The Official Life Lesson's Thread

Superman79 said:
1) Women, deep down, are heartless devils
2) Despite #1, we will never stop pursuing them
3) Bitterness is a very powerful thing
4) Faith can be rewarded if you are patient
5) Never say never

i hate the 4th one...i have no patience :mad:
 
Sean Adisano said:
i hate the 4th one...i have no patience :mad:

I'm with you there...but it's amazing how life forces you to be patient...
take the Red Sox world series for example...:D
 
A few I've experienced myself...

No one hates women more than women.
Never let your friends try to hook you up with someone, especially if they can't get women themselves.
There's nothing an attractive woman, who knows she's hot, hates more than not being paid attention to.
 
Superman79 said:
I'm with you there...but it's amazing how life forces you to be patient...
take the Red Sox world series for example...:D

i just HATE the yankees and was glad to see that happen to them.

LETS GO METS!!!!!

life lesson- if your a new yorker you can't root for both Mets and yankees...its one or the other :mad:
 
PyroChamber said:
A few I've experienced myself...

No one hates women more than women.
Never let your friends try to hook you up with someone, especially if they can't get women themselves.
There's nothing an attractive woman, who knows she's hot, hates more than not being paid attention to.

the hell with her...i hate that!
 
PyroChamber said:
There's nothing an attractive woman, who knows she's hot, hates more than not being paid attention to.


Good one! :up: So very very true.
 
on the street, never assume from behind that its someone you know and decide to play a prank on them.
 
it's a Patrick Swayze quote from "Dirty Dancing" (my g/f made me watch it years ago...the way he says it (and the line itself) cracks me up, which is why it always stuck with me.

if you wanna get philosophical, it can mean don't put the lady in your life behind other pursuits...
 
Superman79 said:
it's a Patrick Swayze quote from "Dirty Dancing" (my g/f made me watch it years ago...the way he says it (and the line itself) cracks me up, which is why it always stuck with me.

if you wanna get philosophical, it can mean don't put the lady in your life behind other pursuits...

i saw that movie a LOOOOOONG time ago...and never again will i :o
 
Having sex with a friend ruins the friendship. But I'm not saying I wouldn't have had sex with her. :heart:
 
WorthyStevens4 said:
Having sex with a friend ruins the friendship. But I'm not saying I wouldn't have had sex with her. :heart:

listen man, friendship if its a strong one, one that you really trust, don't destroy it by doing that, i would never.
 
don't hold your baby nephew, or any baby in general, over you head playing with him right after he just ate...it will come back :(
 
Superman79 said:
1) Women, deep down, are heartless devils
2) Despite #1, we will never stop pursuing them
3) Bitterness is a very powerful thing
4) Faith can be rewarded if you are patient
5) Never say never

thats just wrong :o

well maybe some...but not all.
 
Sean Adisano said:
don't hold your baby nephew, or any baby in general, over you head playing with him right after he just ate...it will come back :(
lmao...I can just see that happening to you Sean...
 
fangrl06 said:
lmao...I can just see that happening to you Sean...

you know the grosses thing about having my nephew throw up in my mouth...the milk was breast milk :(
 
Jourmugand said:
Amen,my brother.That be the truth.Well,i have my own.

Life is not ment to be fair for all...
Women are heartless devils???? Maybe some women, but a lot of women are loving and nurturing.
 
Sean Adisano said:
you know the grosses thing about having my nephew throw up in my mouth...the milk was breast milk :(
lamo...*flav voice*wow.....
 

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