Iron Man The Official Iron Man Caption Thread

[Doctor Jones]

IRON MAN: So how do you want your steak?
WOMAN: I want medium with pink in the middle.
IRON MAN: Don't we all?

 

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, we do...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: He-Man?
THOR: No.
IRON MAN: Gladiator?
THOR: No.
IRON MAN: Beowulf?
THOR: For Odin, I`m Thor, the God of Thunder!! I have been a Marvel character for four decades!!
IRON MAN: Sorry, now that I´m in a major blockbuster movie franchise, I only know first league heroes.
THOR: Arrogant rascal...

 

[3dman27]

IRON MAN: He-Man?
THOR: No.
IRON MAN: Gladiator?
THOR: No.
IRON MAN: Beowulf?
THOR: For Odin, I`m Thor, the God of Thunder!! I have been a Marvel character for four decades!!
IRON MAN: Sorry, now that I´m in a major blockbuster movie franchise, I only know first league heroes.

thor SILENCE IMPUDENT MORTAL

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: He-Man?
THOR: No.
IRON MAN: Gladiator?
THOR: No.
IRON MAN: Beowulf?
THOR: For Odin, I`m Thor, the God of Thunder!! I have been a Marvel character for four decades!!
IRON MAN: Sorry, now that I´m in a major blockbuster movie franchise, I only know first league heroes.
THOR: Arrogant rascal...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Better be careful Iron Man, even big league heroes' franchises can fall apart, all it takes is one wrong decision, one wrong plot move, one bad casting error, etc.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! He´d better watch out!

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Hey, ever thought of hooking up with Wonder Woman.She seems to be pretty up your alley...
THOR; The God of Thunder is committed to Sif. Plus, Diana is Greek Mythology, not Norse one, and a DC character, while`I´m a Marvel...
IRON MAN: Man, now I know why it´s so hard to get your movie made, you´re a party-pooper of mythical proportions...

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Hey, ever thought of hooking up with Wonder Woman.She seems to be pretty up your alley...
THOR; The God of Thunder is committed to Sif. Plus, Diana is Greek Mythology, not Norse one, and a DC character, while`I´m a Marvel...
IRON MAN: Man, now I know why it´s so hard to get your movie made, you´re a party-pooper of mythical proportions...

Hehehehehehehehe

THOR: "Pay up mortal! You bet me you could beat the Dark Knight at the box office and you failed!"
IRON MAN: "Yeah yeah, laugh it up jackass..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! I know a lot of people who made that bet, Tony...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: You know, I can´t help thinking I´m getting too many captions with the wrong blonde...

IRON MAN: Now THAT´S better.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: You know, I can´t help thinking I´m getting too many captions with the wrong blonde...

IRON MAN: Now THAT´S better.

Hehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[The Navigator]

"Beat this, Samus!"

 

[Panthro]

When Marvel characters choose sides -

IRON MAN: "Tim Burton!"
THOR: "Christopher Nolan!"
IRON MAN: "Tim Burton!"
THOR: "Christopher Nolan!"

IRON MAN: "Michael Keaton!"
THOR: "Christian Bale!"
IRON MAN: "Michael Keaton!"
THOR: "Christian Bale!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hah, Burtonites and Nolanites, the silliest nerdy argument since old Trek vs. new Trek...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: HOW much for a night? Meh, I´ll take the cell phone instead...

 

[Doctor Jones]

IRON MAN: So.... yellow waist belt.... Watchmen fan?

 

[Panthro]

A big LOL to both of those.

 

[BlueLightning]

Jon Favreau: Smile Mathew, were on the first production still of Iron Man 2.

MatthewLibatique: Yeah

Jon Favreau: I am very excited to begin with this film.

Matthew Libatique: Yeah.

Jon Favreau: So you are beginning to make Tony Stark house for the film?

Matthew Libatique: Yeah.

Jon Favreau: Looks pretty rusty...

Matthew Libatique: Yeah

Jon Favreau: Yeah? That´s the only thing that you can say?

Matthew Libatique: ... Yeah.

Jon Favreau: OK Mathew Matthew stop it, you are this close to get fired.

Mathew Libatique: Ahm actually Jon, I didn´t want to say anything but this is not the "Tony Stark house" set for Iron Man 2.

Jon Favreau: What?, then, where are we?

Matthew Libatique: This is Robert Downey Junior´s house after last night party.

...

Jon Favreau: ... What´s up with your hair?
Matthew Libatique: Shut up.

 

[3dman27]

iron ma its a bird ,its a plane its SUPERMAN
thor thou shalt PAY for thy insult

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "We don't have to be adversaries, Iron Man. We both want a fair union contract."
IRON MAN [thinking]: "Why is Thor being so nice to me?"
THOR: "And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
IRON MAN [thinking: "Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?"
THOR: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
IRON MAN [thinking]: "Oh my God he *is* coming on to me!"
THOR: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." [chuckles, winks]
IRON MAN: [thinking]: "AH!"
[brief pause]
IRON MAN: "Sorry, Thor, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"

 

[kedrell]

^Hahahaha, classic Simpsons.

 

[kedrell]

THOR: "If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a ball!"
IRON MAN: "Oh dear god!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Simpsons quote.

 

[ultimatefan]

Jon Favreau: Look, the first sight of the set for Iron Man 2... Which is basically nothing, but trust me, the fanboys will go nuts about it anyway..