Iron Man The Official Iron Man Caption Thread

[LostMind]

Iron Man: "Listen to the bumblebee. Buy the phone."

 

[3dman27]

shellhead "she'd look good in a super-heroine outfit"

 

[The Navigator]

Lots of good ones with this picture.

And thus, with the advantages of remote control technology, Tony Stark can promote high-powered phones while simultaneously having a threesome in the next room.

 

[Panthro]

shellhead "she'd look good in a super-heroine outfit"

Yes she would.t:

 

[Doctor Jones]

CHICK: So, how do you like your phones Mr. Stark?
IRON MAN: Black with pink in the middle. Like pu$$y.

 

[3dman27]

norman osborns assistant"do you have a message fore my employer?"
iron man "yes please advise him if he tryies to steal my armor he'll WISH his butt was getting kicked compliments of you friendl neighborhood spider-man"

 

[LostMind]

Iron Man: "I want you to have my babies."
Woman(laughing nervously): "Ok."
Iron Man: "I was talking about the phone."

 

[LostMind]

Iron Man: "Why did you have trouble with the metal detector?"
Woman: "It picked up my tongue piercing."
Iron Man: "A tongue piercing. Nice."
Woman: "Yea. My girlfriend just loves it."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOMAN: The best thing is, with its ultrafast vibrating mode you don´t even need men anymore!
IRON MAN: Hey!

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Do you come with the cell phone?
WOMAN: No, hehehehehe.
(random guy): Do you come with the cell phone?
WOMAN: No, hehehehehe.

 

[LostMind]

Woman: "It is detachable. You play with it. After you finish with it, you put it back. Iron Man feels like a man again."

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage hiking scum!"
IRON MAN: "You need to stop watching Zoolander."

 

[Mutagen]

haha

 

[LostMind]

Thor: "Thor has never knowingly taken any performance-enhancing drugs."

 

[LostMind]

Iron Man: "Oh my god."
Thor: "Yes. I am here."

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man: "Oh my god."
Thor: "Yes. I am here."

Hehehehehehe

Glad you liked mine Doom.

 

[ultimatefan]

I have to confess Zoolander is one of my favorite gulilty pleasure movies.

hehehehehehhe, a God he is indeed...

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: You see, Kenneth Branagh, who directed some of the best modern Shakespeare adaptations, will direct my movie!
IRON MAN: Does that mean you´re finally gonna stop sounding like Shakespeare would if he lost 65 IQ points?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

 

[Panthro]

THOR: You see, Kenneth Branagh, who directed some of the best modern Shakespeare adaptations, will direct my movie!
IRON MAN: Does that mean you´re finally gonna stop sounding like Shakespeare would if he lost 65 IQ points?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

Hehehe

I like the performance enhancing steroid joke as well.

THOR: "Now what's this crap about Emile Hirsch being considered for Hal Jordan?! I don't care if I am a Marvel character, I will not tolerate such foolishness!"
IRON MAN: "Argh..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! None of us would tolerate it, Thor...

 

[ultimatefan]

IRON MAN: Hey, this is MY board!! How come you never get out of here anymore?!?
THOR: Viral marketing.

 

[Panthro]

IRON MAN: Hey, this is MY board!! How come you never get out of here anymore?!?
THOR: Viral marketing.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

IRON MAN: "V For Vendetta!"
THOR: "Watchmen!"
IRON MAN: "V For Vendetta!"
THOR: "Watchmen!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

Watchmen all the way!!

 

[ultimatefan]

WOMAN: With these remotes I can manipulate men all I like.
IRON MAN: Yeah, "remotes"...