids and what's more appealing than purple

Like that purple ketchup?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Don't you see? The Advertisement Staff at McDonalds know the effects of the restaurant's food... Grimace is actually a subliminal message to children proving to them what could be if they eat too much McDonalds... A fat, ever-smiling, purple thing.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Grimace is a fantasy character, and not intended to be anything specific. However, ever since the character's introduction there has been much speculation (though much of it tongue-in-cheek) about his appearance. Because the majority of McDonald's characters more or less directly represent a food product sold at the restaurants (ie: Mayor McCheese, Fry Guys, McNugget Buddies, etc) many have naturally tried to guess as to what, if any, food product Grimace is supposed to represent.

A common speculation is that he is supposed to be a giant McNugget, but his appearance pre-dates the release of that food. A better explanation is that he is a taste bud, though there are many more fanciful attempted explanations. In reality, Grimace's "official" role, according to McDonald's, continues to be to represent the chain's famous milkshakes. However, he does this out of love for the taste, and not because he is in any way a shake-based creature himself.

 

[Warhammer]

Like that purple ketchup?

I remember those.
I begged my mom to get that when it first came out.
The Green ketchup was cool, too.

 

[Warhammer]

...You know, I miss the old McD commercials with Ronald and Hamburglar. (Boy was he cool)

 

[hippie_hunter]

they had to get a talking chicken mcnugget that appeals to the kids and what's more appealing than purple

You know who else wears purple:

Do you think that he appeals to children?

 

[Tsunulia]

You know who else wears purple:

Do you think that he appeals to children?

Only to the kids like Sid from Toy Story.

 

[Erzengel]

If I was in a knife fight, I would want the Grimace watching my back.

 

[hippie_hunter]

If I was in a knife fight, I would want the Grimace watching my back.

He would stab you in the back the first chance he got

 

[DOG LIPS]

Grimace is the unstoppable Juggernaut of the real world.

 

[Erzengel]

Once a friendship is forged, the Grimace is a loyal friend.

 

[DOG LIPS]

The Grimace doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

(I like Grimace)

 

[Tsunulia]

(I like the Fry Guys and the Hamburgler)


(I friggin hate that bird though)