The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[E. Bison]

I'll never be able to post in here.

Why not?

 

[Tangled Web]

Why not?[/QUOTE]
Think about it man. Looks at the thread title.

 

[E. Bison]

Well you can do what I do and watch others get it while you give the juicy details of HOW they are getting it. Do you have access to pornography in your residence?

 

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, of course.

 

[E. Bison]

Very well then. Begin the pornography and tell me what you see. Tell me who it is, the names of the stars, what they are doing and how it ends. HELL for all I care pretend they are you and tell me a story about "YOU".

 

[Tangled Web]

Will do sir.

 

[Lackey]

Very well then. Begin the pornography and tell me what you see. Tell me who it is, the names of the stars, what they are doing and how it ends. HELL for all I care pretend they are you and tell me a story about "YOU".

You seem way too interested in Tangled Web

 

[Erzengel]

Don't be a dick Lackey and cock block him.

 

[rdh007]

Very well then. Begin the pornography and tell me what you see. Tell me who it is, the names of the stars, what they are doing and how it ends. HELL for all I care pretend they are you and tell me a story about "YOU".

In my household it's probably Jenna Haze.

 

[E. Bison]

Shazam!! Anyone else watching someone else getting laid?

 

[ElectroFlare]

I will get laid tonight...

 

[Lackey]

I had a girl invite me over for dinner tonight, but '24' is on tonight so **** her


true story

 

[Holly Goodhead]

girl = your mom

 

[Master Chief]

I had a girl invite me over for dinner tonight, but '24' is on tonight so **** her


true story

dood if it were the finale I'd understand, but dood... TiVo dood.

 

[Lackey]

dood if it were the finale I'd understand, but dood... TiVo dood.

It's okay, I'll be there tomorrow

 

[Lackey]

girl = your mom

my mom never invites me over for dinner, I have to invite myself or just show up

 

[The Amazing Lee]

That all depends on if you getting/giving any.

I am

Not right this second mind you though.

But in general....Yes, Yes I am.

 

[Lackey]

where's your Pokemon avatar

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Giving me oral.

 

[Lackey]

awww, I wanted to play with it

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

No one is coming here a half hour after sex.

Damn straight if I did get some I would be sleeping, or getting some again

 

[Lackey]

Nah, you'd be cuddling and talking about your feelings

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Nah, you'd be cuddling and talking about your feelings

No that's what I do to get the girls in bed

 

[Themanofbat]

Thats a lot of man juice.

It's a bunch of tablespoons, that's for sure.

 

[Themanofbat]

Feh. Saw this about 6.5 hours too late.

Does oral penetration count?

If an orgasm is the end result, sure.

And that works for either sexes.