The Rap Battle Thread

[The Spawn]

I'm in a chat rap battle now...I may have to hook it up like 'dat

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

you mean like msn or icq?

 

[The Spawn]

AIM....its better off here though....I'll start a topic for folks are even viable for the actual game

 

[AbayTimma]

why dont you just continue here

 

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by AbayTimma
why dont you just continue here

Because here isn't a real rap battle. People have like hours to think up their rhymes and post them here. On AIM you have to be quick.

 

[AbayTimma]

true..., but we could make adjustments

 

[The Spawn]

You'd be disqualified if ur comp had to be reset

 

[Ol' Horn-Head]

I'm off....post in here when the new thread is ready to name the compeditors

Make it a couple of days in advance

 

[The Spawn]

Hell Yea

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Excellent

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

This is a call out,
To any ****ers who want to get their brawl out.
I'm ready to stand at this mic, rock your world.
I'm tired of just sitting here, being bored.
Get the **** up here, cowards!
It's time to get blown away by my power!

I'll ****ing **** you up,
*****, I'll ****ing bust your *****-cock off and **** you up!
Mother****ers screaming at me,
Mother****ers *****ing, called jealousy!
You ****ing see all these ****ing stars?!
My profanity is worst than SARS!
Mother****ers always trying to **** with me.
Put the ****ing PARENTAL ADVISORY on my CD.
My swearing is tearing up the hearing of white parents.
Scared their ***** children will hear it and throw torrents.
I'm Hurrican ERIK, *****.
I'll roll in to town and **** up your ****!
BOOM! I'll strike like Osama,
except I won't use a hijacked airliner!
You can look forward to me rolling up to your crib,
got a bullet for you and each one of your kids!
Break down the door with a shotgun slug,
splatter your dog's blood all over the rug!
Listen up, all you mother****ers!
I don't care if you're the size of a continental trucker!
My gun will put you down.
Just eat lead, clown.
You're in my mother****ing town!
So either get shot or turn you ***** ass around!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Here comes your mother****ing DOOM!!!!!
I'm like a lineman at the Super Bowl,
geared up to kick some opponent ass.
My lyrics are better than Billy Joel,
I'm not afraid to hit your jaw of glass.
Watch out, ******s!
Your body will be six feet deep,
covered in maggots!
I'll run you down in my pimped out Jeep.
I'm a homophobe to the core,
with women, I shoot and score.
Any guy who likes the men better stay away.
The first group on my "To Kill" list is GAY!
Oh Dear, Did I really say that?
Oh my, hide the mother****ing Gat!
Some little punk is going to report me!
Dear Lord, don't let them see me uncross a t!
I crossed the line!
I might have went too far this time!
I don't give a dime,
pull up a chair and eat my slime!
Whoa!, like Keanu up in this ****.
Acting like a plank and lovin' it!
Booo! The Matrix fanboys call!
Get out of here, kids! Go to the ****ing mall!
Don't need none of you youngin's up in this place.
You aren't old enough.
You're a ****ing disgrace!
Go to the gym and get tough.
Then come back for the race!

E M Lehnsherr.
No need to make jokes about dentures.
I may look old in my avatar,
but I'm the best here, by far.
So crawl out of your cradles, boys.
Put down them pokemon toys!
Come up to the platform,
So I can rip you apart like Xorn.

HOLLA!

 

[The Kingpin]

Face it EML our thread is dead

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No, just you.

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

No takers, eh?

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by The Spawn
This isnt an actual battle...there needs to be judges and face offs. We can call it:


H Mile.

I'd like to be a judge

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
I'd like to be a judge

I'd prefer someone better...

 

[Solid Snake]

im a muttha f-ing P I M P !!

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
I'd prefer someone better...

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about

Indeed I don't

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Solid Snake
im a muttha f-ing P I M P !!

Oh yea? Well I'm a mother****ing pimp!

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Indeed I don't

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr

 

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

You bastard.

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You bastard.