The Official Unofficial "Find The Most Ridiculous Movie Possible" Thread

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I learned of those and 9 million much weirder ones that I was too lazy to comb through by reading the best magazine in the world, "Shock Cinema".

 

[The Hero]

Attack Of The 60-Foot Centerfolds

13 Erotic Ghosts

Honey Britches (AKA Death Farm,AKA Demented Death Farm Massacre: The Movie,AKA Hillbilly Hooker,AKA Moonshiners' Women)

All made by Fred Olen Ray,the finest American filmmaker since Orson Welles.

 

[The Hero]

I officially deem this the greatest title in the history of everything.

 

[The Hero]

SpiderBabe

That's right:An almost scene-by-scene porno recreation of Spider-Man,with the main character solving all of her problems using bad special effects,lesbian sex,and an upside-down *******.

All in all,the greatest movie ever made.

 

[gvcool2]

Surf Nazi's Must Die, that really has to be well up there in most ridiculous movie ever

 

[xwolverine2]

i found zombies vs vampires

 

[MrScissorhands]

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is a 1970 drama film

The film's plot concerns the adventures and misadventures of an all-female rock band called The Carrie Nations (after temperance advocate Carrie Nation), who fall under the spell of a flamboyant, evil record producer (modelled after Phil Spector) named Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell (John LaZar). Other significant characters include Lance Rock (Michael Blodgett), a gigolo; Ashley St. Ives (Edy Williams), a pornographic actress; Roxanne (Erica Gavin), a rapacious lesbian clothes designer who pursues The Carrie Nations' bass player Casey (Cynthia Myers); and Harris (David Gurian), the ill-fated boyfriend of the Carrie Nations' lead singer Kelly (Dolly Read).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065466/

I have that on DVD and I love it !
Besides, Russ Meyer made a whole lot more ridiculous films than that. 'Up!' and 'Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens' are pretty... uhmmm... unique, but the one that takes the cake is probably 'Mondo Topless', featuring just over one hour of topless go-go dancers go-go dancing topless.
I have those too.

 

[MrScissorhands]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

You can download the film for free here, and there's a whole lot more ridiculous films on that site.

 

[Movies205]

http://www.badmovies.org/

Though it's well known "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" COME ON!!!

But from what I gleaned from the site:

The Buddhist Fist

The Cars that Ate Paris

Cat-Women of the Moon

Cherry 2000

Frankenhooker

I Married a Monster from Outer Space

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Meet the Feebles

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

You can download the film for free here, and there's a whole lot more ridiculous films on that site.

The plot outline is truly genius

The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

 

[Sandman138]

SpiderBabe

That's right:An almost scene-by-scene porno recreation of Spider-Man,with the main character solving all of her problems using bad special effects,lesbian sex,and an upside-down *******.

All in all,the greatest movie ever made.

OMG I must own this.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

they even got a Willem Dafoe look-alike.

 

[Motown Marvel]

she even shoots a web out of her vagina.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I wonder if people notice that Misty Mundae has beautiful hair.

 

[Grim Goblin]

Electra. And no, I'm not talking about the pseudo-sequel to Daredevil, I'm talking about this priceless gem

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112942/

Come to think of it, anything by troma is also worthy of being the most ridiculous movie possible.

Also worthy is The Pirate Movie.

 

[JackBauer]

you can close the thread now. I've found the most ridiculous.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

 

[The Hero]

I Married a Monster from Outer Space

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Meet the Feebles

Killer Clowns is a great Army of Darkness-style cheesefest.It's got alien clowns cocooning people in cotton candy and using crazy straws to suck out their fluids,for God's sake!

Not only did they make I Married a Monster from Outer Space,but they remade it into a UPN movie-of-the-week.

And Meet the Feebles was directed by Peter Jackson.Which is just all kinds of creepy.

 

[gvcool2]

is that spider-babe film a rip off of spider-man or just a sick porn movie?

 

[SilentType]

is that spider-babe film a rip off of spider-man or just a sick porn movie?

It appears to be Spider-man Pornofied.

 

[gvcool2]

outstanding

 

[The Hero]

It appears to be Spider-man Pornofied.

It even has a female Jameson,who she gets to like Spiderbabe by giving her oral sex.

Like I said:Greatest movie ever.

 

[Timstuff]

My brother just got a movie off of Amazon called "The Ice Pirates", but I haven't seen it yet.

 

[The Hero]

And now a Hulk Hogan triple feature:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107612/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103003/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117550/


You know what?That last one is too much even for an IMDB listing to summarize.This deserves a full-on Agony Booth-ing.

 

[gvcool2]

don't diss mr nanny

 

[The Hero]

One more for good measure:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117581/