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don't say anything, War Party. You're doing the right thing!
Octoberist said:don't say anything, War Party. You're doing the right thing!
hunter rider said:In fairness to Cine unlike us he can't see the movie for 3 months
War Party said:I understand that, but I just don't like giving out spoilers. He'll find out tomorrow when everyone sees it. I'm sure there is at least one person who wouldn't mind telling him. He can wait one more day.
hunter rider said:Fair enough,i was just pointing out Cine's dilema![]()
hunter rider said:Fair enough,i was just pointing out Cine's dilema![]()
Cinemaman said:Oh, I will wait for tomorrow![]()
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War Party said:Sorry Cine, but I just can't do it.
Cinemaman said:Don't take it so seriously. I can wait for it![]()
DCW said:^ So what would you give it out of 10?
War Party said:I give it a 9/10.
DCW said:Cool. Good review, I hadn't read through the whole thread before I posted that so I hadn't realized you've seen it.
DCW said:Good. I'm glad you liked it. I'm still looking forward to seeing it but some of the reviews I've read have had mixed opinions.
War Party said:This review made me laugh. It's from the New York Observer:
The Prestige is the biggest pile of incomprehensible gibberish to hit the screen since M. Night Shyamalans Lady in the Water. This is the latest product of loopy brothers Christopher and Jonathan Nolan, whose libidinous fantasies work overtime to turn paranoia, confusion and insanity into art movies like the despicable Memento. On his own, brother Christopher also directed the paralyzing Batman Begins, the worst Batman movie ever made, which was also the only pretentious Batman movie ever made. Dedicated to the premise that no movie that makes sense is worth making at all,these hacks have dumped their worst faults into The Prestige. Worse yet, its a whacking bore.
Jumping around in time like a jet-propelled pogo stick, it tells an incoherent tale of rival magicians in the 19th century that derails the talents of Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale. Mr. Jackman has the best act, but Mr. Bale has the best trick (getting out of his chains inside a water tank), so his jealous opponent sends his mistress (Scarlett Johansson, who seems to have a new movie out every six weeks) to steal his secrets. Nice to see her reunited with her co-star from Scoop, but she foolishly betrays him by falling in love with Mr. Bale and sleeping with them both, which turns their rivalry deadly. To get even, Mr. Bale switches the locks, Mr. Jackman goes to a watery grave, and Mr. Bale goes to the gallows. Or do they? After making an object disappear, the prestige is the part of an illusion where the sorcerer brings it back. Its like The Illusionist,a movie that was more clever and entertaining, only in The Prestige both magicians have doubles in disguises, giving you two magicians for the price of one, and providing Mr. Jackman and Mr. Bale with four roles to play instead of two. Chock full of betrayals and double-crosses too complicated for a rational viewer to even begin to figure out, the movie is more infuriating and contrived than suspenseful and clever. At the end, critics stood around in clusters asking things like Who was the man in the beard? Why did Christian Bale cut his finger off? If Hugh Jackman came back to life, then who drowned in the tank onstage? We saw his body at the morgue, so how could he appear in the end? In my opinion, movies shouldnt be this much work. The older Michael Caine gets, the thicker his accent grows. In this film, he needs subtitles. David Bowie is unrecognizable. If somebody is going to turn me into a puzzlehead, let it be Pedro Almodóvar. And if somebody is going to convince me that it is safe to go back to the movies, let it be Clint Eastwood. The Prestige is handsome to look at, but it doesnt make one lick of sense, nothing about it is worth the trouble of untangling the muddle, and Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johansson should have stuck with Woody Allen.
How does this guy have a job still?
hunter rider said:I gave up after the first paragraph but i am curous how he wrote a whole article while in a straight jacket
DCW said:I just finished browsing through some reviews, I am so excited to see it!![]()