The Official Mass Effect thread

[Jerry!]

2 years prior to its release?

 

[XtromaniaK]

Sounds like being whipped to me.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

2 years? I scoff at two years! I waited for Fable, after all.

 

[XtromaniaK]

Fable is going to be worth the wait.

****, forgot the comic. Now the chain is broken.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

My bandwidth thanks you. We all thank you.

 

[XtromaniaK]

I only got two into it, your bandwidth hasn't seen nothin.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

This is Rutgers. I've only 2 gigs/week!

 

[XtromaniaK]

That's your fault for going to Rutgers. Boo.

And why do I never hear stories about you and WeeZite hanging out and having crazy adventures together?

 

[Cito]

Just completed Mass Effect...45 hours....oh yeah. Thing is, I DIDNT EVEN GET A LOVE SCENE! I WANTED TO SWEET TALK ASHLEY!! LOL....Never came. I was pissed! I did more or less did everything too!

Ah well, I'll get her second time round playing as a hard-ass!! After I complete my temporally paused game of Half Life 2: Episode 2. Oh yeah. LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!

Seriously? How did it take that long? I did EVERYTHING and finished just under 29 hours in my first playthrough. The second time around I was bad, still did enough to get ally achievements and it only took me 15 hours.

Wtf did you do for 45 hours??

 

[XtromaniaK]

Seriously? How did it take that long? I did EVERYTHING and finished just under 29 hours in my first playthrough. The second time around I was bad, still did enough to get ally achievements and it only took me 15 hours.

Wtf did you do for 45 hours??

Continuous *********ion to Ashley.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Primarily because Weezite's scared of me.

Actually, it's just that we live rather far apart for us to hang out between classes, and Weezite's too whipped to stay here for a weekend. He goes home to his sweety-poo girlfriend. As if sex is anywhere close to as awesome as an hour with WHF.

 

[XtromaniaK]

Well then, I'll just have to go to Rutgers myself one day and then ignore you so I can know what the experience is like.

 

[Cito]

I'm hoping for a romance plot between a Krogan and a Salarian in ME2.

Epic.

 

[Master Chief]

Ashley is the best.
I luv her for real.
That blue alien chick is freaky.
I hate her. For. Real.

 

[Cito]

She gets annoying with her whole 'I hate aliens' act. But I played nice just so I could see the bootay.

The worst/most boring/lame/please die character is Kaiden. Snore fest.

 

[Master Chief]

Yeah, I think he was thrown in just to be a female romantic interest, lol.

Regardless of how boring he is though,

Spoiler

when you had to pick between him and Ashley I still felt sick having to choose. UUuUugh, lol. So cool how they brought it up at the halfway point between both of them too.

 

[XtromaniaK]

**** Kaiden, ladies first. He can die regardless of whether or not I get it on with Ashley, he's a loser with migraines.

 

[Cito]

Tali is awesome. I heart her. Or.....it??

 

[XtromaniaK]

But you never get to have sex with her. What's up with that, seriously?

 

[Master Chief]

**** Kaiden, ladies first. He can die regardless of whether or not I get it on with Ashley, he's a loser with migraines.

For totally.

Tali is awesome. I heart her. Or.....it??

lol, werd. Engine room chicks on space ships are awesome.

But you never get to have sex with her. What's up with that, seriously?

I think they like, lay eggs that hatch.

newayz o yea Joker rules.

 

[Purple Prancer]

True Story: Master Matt Chief killed me in my dream last night

 

[Cito]

But you never get to have sex with her. What's up with that, seriously?

I didn't think you could get with her, but I was hoping to see her without the mask.

Hopefully she'll be back in the sequel.

 

[Master Chief]

True Story: Master Matt Chief killed me in my dream last night

DId I bring you back to life with +10HP?

 

[XtromaniaK]

I think they like, lay eggs that hatch.

I'd be willing to fertilize her eggs.

 

[Purple Prancer]

No, you laughed in your deep voice. Some friend eventually avenged my death.