Iron Man The Official Iron Man Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

TONY STARK: Hey baby, how´d you like a knight in shining armor?

LADY SIF: I eat knights in shining armor for breakfast, dumb mortal

 

[Panthro]

TONY STARK: Hey baby, how´d you like a knight in shining armor?

LADY SIF: I eat knights in shining armor for breakfast, dumb mortal

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Say it. C'mon say it."
THOR: "Verily mortal, ye and your stupid bets-"
IRON MAN: "Say It!"
THOR: "Ugh..." [deep breath] "Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! Ho!"
IRON MAN: ""

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "There Can Be Only One!"
IRON MAN: "Can I be the One?"
THOR: "No."

Coming Next Summer: THOR-LANDER There Can Be Only One

 

[kedrell]

LADY SIF: "Verily, art thou ready for this, mortal?"

Iron Man: "Ooooh, man I bet she gives great helmet."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Poor Thor, first He-Man, now Thundercats...

hehehehehehehehehe, great helmet

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: In actual norse mythology, aren´t you a crass and sleaxy guy?
THOR: Yes, but that does not sell action figures!
IRON MAN: You sell action figures?
THOR: Shut up.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: In actual norse mythology, aren´t you a crass and sleaxy guy?
THOR: Yes, but that does not sell action figures!
IRON MAN: You sell action figures?
THOR: Shut up.

Hehehehehehehe

Seriously, who WASN'T a crass & sleazy guy in the old mythologies?

THOR: "Who are these puny mortals calling for the Joker to be banned from future Batman films?! I'm a Marvel character and even I think that's totally f***ed up! Tell me their names so that they may feel my wrath!"
IRON MAN: "They hang out at a site called the Ultimate Joker."
THOR: "My thanks Iron one! They will not live to see another sunrise!"

THOR: "Damn it, my segment on the recent Hulk Vs. DTV had much more story & emotion to it than the Wolverine segment! It even did a better job of telling its story in 40 some minutes when other DTVs with 75-90 minute running times could not! Why won't anyone admit that?!"
IRON MAN: "Probably because you're not as popular as Wolverine."
THOR: "Damn it."

THOR: "Verily, I do not care who you preferred as an actor, Peter O'Toole could never have outfought Charlton Heston!"

 

[Panthro]

LADY SIF: "Verily, art thou ready for this, mortal?"

Iron Man: "Ooooh, man I bet she gives great helmet."

Hehehehe

THOR: "What did you say about my Mama?!"
IRON MAN: "I said she was great in be- oh crap..."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Give Kenneth Branagh a message - Gerard Butler of 300 must play me in my film!"
IRON MAN: "Now Thor be reasonable, he already played a brawny larger than life hero in 300, someone else deserves a turn at-"
THOR: "I don't care, I want Butler damn it! I need to be played by a MAN, A REAL MAN, not some prissy meterosexual prettyboy underwear model!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Give´em hell guys! The Joker will come back eventually, and Thor is no metrossexual pretty boy!

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: Stop treating me like an unimportant character! You were seen by a lot of people as a B-list character before the success of your movie!
IRON MAN: Have you found your Robert Downey Jr. yet?
THOR: Well, not really, but...
IRON MAN: Then get back to your corner or you don´t get a cookie, kiddo...

 

[Doctor Jones]

^ That's true.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

Give´em hell guys! The Joker will come back eventually, and Thor is no metrossexual pretty boy!

Damn straight. Thor can't afford a Brandon Routh casting fiasco.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: Stop treating me like an unimportant character! You were seen by a lot of people as a B-list character before the success of your movie!
IRON MAN: Have you found your Robert Downey Jr. yet?
THOR: Well, not really, but...
IRON MAN: Then get back to your corner or you don´t get a cookie, kiddo...

Hehe, hang in there Thor, hang in there.

IRON MAN: "Why did you come here?! What do you want?!"
THOR: "Verily! I... Wanna... Rock!!!"

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Now what's this crap I hear about Kung Fu Panda getting more awards than Wall-E?!"
IRON MAN: "I had nothing to do with it, I swear to God!"
THOR: "Swear to me! Which is essentially swearing to a god."

