The Official Unofficial "Find The Most Ridiculous Movie Possible" Thread

[LexCorp]

Very cool

 

[The Hero]

i think i saw a "Revenge of the gingerbread man" movie in blockbuster once.....


i win

I can one-up that.

The Gingerdead Man starring Gary Busey(!)

 

[The Hero]

Revenge of the Killer Meat!

Two things I love about this movie:

Plot Outline: The story of a hungry man and his food that refuses to go down without a fight.

Trivia: Entire movie was shot and edited in 24 hours.

If that's not reason enough to track this down,I don't know what is.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Hookers in a Haunted House
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204388/

tagline: It'll scare you STIFF!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Bill Goldberg the wrestler?

Oh yeah.

 

[The Chairman]

Cannibal Women Of The Avacado Jungle Of Death

 

[The Hero]

Snakes.....ON A MOTHER****ING TRAIN!!!

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

 

[Hades]

Mine would have to be this movie I seen late on tv one night. Can't remember the name. It had "dolls" . It was a parody on some book series aimed at teens.

The whole thing was insanely messed up. There's alot of fighting, one guy gets run over, one guy breaks his leg, tons of sex scenes. The movie has no point..then at the end one of the characters goes psycho and kills off all the characters. He also later reveals he's an hermaphrodite. Then he got stabbed in the back of the head with an axe, I think. Then I can't remember the rest.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I was dying from laughter....And it's a serious movie.

 

[Iceman]

TPM fan

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can't link to the reviews because anyone reviewing them uses profanities and some dangerous, DANGEROUS pictures of the parts God accidently stuck on the chests of women might appear, but I'd encourage you all to check out:
( also, no way am I going to right a blurb for each one, so seriously, check them out, on your OWN! )

• Apocalypse Pooh
• The Awakening of the Beast
• The Crippled Masters
• War Is Menstrual Envy
• Urine:Good Health
• Tard Spasm
• Super Xuxa Contra Baixo Astral
• Supaidaaman
• Skullduggery
• Skidoo
• Save the Green planet!
• The Rat Savior
• Phantom of the Paradise
• The Pink Angels
• Neil Diamond Parking Lot

wh00, more later.

 

[Hades]

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is a 1970 drama film

The film's plot concerns the adventures and misadventures of an all-female rock band called The Carrie Nations (after temperance advocate Carrie Nation), who fall under the spell of a flamboyant, evil record producer (modelled after Phil Spector) named Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell (John LaZar). Other significant characters include Lance Rock (Michael Blodgett), a gigolo; Ashley St. Ives (Edy Williams), a pornographic actress; Roxanne (Erica Gavin), a rapacious lesbian clothes designer who pursues The Carrie Nations' bass player Casey (Cynthia Myers); and Harris (David Gurian), the ill-fated boyfriend of the Carrie Nations' lead singer Kelly (Dolly Read).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065466/

 

[Caliber]

Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter

 

[Tempest19]

Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter

Awesome!!!! Lol.

"And you will remember the day, you messed with Jesus Christ!!!"

JC kills a Vampire

"You god damn blood sucker"


I know, I am probably going to hell for writing the above- just couldn't resist. Lol.

 

[CrimsonMist]

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is a 1970 drama film

The film's plot concerns the adventures and misadventures of an all-female rock band called The Carrie Nations (after temperance advocate Carrie Nation), who fall under the spell of a flamboyant, evil record producer (modelled after Phil Spector) named Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell (John LaZar). Other significant characters include Lance Rock (Michael Blodgett), a gigolo; Ashley St. Ives (Edy Williams), a pornographic actress; Roxanne (Erica Gavin), a rapacious lesbian clothes designer who pursues The Carrie Nations' bass player Casey (Cynthia Myers); and Harris (David Gurian), the ill-fated boyfriend of the Carrie Nations' lead singer Kelly (Dolly Read).
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065466/

i saw this on FMC(Fox Movie Channel) late one night last summer. Funniest thing i've ever seen. The handicapped kid who crawls out of the car to help stop Z-Man, and they all trip and fall on him, to reveal, that becuase they all fell on him, he's capable of walking again...hilarious. I also liked the narration at the end of the moving giving this cheesy moral lesson on life.

i have to buy that. It's directed by the same guy who made Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

 

[CrimsonMist]

Awesome!!!! Lol.

"And you will remember the day, you messed with Jesus Christ!!!"

JC kills a Vampire

"You god damn blood sucker"


I know, I am probably going to hell for writing the above- just couldn't resist. Lol.

this was another funny one. I have it, but it doesn't play on my PS2 for some reason. It starts to play, but then it stops reading the disc. If anyone else has the DVD, do you experience the same problems?

anyway, the end credit song was great! "It's all good! It's alright! Everybody get's laaaaaaaid...Tonight!!"

 

[SilentType]

i saw this on FMC(Fox Movie Channel) late one night last summer. Funniest thing i've ever seen. The handicapped kid who crawls out of the car to help stop Z-Man, and they all trip and fall on him, to reveal, that becuase they all fell on him, he's capable of walking again...hilarious. I also liked the narration at the end of the moving giving this cheesy moral lesson on life.



i have to buy that. It's directed by the same guy who made Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

And written by Roger Ebert

 

[Wolfwood]

Hookers in a Haunted House
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204388/

tagline: It'll scare you STIFF!

The qoutes made me giggle enough to want to check it out.

Beam me up, Scotty! There's no life on Planet Impotent!

 

[iceberg325]

I worked for netflix and as I was shipping dvds, i came across this movie. I kid you not.

http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=22084771&trkid=189530&strkid=872231933_0_0

 

[Shuley]

I worked for netflix and as I was shipping dvds, i came across this movie. I kid you not.

http://www.netflix.com/MovieDisplay?movieid=22084771&trkid=189530&strkid=872231933_0_0

I wonder how many people hit the "More Like This" Tab?

 

[Shuley]

GymKata is pretty ridiculous.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Snakes.....ON A MOTHER****ING TRAIN!!!

oh well I'm not surprised, but I'd be embarrased to rent this.

 

[thedeadite]

• Save the Green planet!

i both own and love this amazing gem from korea. In fact..i think i shall go watch it now!


p.s. check Troma's catalogue of movies...many many rediculous titles/plots there.

 

[The Hero]

• Apocalypse Pooh
• The Crippled Masters
• War Is Menstrual Envy
• Urine:Good Health
• Tard Spasm
• Skullduggery
• Skidoo
• Neil Diamond Parking Lot

You have to PM me these links.