The Official Octomom Thread

[Gilpesh]

But nooo....the gov't would rather spend thousands of dollars on these sorts of leeches instead of helping people who honestly work for their money.

Speaking of which... we need to take your house. Eminent domain.

 

[danielisthor]

Just saw on NBC LA - that a state approved psychiatrist sent a recommendation to child services with 24 reasons why she's an unfit mother, that her 6 older children are abused and/or neglected and has asked child services to take the octuplets into state custody and place them up for adoption.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Speaking of which... we need to take your house. Eminent domain.

What house?

 

[Gilpesh]

What house?

Fine. Let's not joke about the horrible things the government can do.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Fine. Let's not joke about the horrible things the government can do.

Oh, you wanted me to pretend I have a house the Gov't wants to take away from me and not an apartment?

 

[BlackLantern]

Just saw on NBC LA - that a state approved psychiatrist sent a recommendation to child services with 24 reasons why she's an unfit mother, that her 6 older children are abused and/or neglected and has asked child services to take the octuplets into state custody and place them up for adoption.

Let's hope that these kids can end up with parents that are fit to raise them

 

[Majic Walrus]

I just saw the term "Octomom" on one of the TVs at work. Are there any FoxNews employees here who stole a Hype Term?

 

[Captain Planet!]

I just saw the term "Octomom" on one of the TVs at work. Are there any FoxNews employees here who stole a Hype Term?

Probably StorminNorman.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Probably StorminNorman.

Can we sue for trademark infringment!?

 

[Captain Planet!]

No, cause nobody put one of those little TM doo-diddles next to the word.

 

[Gilpesh]

Oh, you wanted me to pretend I have a house the Gov't wants to take away from me and not an apartment?

Quiet. You.

Spoiler

 

[Sentinel X]

I just saw the term "Octomom" on one of the TVs at work. Are there any FoxNews employees here who stole a Hype Term?

Actually I think I heard Bill Maher (whatever his last name) use the term first on Larry King....he also made an Octopussy joke (after the famous James Bond movie) haha!!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Octomom's mother speaks about her daughter's obsession with kids and all: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4804403n&tag=main_home_MediaBox

 

[AnorexicBatman]

They should make a movie about her and how her kids grow up to be the new OCTO-AVENGERS... Sam Jackson as Nick Fury... professional babysitter...

 

[Nivek]

I hate the media pushing this story out there. The negative public reaction has only led to more stories about this psycho.

 

[Nivek]

I also think that the doctor who performed the IVF should be charged with something.

Didn't they already have some news report saying that former patients are now suing him because Octomom was his main booster for his success rate at facility?

 

[terry78]

I'm the Octomom....I got eight of everythang!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Nadya Suleman tells The Sun, a British tabloid, that she hasn’t had sex for eight years and can’t remember her last date.

Thankfully, the article says she has no intention of dating again until her youngest are 18.

Good thing. She is so not gonna have time for love.

Many people have wondered about her other children: They are, according to the Sun, Elijah, 7, with attention deficit disorder and hyperactivity problems; daughter Amerah, 6; and son Joshua Jacob, 5. There's also Aidan, 3, who is autistic, and her 2-year-old twins, Caleb and Calyissa, who has speech difficulties.

Well, turns out Nadya has help.

Despite having no job, Nadya can afford to pay a nanny around $500 a week to look after the older kids Monday through Friday. “She works overtime and doesn’t ask for more money. She does 12-hour days,” she tells The Sun.Nadya insists to The Sun that she is not on welfare but receives around $500 of food stamps a month. “The only reason I applied for them is that I have put Elijah in a private school. He needs tutoring to stay focused.

“But I am not on welfare where you get cash aid for children. I have never got that.”

But she’s open to financial help, telling the Sun: “If anyone wants to donate, it would be for resources for the kids. I can accept that.

“But I am not in it for the money. Any money is going into a trust for the kids.”