IRON MAN: "Who the Hell are you?!"
THOR: "What are you dense?! Are you ******ed?! I'm The Goddamn Thor!!!"

THOR: "I am the Ultimate Bad-Ass!"
IRON MAN: "I wanted to use that line."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "What the Hell were you thinking choosing Sif over Amora?! Did you not notice the cleavage on that Enchantress?!"
THOR: "I'm more of a leg man. And I prefer my women not to ally themselves with my arch enemy simply because our relationships don't work out."

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Thor of Asgard! Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the city, county, state of New York I hereby order you to desist any & all supernatural activity and to return forwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "That oughta do it, thanks very much Tony."
THOR: "Are you a god?"
IRON MAN: "No."
THOR: "Then Die!!!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "Tony, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!"

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: "Coke!"
THOR: "Pepsi!"
IRON MAN: "Coke!"
THOR: "Pepsi!"

IRON MAN: "The Simpsons!"
THOR: "King of the Hill!"
IRON MAN: "The Simpsons!"
THOR: "King of the Hill!"

 

[BlueLightning]

IRON MAN: "Thor of Asgard! Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the city, county, state of New York I hereby order you to desist any & all supernatural activity and to return forwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "That oughta do it, thanks very much Tony."
THOR: "Are you a god?"
IRON MAN: "No."
THOR: "Then Die!!!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "Tony, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!"

This my friend is full of WIN!!!t:

 

[Panthro]

This my friend is full of WIN!!!t:

Thanks!

THOR: "Kick your ****ing ass. I want you off the ****ing set you prick. No, don't just be sorry, think for one ****ing second. What the **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk around and rip- no, shut the **** up Bruce, do I-no! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your ****ing lighs down? In the middle of a scene? Then why the **** are you walking right through? a-tada-tada like this in the background, what the **** is it with you? What don't you ****ing understand? You got any ****ing idea about- Hey! It's ****ing distracting having somebody walking up behind bryce in the middle of the ****ing scene. Gimme a ****ing answer. What don't you get about it? ... **** sake man you're amateur... you've got something to say to this prick? Well somebody's should be watching him and keeping an eye on him. It's the second time that he doesn't give a **** about what is going on in front of the camera. Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do a scene here and I'm going why the **** is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there? Do you understand? My mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. Stay off the ****ing set man, for ****'s set. Right let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, let's go again. And let's not have you ****ing walking in... You're unbelievable man, you're un-****ing-believable. The number of times you stroll in the ****ing background. I've never had a DP behave like this. You don't ****ing understand what its like working with actors. That's what that is. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise. I'm gonna ****ing kick your ****ing ass if you don't shut up for a second, alright? I'm gonna go, do you want me to go and trash your lights? Do you want me to ****ing trash them? Then why are you trashing my scene? You do it one more time, and I wain't walking back to set if you're still hired... seriously man - you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly.... ****ing ass."
IRON MAN: "Dude, calm the f*** down! Who do you think you are, Christian Bale?!"

 

[The Navigator]

IRON MAN: "Thor of Asgard! Good evening! As a duly designated representative of the city, county, state of New York I hereby order you to desist any & all supernatural activity and to return forwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "That oughta do it, thanks very much Tony."
THOR: "Are you a god?"
IRON MAN: "No."
THOR: "Then Die!!!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "Tony, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!"

That is indeed awesome.

IM: Not really a blonde, are you? More of a dirty blonde.

 

[Panthro]

That is indeed awesome.

IM: Not really a blonde, are you? More of a dirty blonde.

Thanks and hehehe, looks like we've got an "Iron Psycho".

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Why is my Asgardian rum gone?!"
IRON MAN: "Because it's a vile drink that turns even the most respectable heroic characters into complete scoundrels!"
THOR: "But why is my Asgardian rum gone?!?!?!"
IRON MAN: "Alright, you've got me... I split it with the Hulk. It was the only way to calm him down."
THOR: "Alright, that's it, you're going down!"

 

[kedrell]

IRON MAN: "Hi Thor. Been putting on a little weight?"
THOR: "F*** you!"