Iron Man The Official Iron Man Caption Thread

[Adrian89]

TONY: Here´s what I don´t get about oysters, how can something that resembles so much a vagina give so little pleasure?

omfg ROFL! Good one dude!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks T-101

Hehe, oysters...

IRON MAN: "Dude, c'mon, calm down, you're not the first franchise that got ruined by 20th Century Fox in recent years and sadly you probably won't be the last."
THING: "That's easy for you to say! You were made with the cooperation of Paramount!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks T-101, Panthro!

Poor Thing...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Wow, you been polishing?
THING: Go to hell.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Wow, you been polishing?
THING: Go to hell.

Thanks! Poor Thing indeed... hehe, polish.

 

[kedrell]

Pa Kent: "I know, I know. You can do all these amazing things and sometimes you think you'll just bust unless you can tell people about it..."

Tony: "Tell people about it? Hmmm, works for me!"

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY: I didn´t get any nominations? Who cares, I just came to grope and french Angelina Jolie behind Brad´s back, like everybody else!

 

[The Navigator]

TONY: I didn´t get any nominations? Who cares, I just came to grope and french Angelina Jolie behind Brad´s back, like everybody else!

Secretly delighted that the Dark Knight got no Oscar nominations, Robert Downey Jr. puts on a solemn face in front of Christian Bale.

 

[Panthro]

TONY: I didn´t get any nominations? Who cares, I just came to grope and french Angelina Jolie behind Brad´s back, like everybody else!

Hehehehehehehehehe

Yours was also funny Rabbit.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Rabbit and Panthro! Cool one too, Rabbit!

 

[ultimatefan]

PEPPER: You don´t scare me! I worked for Christian Bale!

 

[Panthro]

PEPPER: You don´t scare me! I worked for Christian Bale!

Hehehehehe

THOR: "By the Power of Asgard!"
IRON MAN: "Don't you mean 'By the Power of Grayskull'?"
THOR: "F*** you."

IRON MAN: "Yo He-Man, how's that new movie coming' along? Love the new suit by the way."
THOR: "Oh for crying out loud, you know damn well I'm not He-Man!!! You know, at least the Hulk has the excuse of being stupid! What's your excuse?! You're only excuse is that you're a boozing prick!"

THOR: "That fight with Hulk was rigged I tell you, RIGGED!!!"
IRON MAN: "I know. I rigged it."
THOR: "You bastard! Alright, that's it, now I'm really gonna kick your ass, Iron *****!"
IRON MAN: "Uh Oh..."

IRON MAN: "Dude, all I'm saying is that the mullet is out and that a crew cut would make you more up to date for the 21st century."
THOR: "Nay! I've had this mullet for 4,000 years, long before you were born, and I won't give it up now just to appease some superficial view of what the 'in' look is for men!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Poor Thor, it´s no easy job being a a Norse God...

 

[3dman27]

Hehehehe

"

iron man i would have words with thee

 

[Rain]

hehehehehe

thor: "by the power of asgard!"
iron man: "don't you mean 'by the power of grayskull'?"
thor: "f*** you."

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks! Poor Thor, it´s no easy job being a a Norse God...

Thanks. Yeah, it really isn't easy being a Norse God (or a Greek one for that matter).

TONY STARK: "Hey sweet thing, what say we blow this pop stand and you bring those gorgeous buns of Asgardian steel back to my place?"

LADY SIF: "Oh you are so going to regret that once I tell my boyfriend what you just tried to pull."

THOR: "Hands off my woman, puny mortal!"
IRON MAN: "Oh crap..."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Do you want to go to the woods and make out?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: WHAT?

IRON MAN: C'mon, Natasha! It isn't like wee've done this before!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the... FURY, STOP MESSING WITH HIS EYES RECEPTION!

Hehehehe, still funny all this time later.

THOR: "And no, you can't have Amora the Enchantress either."
IRON MAN: "Aw c'mon Thor, you already have a girlfriend!"
THOR: "Verily, but Amora still counts as one of my women, and I will not share her with a boozing billionaire."
IRON MAN: "Fine! Be that way! I'll go nail Felicia Hardy/Black Cat instead!"
THOR: "Too late, I nailed her before you did, and once a lady's been with a god, she's spoiled for anything less."
IRON MAN: "Jackass."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "C'mon Thor, you're always doing that 'By the Power of Grayskull' pose, of course people are gonna mistake you for He-Man!"

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "And in your upcoming film Thor you will be played by... Topher Grace!"
THOR: "Alright, now you're just to piss me off!"

 

[Mutagen]

THOR: Smell. Smell the sweat of the God of Thunder!

IRON MAN: Wow, it does smell like lilac ...

THOR: I told thee so!

 

[kedrell]

Great stuff, guys!

 

[kedrell]

TONY STARK: "Hey baby. Ever make it with a mortal?"

LADY SIF: "Sure, but they're kinda squishy once you get them in bed."

 

[The Navigator]

And at this point, Iron Man wondered if perhaps first getting all amped up listening to "You've Got The Touch" and then *****-slapping Thor was such a great idea.

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Thor stuff!