Right. And some might go to more plastic surgery, perhaps a tummy tuck, keeping up her porcelain nails and maybe for new clothes for TV appearances.

 

[terry78]

Nadya Suleman tells The Sun, a British tabloid, that she hasn’t had sex for eight years and can’t remember her last date.

Thankfully, the article says she has no intention of dating again until her youngest are 18.

Good thing. She is so not gonna have time for love.

Many people have wondered about her other children: They are, according to the Sun, Elijah, 7, with attention deficit disorder and hyperactivity problems; daughter Amerah, 6; and son Joshua Jacob, 5. There's also Aidan, 3, who is autistic, and her 2-year-old twins, Caleb and Calyissa, who has speech difficulties.

Well, turns out Nadya has help.

Despite having no job, Nadya can afford to pay a nanny around $500 a week to look after the older kids Monday through Friday. “She works overtime and doesn’t ask for more money. She does 12-hour days,” she tells The Sun.Nadya insists to The Sun that she is not on welfare but receives around $500 of food stamps a month. “The only reason I applied for them is that I have put Elijah in a private school. He needs tutoring to stay focused.

“But I am not on welfare where you get cash aid for children. I have never got that.”

But she’s open to financial help, telling the Sun: “If anyone wants to donate, it would be for resources for the kids. I can accept that.

“But I am not in it for the money. Any money is going into a trust for the kids.”

Right. And some might go to more plastic surgery, perhaps a tummy tuck, keeping up her porcelain nails and maybe for new clothes for TV appearances.

So she doesn't plan on having a man snake her drain until she's about 55 years old.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Nadya Suleman tells The Sun, a British tabloid, that she hasn’t had sex for eight years and can’t remember her last date.

Thankfully, the article says she has no intention of dating again until her youngest are 18.

Good thing. She is so not gonna have time for love.

Many people have wondered about her other children: They are, according to the Sun, Elijah, 7, with attention deficit disorder and hyperactivity problems; daughter Amerah, 6; and son Joshua Jacob, 5. There's also Aidan, 3, who is autistic, and her 2-year-old twins, Caleb and Calyissa, who has speech difficulties.

Well, turns out Nadya has help.

Despite having no job, Nadya can afford to pay a nanny around $500 a week to look after the older kids Monday through Friday. “She works overtime and doesn’t ask for more money. She does 12-hour days,” she tells The Sun.Nadya insists to The Sun that she is not on welfare but receives around $500 of food stamps a month. “The only reason I applied for them is that I have put Elijah in a private school. He needs tutoring to stay focused.

“But I am not on welfare where you get cash aid for children. I have never got that.”

But she’s open to financial help, telling the Sun: “If anyone wants to donate, it would be for resources for the kids. I can accept that.

“But I am not in it for the money. Any money is going into a trust for the kids.”

Right. And some might go to more plastic surgery, perhaps a tummy tuck, keeping up her porcelain nails and maybe for new clothes for TV appearances.

If she doesn't have a job, how can she afford to pay someone $500/week?!?! Also, aren't food stamps a form of welfare?

 

[The Lizard]

Nadya Suleman tells The Sun, a British tabloid, that she hasn’t had sex for eight years and can’t remember her last date.

Thankfully, the article says she has no intention of dating again until her youngest are 18.

The scary thing however, is that there are for sure some male wackos out there who are obsessed with her already, and that info is only going to make them stalk her more.
I think that's part of her plan, quite honestly. Get tons of media exposure, make money selling her story and snag some obsessive weirdo as boyfriend, all while indulging her babymaking fetish.

 

[terry78]

That **** is gonna be like throwing a vienna sausage down Niagra Falls.

 

[Gilpesh]

That **** is gonna be like throwing a vienna sausage down Niagra Falls.

No... that's being generous. More like launching a rocket into space.

 

[GoblinWhirlwind]

I don't know who would boink her in the first place... she looks hideous.

 

[Raiden]

I think it's a matter of time before social workers take her children away for good, since she is clearly not capable to look after all of them without work and living on food stamps.