The Official "I just got some" Thread...

[Themanofbat]

same thing

I kid, I kid

You know, if a person looks at their sexual habits in a different manner thanks to this thread, they might get converted into Mormons...



You never know...

 

[Themanofbat]

I've done that.

You have a laptop in the john?

 

[Honey Vibe]

Subscribing...

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

You know, if a person looks at their sexual habits in a different manner thanks to this thread, they might get converted into Mormons...



You never know...

that's reason alone to close it

 

[E. Bison]

Until then, I'm just gonna lie naked outside, cover myself with leaves and hope somebody walks by and falls in.

 

[Childlike Wild]

I'd like to see the guy or gal whose getting some while posting...

Awesome.

I only see that working in two different ways.

 

[Themanofbat]

I only see that working in two different ways.

You need a more vivid imagination...

There are LOTS of ways to post while getting the goods.

 

[Themanofbat]

Until then, I'm just gonna lie naked outside, cover myself with leaves and hope somebody walks by and falls in.

Have fun with that.

 

[Themanofbat]

Subscribing...

Hi Julia.

 

[Themanofbat]

that's reason alone to close it

Stinkin' #@^@^$#^

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Seeing people after theyve just had sex makes me uncomfortable because they either have: half-boners, unknown stains, dirty sex hands, or are overly happy. All in which disgust me.

 

[Themanofbat]

Seeing people after theyve just had sex makes me uncomfortable because they either have: half-boners, unknown stains, dirty sex hands, or are overly happy. All in which disgust me.

But they smell GREAT!!!!

 

[Childlike Wild]

Sex hands?!

That's worse than cock hands.

 

[E. Bison]

Seeing people after theyve just had sex makes me uncomfortable because they either have: half-boners, unknown stains, dirty sex hands, or are overly happy. All in which disgust me.

You think that's bad? Everytime I'm done I try to go to sleep and b**ches just stare at me for hours. Sometimes they poke and tickly my face, nips, and naughty-no-no area and giggle. I'm like damn go to sleep.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

The only good thing thats comes from sex is the sex hair. I need to start having sex every morning before I go out to complete my daily activities. I bet you all thought I was going to say orgasms. If I want an orgasm I use a vibrator or musclesforsupes.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Sex hands?!

That's worse than cock hands.

Thats why God invented Purel.

 

[Childlike Wild]

My hair just gets ruined. ;down

 

[Themanofbat]

The only good thing thats comes from sex is the sex hair. I need to start having sex every morning before I go out to complete my daily activities. I bet you all thought I was going to say orgasms. If I want an orgasm I use a vibrator or musclesforsupes.

I use musclesforsupes for the same reasons.

If I want sex hair, I have to wear a rug.

 

[Childlike Wild]

Thats why God invented Purel.

Top ten invention.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My hair just gets ruined. ;down

It makes me feel like Barbarella.

 

[Themanofbat]

You think that's bad? Everytime I'm done I try to go to sleep and b**ches just stare at me for hours. Sometimes they poke and tickly my face, nips, and naughty-no-no area and giggle. I'm like damn go to sleep.

It's the latest plot for a new cartoon called "E.Bison & his Brothel of Imaginary Sex Partners".

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I use musclesforsupes for the same reasons.

If I want sex hair, I have to wear a rug.

Its not fun if you cant grab the persons hair while destroying them.

 

[Themanofbat]

Its not fun if you cant grab the persons hair while destroying them.

I have other things my wife can latch onto....

And she has some terrific hair for me to yank.

I like wrapping it around my wrist.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Im not sure how to respond to that.

 

[E. Bison]

OH GOD....THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME ORGASM!!

That was awesome....thanx guys. You were great.