The Rap Battle Thread

Hypes finest yall
They cant find us yall
Sitting on the corner of com-mu-ni-ty
(note i am very tired right now.)
 
Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies
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This fool thinks he's the next Pac,
but he spits worse than Papa Doc
in that Eminem movie
where we almost see B. Murphy's boobie!
You know Kingpin was wait to jerk off,
sittin in the theatre with his baggy pants off.
But he couldn't get it hard
he can never get it hard.
He aint' got a dick,
all he's got is a slit.
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Okay :)

Listen hard kids.
This is a spit to teach ya'll.

Master Chief wants to bring it to EML
He don't know he just bought a ticket to Hell.
My words are gunna whip you
And don't think I won't trash you too.
No SPARTAN armor is gunna save you from me.
I'm gunna ***** slap you so hard that you'll love me!
I know how to flip the ****,
all you know how to do is take a hit.
It's too bad you can't make a hit.
so that I could take a ****,
and make you mother ****ing eat it!
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psh, he wins, my head hurts :o

I'll just rhyme to support EML :)
 
Originally posted by The Kingpin
Im still waitin for that rattle
And to get busted in
but all i hear is blabble
and this kids rap sin
hes making himself a fool
but wait AbayTimma
is thinking hes cool
come on give it a shot
to busy smoking pot?
So high- you see your own sista sandy?
So comin keep on callign us pansies
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Your rhymes are badness
Unlike EML's rhymes of madness
you're the sadness
so quit trying to compete
before you come out beat

:o
 
oh yea, here's my picture...

dmx.jpg


:p
 
everyone here sucks,
looking like a bunch of ducks,
"spittin" all these rhymes,
wasting all my time,
Obviously EML's the only good one here,
l really don't wanna post this, strait outta fear,
Blah, blah, blah, blah l hate this thread,
Ta ta, ta ta, l wish you were dead.
:confused: :(
:)
 
Originally posted by kypade
everyone here sucks,
looking like a bunch of ducks,
"spittin" all these rhymes,
wasting all my time,
Obviously EML's the only good one here,
l really don't wanna post this, strait outta fear,
Blah, blah, blah, blah l hate this thread,
Ta ta, ta ta, l wish you were dead.
:confused: :(
:)
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You just said you suck
are you ****ing nuts?
I think you're ******ed
prolly cause you farted :o :D
 
Originally posted by Master Chief
You just said you suck
are you ****ing nuts?
I think you're ******ed
prolly cause you farted :o :D
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:D Wow, you good. :)
 
Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'm like Fifty and Eminem in one package,
but I don't come with all their excess baggage.
I'm like Fitty, but I never been shot in the head.
I'm like Shady, but I never beat on my wife's boyfriend.
Yo got a jaw of glass,
you better watch yo ass.
I'll swing with the right
and connect with the left, a'ight?
You be beggin' for a chance at life,
but I'm gunna mother****in' rape your wife.
There's no mercy from Magneto.
No love from the mutant.
I'll ****in rip off your burrito,
and beat your ass like a delinquent

You think yo parents are the ****?
I've got some news for you, b**ch!
Your mother used to be my brother.
Yea, that's right, yo nanny is a tranny.
Kind of ****s up your life, right bud?
Yo momma's clit is a dud.
But it's okay
you didn't inherit the gay

this lil girl wants to battle?
Just like he wants to be spanked with a paddle!
Yea, he's in to that S&M stuff,
he's a pretty sick F**k.
But if you like him, go ahead and listen.
Just get ready to get your hole busted in.
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So what if you're like Fifty and Eminem
Only tight lyrics matter in the end
Go get a lyrical dictionary and learn how to rhyme
Take a band class and learn to keep time
Swing all you want go ahead and exert
You'll just be getting ****ed like Ernie by Bert
EML the next victim of my lyrical attack
You couldn't stop me I'd just feint and cut back

Did I mention your mother keeps my picture in her lockett
You're screwed like a QB scrambling out of the pocket
Then my rhymes sack you like Simeon Rice
All my challengers eventually pay the price
My nanny may be a tranny but she's also your dad
You're just an accident that escaped the *****e bag

Something about my mother being your brother
My great granny being your former lover
We ain't singing I'm My Own Grandpa
I don't dish crap I send it to you raw
You might as well straight quit this battle
Go home and put your boyfriend in his saddle
Face it Fagneto you need to holla
You just got spent like a coke head's dolla
 
wow...chesire is now the best one in this thread kypade :o
 
Originally posted by TheCheshireCat
So what if you're like Fifty and Eminem
Only tight lyrics matter in the end
Go get a lyrical dictionary and learn how to rhyme
Take a band class and learn to keep time
Swing all you want go ahead and exert
You'll just be getting ****ed like Ernie by Bert
EML the next victim of my lyrical attack
You couldn't stop me I'd just feint and cut back

Did I mention your mother keeps my picture in her lockett
You're screwed like a QB scrambling out of the pocket
Then my rhymes sack you like Simeon Rice
All my challengers eventually pay the price
My nanny may be a tranny but she's also your dad
You're just an accident that escaped the *****e bag

Something about my mother being your brother
My great granny being your former lover
We ain't singing I'm My Own Grandpa
I don't dish crap I send it to you raw
You might as well straight quit this battle
Go home and put your boyfriend in his saddle
Face it Fagneto you need to holla
You just got spent like a coke head's dolla
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WOW! :eek: l agree MC.

TCC just spanked EML,
he said shut up ***** and go to hell,
At this freestyle stuff he's really good,
l love Cheshire, in the hood...:confused:

Rock on CC. :)
 
Originally posted by kypade
WOW! :eek: l agree MC.

TCC just spanked EML,
he said shut up ***** and go to hell,
At this freestyle stuff he's really good,
l love Cheshire, in the hood...:confused:

Rock on CC. :)
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Thug life my brotha :)
 
:D :) Do you really freestyle? like if this wasn't typing, you could'vr done that??:eek: l'm not that big a rap fan, but seeing those kids do that at lunch and stuff amazes me. :)
 
Originally posted by kypade
:D :) Do you really freestyle? like if this wasn't typing, you could'vr done that??:eek: l'm not that big a rap fan, but seeing those kids do that at lunch and stuff amazes me. :)
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Maybe not that exactly, but I'm decent at real freestylin.

Dora - For Thugs only :)
 
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