The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[Venom Drool]

hitman blood money

 

[Movies205]

hitman blood money

That smile is far too happy...

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Because I respect him, TMOB is one cool dude...

Tis true. And his son is like the coolest kid ever.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I got some this afternoon...

Afternoon sex is fabulous.

I like the morning sex better because:
a) you can't sense your own bad breath
b) when hot girls wake up in the morning with bad breath it still smells like Glade Air-Fresheners, (sweat between cleavage+rancid wine scent).
c) The fact that they're actively trying to let you cram your stuff up them means that they're undeniably so attracted/horny that they just don't care about the fact that you have bad breath.
d) It's the best way to start a day.
e) wicked and by default, nasty.

JESUS!

 

[BATFREDDIE]

I like the morning sex better because:
a) you can't sense your own bad breath
b) when hot girls wake up in the morning with bad breath it still smells like Glade Air-Fresheners, (sweat between cleavage+rancid wine scent).
c) The fact that they're actively trying to let you cram your stuff up them means that they're undeniably so attracted/horny that they just don't care about the fact that you have bad breath.
d) It's the best way to start a day.
e) wicked and by default, nasty.

JESUS!

I understand everything up until the last sentence. Did you just have an orgasm while writing this post?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh

Yeah, launching one off always makes me mad.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

heh

Yeah, launching one off always makes me mad.

Angry sex is the bestest sex.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

no.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

no.

you're right, sucking toes is much better.

 

[Master Chief]

YoOOoOo I got laid like, 25 mins ago. I rushed home to tell you guyses.

 

[ookami]

you're right, sucking toes is much better.

oh ewww, wait be right back.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

oh ewww, wait be right back.

Why should i have to wait, it's even hotter when they're unclipped.

 

[ookami]

Why should i have to wait, it's even hotter when they're unclipped.

omg that is sooo......hawt, like ewww.y man y
sorry mine are clipped, polished and smooth.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

omg that is sooo......hawt, like ewww.y man y
sorry mine are clipped, polished and smooth.

it's okay, I can still work one even if they are clean, because they won't be by the time I'm finished.

 

[ookami]

it's okay, I can still work one even if they are clean, because they won't be by the time I'm finished.

okayyyyy? what's ya address I'm on my way

 

[SLVRSR4]

it's okay, I can still work one even if they are clean, because they won't be by the time I'm finished.

I could totally see you writing a book what is it about feet that are so irresistible?

 

[Themanofbat]

YoOOoOo I got laid like, 25 mins ago. I rushed home to tell you guyses.

Congratulations.

 

[Themanofbat]

I like the morning sex better because:
a) you can't sense your own bad breath
b) when hot girls wake up in the morning with bad breath it still smells like Glade Air-Fresheners, (sweat between cleavage+rancid wine scent).
c) The fact that they're actively trying to let you cram your stuff up them means that they're undeniably so attracted/horny that they just don't care about the fact that you have bad breath.
d) It's the best way to start a day.
e) wicked and by default, nasty.

JESUS!

Yes?

Morning sex is fantastic as well, but at my age, I have a hard time distinguishing from real morning hard-ons and first thing in the morning pee-hard-ons.

And if it's a pee-hard-on, I tend to lose it quickly...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just didn't get any again!
Maybe on my last day I can get one of the girls from the second floor to have sex with me on my desk!
Probably not!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Looks like I'll be coming to this thread at least a few times a week.

 

[black_dust]

but i thought your bird says no to sex before being hitched?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

People's views change.

 

[black_dust]

Ha! nice couldn`t resist you hu lee?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

my sexy body cannot be resisted.

 

[black_dust]

tell me about it